Saturday, 13 March 2010

Dead Pool


Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can't be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

72 comments:

  1. I think I'll nominate Fidel Castro.

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  2. I'll go for the old Greek cunt, Prince Philip.

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  3. My fucking MP when he knocks on my door.

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  4. Quentin Davies...my favourite troughing cunt

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  5. Amy Winehouse. Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.

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  6. any cunt from Bbc cunting wales. What a cunting bunch they are.

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  7. I nominate Cllr Pat Carney from Manchester who went head to head recently with Simon Clark of Forest. http://freedom-2-choose.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-national-lets-take-pop-at-smoker.html

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  8. I’m going for the evil, pant pissing, paraphilia indulging, snot goblin, Brown himself. His death before the end of the year will be clouded in mystery. Was it really through overwork, or did someone get to him. Is there anything to the stories about him being found in a nappy?

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  9. Ming Campbell - useless old cunt that he is.

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  10. Brew Wales picked my 1st choice the aged old fossil Flynn, will be picking Pete Dockerty.

    The amount of drugs that fuck takes its just a matter of time till he injects one needle to many.

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  11. Steven Purcell, the coke sniffing, cock sniffing ex leader of Glesga council.

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  12. John Venables - not long now I reckon.
    Dennis Healey - he wouldn't want Foot getting all the glory.

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  13. That evil, mad, patronising cow that actually IS one, or at least has one(called Mark I believe); Thatcher.

    Though I'd probably shag Carol after a few pints.

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  14. One of those mp cunts on trial from stress.

    Please.

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  15. Peter Hain the diahorrea coloured Welsh C-U-N-T

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  16. Geert Wilders?

    It's only a matter of time before some Jihadi loon gets close to him.

    No doubt the BBC will somehow justify it though.

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  17. I can't cunting believe that you don't have the biggest cunt on the planet - Robert "The Cunt" Kilroy Silk. What the cunt?

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  18. How about Cuntcillor Terry 'the fat useless cunt' Kelly.

    He looks ready to cark it at any time, or is that just wishful thinking?

    I also would like to nominate Bruce Forsyth. Too many cunts saying he is fit as a fiddle and looks great, so he is bound to be ready to pop his fucking clogs.

    I'm not really that fussy though, any cunt that is a Labour supporter or member will do.

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  19. Can I be a bit more specific than rightwinggit?

    I'm going for Elliot Morley, he looks fucking suicidal......... and let's hope he is.

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  20. PLEASE be martin smith (run over by a copper whilst protesting against free speech...OR falling on a claw hammer he's got hidden up his coat).
    HOPEFULLY peter hain,
    the theiving election fund bank robbing cunt.
    PROBOBLY bruce forsythe,
    whilst not a cunt...its inevitable.
    (brucys been my xmas celeb death bet for the last 5 years)
    DEFINATELY geet wilders though i dont think he's a cunt,but will be killed by 100% labour party backed cunts).

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  21. if jack straw dies can we all chip in a tenner have the mother of all cunts of a partys?

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  22. Grinning Denis MacShane Please!
    The face of the EUSSR. The lamp-post outside my house will be dedicated to this slimy weasel's demise.

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  23. SIR ANDREW (PROSTRATE CANCER ESCAPING)LLOYD WANKER!
    AND THE SHITBAG IS GOING TO TRY AND PUT THAT PHANTOM SHIT BOLLOCKS ON US AGAIN TO SKIN ANOTHER COUPLE OF BOB FROM US!

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  24. THE MAIN SOOTY MANDELLA
    AND WATCH THE FAWNING
    BONO IS A CUNT

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  25. I´m a cheating cunt but the wife from patrick swayze?
    LESLIE ANNE DOWN
    crap actress anyway

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  26. WINNIE MANDELLA DIES FOM GRIEF AFTER HER MAN HAS PASSED ON !
    AND NAMES THE GRAND KID
    STOMPIE MOEKETSI

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  27. The Rev Ian Paisley, he's getting on for a cunt so a dead cert win.

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  28. Steve Jobs for me. Shame.

    Others who have Wilders and Paisley are on to good ones I think.

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  29. The D'ya wanna be in my gang cunt of cunts. What's his fucking name?

    Gary Shitter. Suicide, I reckon.

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  30. woman on a raft15 March 2010 at 20:59

    Tony McNulty for making jokes about a benefits cheat, Mr Riley, who kept claiming even though he wasn't actually living in the house he said, having removed himself to Thailand. At the time McNulty was claiming for his parents' house in Harrow, on the pretext that he sometimes stopped over there, but really he didn't.

    I nominate McNulty for and ISAC as he failed to see these situations are analagous and kept insisting it was all within the rules.

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  31. I nominate any leftie from the Grauniad. They all have a death wish, and any one of them could suddenly kill themselves through terminal self-loathing.

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  32. St Paul said...

    "Grinning Denis MacShane Please!
    The face of the EUSSR. The lamp-post outside my house will be dedicated to this slimy weasel's demise."

    excellent choice, sir. How about a double feature with that other specimen of God's Chosen Evil Condescending Cuntishness, David Aaronovitch? Double your money, double your cuntliciousness, twice the cunting dimensions of a single-order cunt. Cunt squared QED.

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  33. Helumut and Locki Scmidt
    GOOD OLD POST WAR GERMANS
    DEAD IN A MINUTE

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  34. Nick Nolte of rich man poor man fame
    brick in a minute

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  35. DENNIS HOPPER CANCER DODGER?

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  36. BRICKBAT IS THE LAST THREE NOMINATIONS

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  37. Jeremy Kyle, that overrated "ooh I look good in camera" cunt, who trounces on anyone he feels is lower than him. If I was earning £1million a year as a fucking self-righteous gobshite, I'd be careful who I pissed off, stick a ferret up your arse and sit in a cage you short arse, hypocritical cunt.

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  38. Can I have Camilla as well please. I've heard she's broken her leg and I want to get my nomination in before the Vet shoots the horse faced old hag.

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  39. All the rich twats on that virgin spaceflight maiden voyage!
    May it be his titanic the wanker?
    and i hope the fucking affluent thing burns on re-entry?
    Now that´ll put me on the leader board in one LOL
    any british survivors get a tv series called the thirty-bob bionic twat

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  40. I nominate GrumpyOldTwat himself.

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  41. That american cunt wossis name presley o Barmy or summat, the nigerian cunt y'know !!!
    The one whose related to that famous towel head wossisname obamma bin lahdedah!!

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  42. I'd like to back that jug earred cunt, Bollock Obama. I can't imagine our friends across the Atlantic will let him see out the rest of the year without at least one redneck, banjo playing, militia type taking a shot at him.

    Failing that, I'll nominate Tameside Council for about 30 years worth of cuntery. The latest bit being the introduction of a £1,000 fine for walking your dog with a lead longer the 6 feet 6 inches. May they all drown in a huge vat of dog piss. The leftwing cunts.

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  43. Zsa zsa gabor for the leader board and an hip replacement?
    First one up for the first one down gets league tabled?
    After all you´ve got an 85 year old man in yer pic ?
    BRICKBAT

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  44. Jimmy Carter - definite contender for perch falling.

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  45. I have it on very good authority that Renowned Not-So-Fat-Now, Foppish Piss Dribbling Wildely Oscillating Overgrown Knock Kneed Etonian Looks Like Shit Since He Lost All That Weight Cunt, who never left the Masters office after the very first caning and has been hankering after a Quentin Crisp-esque type of vainglorious legendary status ever since, because he's such an anal cunt,Stephen Fry, will be the next leaf to gently and quite deliberately float from the tree of cuntiness and flutter towards the ground in a stereotypically melodramatic over-gesticulated and effeminate manner, and if he doesn't then he's an even bigger Limp Dicked pussy than he even deserves credit for, the Big Pansified Cunt.

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  46. Now *that* is a damn good bit of writing.

    So stick a name on it you cunt or under Rule 1 it'll be wasted.

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  47. Christmas is approaching - always a good time for famous people to die.
    Get your votes in now.....

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  48. Gadaffi, note how he has got rid of the military uniform and gone all 'Arab', what a plastic faced genocidal muslim cunt!

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  49. I'm surprised nobody has nominated the so called
    prophet Moham-mad as the biggest cunt in all history?
    What's the problem?are you Muslims?

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  50. I nominate hellosnackbar as a Can't Use A Search Box Cunt :-)

    You've got a good point; only one nomination almost 2 years ago is a bit pisspoor. So get nominating!

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  51. Bongo or Bono of U2 is an example of an egotistical publicity whore and by
    extension a cunt.

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  52. This time I used the search box and found that Anjem Choudary whose cuntitude
    knows no bounds was not listed.
    ANJEM CHOUDARY prize Islamic cunt way above even that cunt George Galloway

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  53. I'm not even going to fucking say anything.

    But it's a good nomination though. We'll do him again.

    Put nominations for new cunts in the comments of the latest post though...this thread is for the Dead Pool competition. Ta!

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  54. This is a repeat(need a new computer)
    I nominate Alex Jones(American batshit crazy polemecist)as well as that cunt of cunts DAVID ICKE
    one of Jones' friends and colleagues.
    Icke's career as a professional cunt has blossomed
    in the USA; probably because there are more mad conspiracy theorists there,than here;who are willing to entertain the mad.
    He's even acquired an American accent.(a pathognomic
    feature of a true cunt)

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  55. Checked out that piece of shit Ken Livingstone and did not find him!
    Now this turd has worked very hard to endorse his reputation as a universal cunt.
    I therefore nominate him for his effort.

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  56. None of you had Bin Laden!

    Indyanhat comes close but no cigar.

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  57. I nominate that wonky-eyed fat star gazing cunt Patrick Moore.

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  58. Until I came across this site I hadn't realised how many people out there are complete cunts.

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  59. David Dickinson is a proper orange, walnut faced cunt. with his cunty cheap chips

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  60. I think that poxy author and shit singer John Robb deserves to be on the cunt list self obsessed twat,only he can write a tribute to Polystyrene and manage to include tow videos of himself! shameless cunt!

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  61. Micheal McIntyre is a posh, blusher wearing, floppy haired, dildo riding cunt. Only cunts find his cunty jokes funny. Cunt!

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  62. Vaginas are cunts

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  63. Er didn't the anonycunt who went for Dennis Hopper get this? Or does it not count as he didn't follow Rule 1 of the Rules of Cunt Apportionments? Anyway I nominate Colonel Gaddafi, up next with an RPG up his orange dress, silly cunt (yes again some other cunt named him first but they can't claim it as Anonymous, and I've drunk a fuck load of alcopiss to claim my title thanks)

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  64. Rule 1 is Rule 1.

    It's rare that we allow people to fuck with it.

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  65. Yeah King Binge, rule 1 is rule 1, you rule breaker. D'ya get me though (sucking teeth). P.S never mention Fight Club!

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  66. The Queen, that treacherous cunt.

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  67. Nick Grimshaw is a smug mug of a cunt. Sytle the nation?, what so we can all look like faggy cunts like you, fuck off. Cuntish hairstyle, cuntish clothes, cuntish accent and the opinions of an utter cunt. Go suck the barrel of a gun you cunt. BANG! and the cunt is gone!

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  68. Wedgie Benn looks like one,
    Harriet Harmon's got one
    Ed Milliband is one
    All surpassed by Michael the biggest one of
    All Time!

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  69. Craig David is a cunt who should have been a miscaridge. In fact he looks like a miscaridge. He wears shit hats and doesn't know what day it is. His beard as almost as shit as his songs. I hope he gets cancer. CUNT (recomended by TEZ)

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  70. Michael Douglas - the cunt will probably die on the job after an overdose to get it up!

    of maybe Gaddafi if the cunts at NATO ever get their finger out!

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  71. Unless any of those silly cunts who can't post in the correct box have come to a premature demise I see a winner

    .243 Win said...

    Amy Winehouse. Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.
    13 March 2010 11:55

    Well predicted sir, I hope you had a few quid on it at the bookies too and blew your winnings on vodka and cocaine. It's what she would have wanted.

    Bit of a poor fucking show all round if you ask me, over a year before we had a winner.

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