Wednesday, 18 January 2012

David Cameron [11]


David Cameron is a cunt's cunt - a reptile with a suit on.

This cunt could not be trusted to look after the contents of an empty fridge, let alone running the country.

Also cunts are the arseholes who voted him in.

I spit in your specific direction, hopefully with some shit from a recent chesty cough thrown in. Cunts

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron is sleazy, public school, silver shovel up his bleached, waxed, and totally perfect ass, kind of complete cunt.

HOWEVER he is the kind of British Cunt who tells the Fourth Reich to shove their bullshit Euro right back up their Franco-Germanic collective arse.

That is quality Cuntitude.

Seconded by peter

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

George Galloway [4]



Galloway is a Muslim cocksucker and antiChrist of the first water, mad-eyed, pug ugly and perverted (remember the leotarded cat cuntacle he made of himself).

He is an appeaser and you know what Churchill said about that..feeding a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.

I'd personally like to feed this tawdry, pathetic piece of shit into a blender and turn the handle, then feed the bastard to the pigs.

Nominated by Lillie

YouTube



YouTube are a bunch of cunts.

I spent 3 months building up a list of favorite sites featuring hundreds of full length documentaries, everything from that trashy old faker Attenborough to classics like "Did Aliens Steal The Ark Of The Convenant" to come back after the Season Of Goodwill to find half of them gone to this shit

Copyright bollox

Youtube?

YouCunts more likely.

Nominated by banned

TheEye: For those who don't know about EyeTube it is a censorship-free video free hosting site. 
Help yourself!

Timpson



Timpson the shoe repair cunts are cunts.

They couldn't repair fuck all the useless, overcharging, retarded, glue-sniffing cunts.

Wankers.

Nominated by Timpson R. Cuntz

TheEye: This photo is of their shop in Fareham which is a famous shithole full of prize cunts.
It was used as a nuclear testing site in the 60's and nobody noticed.

T Mobile


T Mobile are cunts.

Their phones are useless, their staff are fuckwits, their advertising is cuntingly misleading and their website is bollocks.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

Nominated by Mister FuckFones

Paddy McGuinness [2]



Paddy "Hair Transplant" McGuinness is an unfunny fuckwitted Cunt of the first order.

Fair play , the fucker has done very well for a talentless sad cunt; having made an entire career out of being Peter Kay's arse licker.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Jules Hudson



Jules Hudson, presenter of Escape to the Cuntry and Cuntryside is a proper smary fucking Cunt.

With his fake smile and shiny red nose he could really do with a good twatting, fuck knows how the sad mongs on his shows dont lamp the bastard.

What a Cunt.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Monday, 16 January 2012

Chris Packham



Chris Packham is a smug bastard with a irritating lisp who thinks he knows it all, shame he does not know he is a right Cunt.

The Fucker even had the audacity to get Bill Oddie the boot thus renaming the show Cuntwatch. How about sorting out your flouncy fucking hair cut you sad cunting Tosser.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Countryfile



Countryfile (or is it Cuntriphile) is a boring, unnecessary programme about fields, tractors, beetroot, ducks, woods, farms, green-wellied conservation, sheep, more fields and general boring shit involving being out in wellies in the mud in grey, dismal, cold fields talking about cowsheds, hawks, combine harvesters, badgers, landrovers, plums, owls etc - as if Sundays weren't boring enough.

Makes you want to commit cuntricide.

This does not include John Craven though, he's just too boring a cunt to cunt.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Harry Redknapp [2]


Harry Redknapp is a rubber faced, dodgy as fuck, geriatric bedwetting type of Cunt.

Lets hope you go down for Tax Evasion you tight fisted old bastard as you will get a good few "Bungs" up the shitpipe once you get locked up.

See if you can sign your shit fucking son Jamie to play for HMP Pentonville X1 when you get there, after all you have signed him for most of your teams even when he has been a useless fucking cripple.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Simon Cowell [4]



Simon Cowell is a high trousered, man boobed, greedy Susan Boyle shagging cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

Carol McGiffin



Carol McGiffin. Do I need to say anymore. Just Carol McGiffin.

The thesaurus says...

"DOG UGLY MUNTER WITH FACIAL FEATURES LIKE A BULLDOGS ARSE HOLE.
WEEPING JAPS EYE.

A BROWN SMEAR OF A CUNT THAT SHOULD BE WIPED OFF ONE'S SHOE. FUCKING LICE RIDDEN.
TALENTLESS LEATHER FACED OLD BITCH.

AN URGE TO PUNCH A RANCID OLD MOUTHY GOBSHITE OVERPAID LUNCHTIME TV CUNT.
SUE POLLARDS RIGHT SIDE PISS FLAP.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ODOUR? - CAROL MCGIFFIN (SIC)

A TOTALLY ANCIENT AND JUSTIFIED NEW YEARS CUNT."

Does that cover it?

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Sunday, 15 January 2012

Anthony Worrall Thompson



Anthony Worrall Thompson is a short arse, stroppy, shoplifting celebrity chef of a cunt.

Getting his vicarious kicks from nicking cheese and wine at the self service checkout by not scanning it and walking out without paying when he can easily afford it. At least the cunt had the good grace to thieve from Tesco who are the biggest rip off merchant cunts going.

Apart from Waitrose!

Nominated by Occam's Razor

Alex Salmond [4]



Alex Fucking Salmond, is a little Fat obnoxious cocksucking smug Bastard type of Cunt.
A jumped up short arsed pie eating fucker who has the audacity to dictate to the rest of the United Kingdom.

Fuck right off you useless Nationalistic fake smily faced prick and take all your dole scrounging fried Mars Bar eating jocktastic fuckwitts with you.

Bunch of smelly unwashed thick as fuck animal shagging SNP Cunts.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Fearne Cotton



Fearne Cotton...

Where to be begin with this arrogant, self-centered, immature, peodaphilic, war-profiteering cunt. She is all over the fucking radio, the fucking tv, fucking youtube not to mention Holly Willoughby's (probably) over-sized labia (now theres a thought). What does this ill-informed cunt know about music?

She is a coldplay loving, Jay-Z loving, Keisha loving, Tiny fucking tempa or whatever loving (he's another cunt) CUNT.

Nominated by Fat Prick

Joe Swash



That cockney nonentity Joe Swash could do with a right good cunting - on the grounds of being an irritating little shit, all over the place like dog muck, and having the high pitched whine of a no-ball cunt.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Binyam Mohamed



Binyam Mohamed, another fucking useless,workshy, benefit scrounging, Muslim Shitpot Cunt sueing the UK with Legal Aid (Of course) because he was arrested and kicked to fuck by the Pakistan authorities.

Thats what happens when you fuck off to Afghanistan and fight for the Taleban you rag headed bastard. Meanwhile he sells his story, scores our tax payers money whilst sitting on his fucking arse and waits for the payout. Shame he was offed in Guantanamo Bay by the Yanks. Send the Bastard back to Afghanistan.

The Fucking Cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Kimberley Hainey



Child murdering cunt Kimberley Hainey.

This septic haemorroid on the sphincter of humanity partook in Jockland's favourite pastimes of recreational heroin use and living in squalor. After killing her son through neglect she left the poor cunt's corpse to mummify for 8 months. 15 years fucking years for this atrocity? I'd prefer 6 feet of twisted natural fibre tied in a noose round her fucking fat cunt neck!

Total Scunt.

Nominated by Occam's Razor

Nicola Sturgeon [2]



Nicholas Sturgeon is one weird looking cunt isn't he...what do you mean he's a woman...eurgh!

Nominated by Anonymous

Michael Gove [2]




Micheal Gove is the king of the cunts. Need I say more. Thinks that teachers have it easy, when he is an MP, the cunt. He stayed at a hotel which cost per night £500, and guess what the absolute prick did, made us pay for it. Stop fucking up our education system, and making children (children!) work longer hours and getting less holiday, and do some cunting work yourself. Micheal Gove, King of the cunts.

Nominated by Franky D

Alex Salmond [3]



Alex fucking Salmond again for comparing Shitland's independence bid to the Troubles in Ireland! Can this fat sallow faced dangleberry in the arse crack of humanity make himself even more of a cunt this year?! Its only fucking January so probably! Scunt!!!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Tesco



Tesco, for this outrage ..

And for the subsequent pathetic weaselling attempts at excuse making ..

Yet another good reason for not spending your hard-earned with them ..

Utter cunts !

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Seconded on his blog here by The Filthy Engineer