Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Dan Penteado



Dan Penteado, Fake Biker, Benefit Blagger and Leather God presenter on Rogue Traders.

A screw you England fuckwit johnny foreigner type of cunt too dumb to realise that blagging housing benefit while appearing on national TV as a leather clad biker presenter is not a good idea.

If you do that then keep your helmet on cunt.

Have you learned nothing from the the rogue traders on Rogue Traders.

There are a number of offences. Some relate to failing to disclose a bank account which his wages were paid into, others relate to failing to notify a change in his circumstances when he was hired by the BBC. Johanne McNamara, prosecuting, told magistrates: Mr Penteado was claiming housing and council tax benefit on the basis he was a full-time student with a family.

Mr Cunteado is also revered in certain circles as a leather god my old Eton fags reliably inform me. So on yer bike and take it up the arse back to Portugal dago perves delight cunt.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Thursday, 14 June 2012

IsACunt Redesign!


This is a Parish Notice. Shut up and listen.

The Grumpy Old Twat and TheEye are going to be screwing with website things today. And possibly tomorrow.

There will be downtime. It's what we call in the industry Random Shit Is Happening Come Back Later.

A new site will emerge; constructed from tinfoil, sticky tape and the tormented souls of the dead.

Monday, 11 June 2012

Gary Barlow



Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt. Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee Concert for fucks sake.

Like the fucking Queen gives a shit about the square headed jug lugged slimy turdcunt Barlow and his wanky crooners.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

The Jubilee


We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.

 Where was the fucking balance?

We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.

Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?

60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.

60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.

A jubilee celebrating her majesty the cunt.

Fuck the lot of them. Cunts
.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

TheEye doesn't actually agree with this cunting but the site is an equal-opportunity Cunting Zone. 
This is a properly proposed Cunting so it goes up.

Dominic Littlewood



Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt. Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us; Like a dwarf white knight on a fucking Donkey he trots to the rescue showering us in his puerile ramblings, get to fuck you annoying Cunt
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Dead Pool [4]


We have a winner!

The Dead Pool 3 has been won by Dioclese [a-fucking-gain]
who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket
... therefore becoming a dead cunt.

Here's his winning nomination :

This one could be too easy really -
but while we're on a roll with Libyan bastards,
I nominate the Lockerbie bomber,
Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi.

Well done!
You have successfully defended your title of  Dead Pool Champion.
Two in a row eh ... you're not killing the cunts yerself by any chance?

Right then!
The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick
a new 'dead cunt walking' as we move on to The Dead Pool 4.
No rule changes but in case you're new to the world of
predicting bucket kicking cunts, here's a refresher:

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one,
so my top tip is to be quick off the mark and
steal someone else's dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Phil Parkinson



Phil Parkinson the Bradford City football manager is a cunt of highest order.

He doesn't know his arse from his elbow, he drops players who are in form and brings in his own cunts who aren't up to the job.
He talks a constant stream of bullshit which most people seem to be taken in by but not me.
He's that full of shit one day he's going to burst.

It won't be pretty.

Nominated by Andy U

John and Sally Bercow Bercow



John Bercow the Speaker of the House of Commons along with that cunt of a wife, a pair of cunts better suited to running a massage parlour.

Nominated by Viscount Rectum

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Norovirus



Woke up this morning at 3am, rushed in panic to the bog where my sphincter absolutely exploded. However, the contents of my stomach also exploded out of my mouth at the same time, covering my pants, tshirt, toilet floor, hallway carpet and walls with pre digested spaghetti bolognese.

Spent 45 fucking minutes clearing that shit up, only for me to projectile vomit again (in the toilet this time) whilst simultaneously filling my recently changed boxers up with shit.

This has been followed with me sitting on the bog, arse leaking like a boarding house tap, while I continue to heave up the lining of my stomach.

The norovirus truly is a cunt.

Nominated by Hello Shitty

Tube Drivers



I'd like to nominate those lazy tunnel rat cunt tube drivers.

Greedy, lazy good for nothing scroungers.

£850 for working during the Olympics?

Fuck off you greedy cunts.

I along with everyone else will be getting fuck all extra for working during the Olympics.

You greedy, lazy fucking tunnel rat cunts.

Nominated by Bob Geldoffs Wellingtons

Ken Bates



Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates is a tight arsed hotel building bearded cunt.

Nominated by Kim

Friday, 6 April 2012

British Police



I nominate the British Police 'Service'.

On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite rightly shoot the cunt dead, saving themselves the expense of a long winded trial and the cost of incarcerating the bacon dodging twat for life.

Meanwhile back in good old Blighty, 5 overweight bobbies completely fuck up the routine arrest of a scumbag product of Blair's Britain and allow themselves to be gnawed on by a small dog!

All the time being filmed on someone's mobile phone. Useless pen pushing, desk jockeying, red tape tying but nick you for doing 31 in 30 zone CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Fuel Hoarders



All those fucking mong panic buying cunts who have caused mayhem at petrol stations up and down the Country.

What a fucking bunch of useless fucking pricks.

Would not like to see these cunts in a real crisis.

God help us as its now clear that there are hordes of these fuckers out there.

Nominated by The Country is full of idiots

Monday, 12 March 2012

Diane Abbott



I can't believe nobody has suggested Diane 'Hypocrite' cunt Abbott as a cunt of the day. "Vote for me if you hate those nasty whiteys". She'd have been better off just tweeting "dirty white cunts" and said what she meant.

However, I am not saying she's a cunt, and if you think that I am, then you must be obtuse and reading this out of cuntext!

Nominated by Attila the Cun(t) AKA George Galloway

Kate Garraway



Hairy hamster faced Kate Garraway is an early morning cunt, with faux sincerity oozing from every pore. Get your arse off that settee you cunt, go and get a proper job.

Might I suggest Asda checkouts? Or maybe you'd rather be a hairy faced dinner lady? I'm not bothered, just fuck off our screens at breakfast time, makes me sick up a bit of toast.

Nominated by Cuntankerous Hag

Sunday, 11 March 2012

QVC



QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc. Using silver tongued smarm merchants/salespeople to ramble endlessly about how this or that piece of tat is absolutely essential, what incredible value it is, how much you deserve it; think of the thrill when you hear the creak of the gate, the tip tap of the postman's feet as he wends his way up your path, the sheer orgasmic moment as that parcel plops onto your dormat!!!!!! (pause to pant....).

But hurry, stocks are already limited.....there's a 10 minute queue on the phones.....if you don't want to wait you can use Q-Cunt......have your payment method at the ready.....have your credit card ready........QUICK, YOU OLD BAG, WE WANT YOUR FUCKING CARD DETAILS!!!!!!!!.....what's that? Only size 22 left in puce, and I wanted a 12? I'll have it!!! And relax........

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Sue Barker



Sue Barker. Gushing, stretched leather faced, finding stuff absolutely hilarious when it isnt (especially when its a quip on QoS from that cunt Tufnell or the stupid little fuckwit who played rugby and looks like Paul Daniels).

God she makes me fucking heave.

The worst female cunt on TV since Selena Scott or Anneka Rice.

Bet Cliff never went near her cunt...not because he's a gayer, but because it stunk of tennis racket handle

Nominated by dan

Jonathan Ross [4]



I can't believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here?

 What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never conducted an even remotely interesting interview cos you need to take centre stage with purile jokes cunt of a cunt... what a cunt

Nominated by Corby the Northerner

Actually he is. Three times already, the cunt.

Prince Charles



In honour of whatever fucking jubilee it is this time I nominate Prince Charles.

Hypercritical, organic, away with the fairies, homeopathic, parasitic, clueless, jug eared, married to a fucking horse, cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Al Roker



Al Roker is a talentless affirmative action cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Saturday, 10 March 2012

James McClean



James McClean, new found wonderboy at Sunderland is a contemptible cunt.
Happy to play for Northern Ireland at underage level, and avail of the opportunities to put himself in the shop window, this hateful little bollocks of a cunt gets his break and jumps ship to the Republic of Ireland.
..then abuses the IFA and the NI fans.

Fuck you, McClean, you slimy cunting load of dogshit.

(James in the kit he happily wore before he discovered his new found love for another country.)

Nominated by Jackie F

Ali Disaei [3]



Ali Disaei. Glad this smarmy, lying cunt has been sent back to jail.
They should never have let the cunt out in the first place.
There might be some justice after all.

This time don't let the cunt out

Nominated by Big Al

Keith Martin



I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care.

The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and hasn't seen his tiny cock in a decade. Imagine having the onerous task of wiping this blubber mountain's arse crack after he's shat out his healthy breakfast of 8 hotdogs and sorting out his bed sores the size of a dinner plate. They probably us a pressure washer on the fat fucker.

All his over eating he informs us is because he's sad that his parents split up when he was young. Fucking boo hoo! He should get rendered down and the tallow created used to heat OAPs homes this winter!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Sean Penn


I would like to publicly cunt the actor (meh) formerly known as Madonna's leech, Sean Penn. It's seems that Penn has declared himself a staunch ally of El Chupacabra, and is demanding that Britain negotiate the return of the Falklands and South Georgia to Argentina. That will be difficult, since the Args never owned the Falklands in the fucking first place. Though I can't really see what it has to do with this cunt anyway.

The silly cunt couldn't even pronounce the name of the islands correctly, he used 'Malvinas'. He also called Britain 'Colonialist, ludricrous, and archaic'. I assume then that after this outburst, Penn will be calling on Obama to grant Puerto Rico its indepence from American colonialist rule. And Hawaii for that matter. I'd call him a dumb yank, but I happen to be half American, so that's not gonna happen.

Now, Penn's outburst just happens to fall into a category I like to call, 'none of your fucking business'. I very much doubt that this numbnuts will be volunteering to enlist in the Argentinian army (hah) anytime soon, and he certainly won't profit from the FALKLANDS. So my only conclusion is that Penn's outburst is the result of him being a racist cunt. It seems Penn misses having to live inside his former spouses vagina, and has now taken up residence somewhere between El Chupacabra's uterus and cervix. A bit that like that South American fish in the Amazon. And just as much of a parasite.

I've been looking at dipshit's filmography. Apart from Taps and Dead Man Walking, his acting career has been almost universally shite. He even did an episode of Little House on the Prairie for fucks sake! I'd be most grateful therefore, if you could cunt this cunt as soon as possible. Both for being a racist cunt who can't keep his nose out of other people's business, and for having the acting ability of a spoon. Sean Penn, what a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw



Will Sean Penn also be calling for the citizens of The United States Of America to return their cou try to the Native American tribes ? No will he fuck because he's a stupd cunt.

Nominated by Sean Penis more like, the cunt !



I must also second or third or fourth that total cunt Sean Penn.
1. Hes a fucking leech of a cunt
2. Hes a fucking ugly cunt
3. He is clueless about the Falklands cunt
4. Its none of his business so keep your god shut cunt
5. He is American so if 1 country has no room to talk about taking land that is not theirs and enslaving people, invading other contries, impossing its will on others its his ............ the hypocrital cunt

The cunt needs and under cunting

Nominated by The Last Of The Few



Sean Penn is a gormless, ideas well above his station, millionaire communist, thinks people actually care about the constant stream of shit that comes out of his gob cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Friday, 9 March 2012

Michael Parkinson [2]



You have got to be shitting me, there are no entries for that other cunt of cunts Michael Parkinson!!

There are not enough expletives or text in the world to adequately describe this cunt suffice to say he is a complete and utter cunt!

Nominated by Harveywankbanger

Actually, he has been nominated before here.
But it's a good nomination again so we'll post it

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Amanda Holden [2]



Amanda Holden...sick of seeing that hamster faced supercilious cunt all over the papers

"I died for 40 seconds"....didnt take long to recover enough to get back to your slimey fake tv mates,and listening to "how brave you are".

You and the rest of Cowell's arse licking cunts annoy the fuck out of me...cunts.

Nominated by arrymonk

Paul Heiney



Paul Heiney is a super cunt. This ruddy faced cunt has been getting right up my fucking nose for months.

This pompous cunt presents Cuntrywise, he is an out and out cunt.

He has the eyebrows that only a cunt could possess and his cuntish remarks never cease to remind me of the colossal cunt that he is. What a CUNT.

Nominated by Cuntbubbler

Chris Huhne [4]



Chris Huhne has just claimed £17,000 tax free "severance pay" for having to leave his ministerial post. The cunt. He gets caught lying through his crooked teeth about who drove when and now we have to give him a farewell bung.

I hope they jail the cunt and his cunting ex-wife, the ugly cunt, and throw away the key. I hope his ex-wife straps one on and gives it to him up the shiter in the showers every day till his arse bleeds.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Kenny Dalglish [2]



Kenny Dalglish is a proper cunt who needs stabbing in his fucking saggy cunt face,

Cunting Scottish Scouse cunt

Nominated by Liam the Cunt

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Rupert Murdoch [3]



Rupert Murdoch is the ultimate cunt.

He is Australian. I nominate him now his pants are down.

Lets do the old dingo breath and make sure his last few years on this crappy world bite his leathery old arse.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Ken Livingstone



Ken Livingstone is a hypocritical cunt, but now he's shown himself to be a lying, tax-avoiding, muppet-faced, sperm spreading, punchy, piss-head billywiffle of a cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Libyan "Rebels"



The Libyan "Rebels" who desecrated War Graves in Benghazi are the most despicable cunts on earth.

The cunts should be rounded up and shot.

Our political leaders - Cameron and Hague - who sent our forces to liberate the cunts, are even bigger cunts for expecting a different outcome.

These cunts should also be rounded up and given shovels and made to sweat in the sun, restoring the graves - they might understand the consequences of their actions, but then again they probably will learn nothing as they are total cunts.

And the cunts want us to attack Syria and Iran.........

Nominated by Big Al

Friday, 10 February 2012

Sachin Tendulkar




Sachin Tendulkar is a little Whinging When He Gets Out cunt.
Nominated by Anonymous

UnderDog



National Accident Helpline Underdog?

Should be Underturd, looks like a shit.

I'd like to flush that little shit down the nearest bog.

Cunt.

Nominated by Cuntankerous Hag

Thursday, 9 February 2012

Vernon Kay [2]



Vernon Kay is a smug, highly irritating, patronising Cunt. A shite host of numerous wank programmes featuring various fuckwitted Cretins have given this Cunty wankstain far too much airtime.

A Cheesy fucking grin and wankers haircut have propelled this vacuous Cunt onto our TV screens.

The Greedy Cunt now even does puke making fucking adverts with his dozy Mother.

Best known for All Star Family Fuckwitts and being a DJ on Radio fucking One he is indeed a proper talentless arsehole and utter Cunt.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

President Cristina Kirchner



President Cristina Kirchner of Argentina is a scraggy old munter and a jingoistic Argie Cunt.

Like fuck are the Falklands yours you tart; after the Oil now Eh? Away and fuck you sad witch, piss off back to your plastic surgeon and get a fucking refund your skanky Harridan.

Your Tits are fucking wonky as well Bitch!

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Manic Street Preachers



Manic Street Preachers!!! Utter utter cunts!

I'd rather pour bleach into my knife opened scrotum than listen to those boring Fuckers!!

Surely they have to be the most cunty band ever!!
Nominated by badgers arse

Nicolas Sarkozy



How the fuck can Cameron be cunted off 11 times and that slimy arsewipe slag Sarkozy be venerated only 4 times,I intend personally to redress this insane balance while you fucking lot miss the bleeding obvious point of this board, which is to slag off Johnny Fuckin Foreigner not our own glorious leader.

Last night the frog midget had another pop at the UK whilst announcing a hike in the French VAT rate ..what the fuck as our industry got to do with the garlicky goulashy little snot?

If there was a cunt contest he'd come fucking second, that's how much of Berkeley fucking Hunt he is.

Right only another 7 posts unless one of you lazy missing the point tossers wants to put it right.

Rule fucking Britannia!

Nominated by Anonymous

Victoria Wood



I must cunt that drab, dreary whimsicunt Victoria Wood, if only for her fucking flapping mouse hands.
Nominated by mrs dillbag

Rio Ferdinand



Rio Ferdinand is a disloyal, traitorous cunt. He is not interested in being appointed the Captain of England, because he wants to concentrate on earning obscene amounts of money playing for his club.

That is why England fail to win major championships because greedy, lazy fuckers like him show no respect for their country. I think it is time to convict the entire England team of Treason.

Then we can put them in stocks to allow us to show our utter contempt for these overpaid cunts, by pissing on them. Meantime, Rio Ferdinand should be dragged through the streets so we can shit on him, just like he has shat on his country.

What a contemptible cunt he is.
Nominated by peter

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

English Football

English football supporters are under the ludicrous belief that their team should be at footballs top table when there is absolutely no fucking evidence to warrant this belief. Other than a home win in 1966 they have won fuck all of note before or since.

The true top table teams such as Brazil, Argemtina, Germany, Italy, France etc have won numerous world cups and european championships and thats the fucking difference.

To think otherwise makes you a deluded cunt and worthy of a good cunting on here. So it makes no difference which overated twat captains the team they will still be strictly second division. Overpaid cunts at that.
Nominated by Why English football needs a reality cunting

Chris Huhne [3]



Chris Huhne is a dirty lying cunt that even dragged his missus into his fucking evil web of lies !...

I hope the lying dirty bastard get's his just desserts when he goes in front of a jury....these fuckers are supposed to lead by example.....shoot the lot of them and let's make an' example of them and have a fresh start !!!
Nominated by EDDIE_F


Chris Huhne, MP for the cuntish town of Eastleigh (the abscess on the arse of the gorgeous county of Hampshire) is, indeed, a cunt. A shitehole of a town, perfect for a cunt called Chris. 

Seconded by Anonymous

Michael Barrymore [3]



Michael Barrymore is a bum-raping unfunny shit-stabbing killing bum-hole riding pervert Stuart Lubbock murdering gay-pool-party shithead cunt wanker tosser queer of the highest order.

It should be part of national service to drive a tank over his legs until his skull-pops open like a bag of peanuts. Then mince his body and feed it to his mother whilst kicking her cunt to a gory bloody mess for giving birth to such a closet bender shithead cunt.

Ahh I feel better now.
Nominated by Anonymous

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

David Cameron [11]


David Cameron is a cunt's cunt - a reptile with a suit on.

This cunt could not be trusted to look after the contents of an empty fridge, let alone running the country.

Also cunts are the arseholes who voted him in.

I spit in your specific direction, hopefully with some shit from a recent chesty cough thrown in. Cunts

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron is sleazy, public school, silver shovel up his bleached, waxed, and totally perfect ass, kind of complete cunt.

HOWEVER he is the kind of British Cunt who tells the Fourth Reich to shove their bullshit Euro right back up their Franco-Germanic collective arse.

That is quality Cuntitude.

Seconded by peter

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

George Galloway [4]



Galloway is a Muslim cocksucker and antiChrist of the first water, mad-eyed, pug ugly and perverted (remember the leotarded cat cuntacle he made of himself).

He is an appeaser and you know what Churchill said about that..feeding a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.

I'd personally like to feed this tawdry, pathetic piece of shit into a blender and turn the handle, then feed the bastard to the pigs.

Nominated by Lillie

YouTube



YouTube are a bunch of cunts.

I spent 3 months building up a list of favorite sites featuring hundreds of full length documentaries, everything from that trashy old faker Attenborough to classics like "Did Aliens Steal The Ark Of The Convenant" to come back after the Season Of Goodwill to find half of them gone to this shit

Copyright bollox

Youtube?

YouCunts more likely.

Nominated by banned

TheEye: For those who don't know about EyeTube it is a censorship-free video free hosting site. 
Help yourself!

Timpson



Timpson the shoe repair cunts are cunts.

They couldn't repair fuck all the useless, overcharging, retarded, glue-sniffing cunts.

Wankers.

Nominated by Timpson R. Cuntz

TheEye: This photo is of their shop in Fareham which is a famous shithole full of prize cunts.
It was used as a nuclear testing site in the 60's and nobody noticed.

T Mobile


T Mobile are cunts.

Their phones are useless, their staff are fuckwits, their advertising is cuntingly misleading and their website is bollocks.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

Nominated by Mister FuckFones

Paddy McGuinness [2]



Paddy "Hair Transplant" McGuinness is an unfunny fuckwitted Cunt of the first order.

Fair play , the fucker has done very well for a talentless sad cunt; having made an entire career out of being Peter Kay's arse licker.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD