Sunday, 1 November 2009

Alexei Sayle


Alexei Sayle is an unfunny militant socialist Scouse cunt.


Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

30 comments:

  1. Cheers
    Nice pic too, preaching Cuntology no doubt. Smug cunt.

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  2. Playing 'Harry the Bastard' on the Young Ones was the pinnacle of his career.

    Ironically, he played a total cunt.

    The cunt.

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  3. Jonathan Ross is a big-nosed, egotistical, Andrew Sachs hating, BBC backed media cunt.

    Photo:

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/01/article-1224449-0708F7D0000005DC-133_224x601.jpg

    Cunt.

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  4. Even cuntier photo of Ross being a cunt.

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/01/article-1224449-070924AA000005DC-493_468x659.jpg

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  5. "Unfunny, militant socialist Scouse cunt" - a perfect description of Sayle.

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  6. The picture is however far too complimentary, imo.

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  7. Woss's uder brwudr,that eqwally annoying cunt,Pawl Woss,deserves a pwoper cunting.He's a cue-card reading cunt who's vocabulary consists of little more than the words Amazing,fantastic and unpwecedented...talentless,over-paid annoying CUNT.
    As for Alexi Sayle...I agree with Gigs.

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  8. Excellent description of a cunt.

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  9. I consider cunt to be of the most desirable pursuit of all red blooded males, if it be in an acceptable package. This arse is neither a parcel worth opening but an arse worthy of Brown's persuasion.

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  10. You've overlooked the BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WORLD ... and my personal HERO. Remember the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga”? Turns out they are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about the misogynistic pick-up guru “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by Brad Goodman of Borat/Bruno/Religulous fame. This guy's motto is "If I wasn't so modest I'd join you in a celebration of me"!

    Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

    DIMITRI THE STUD VIRAL MARKETING HOAX

    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    MALE FEMINIZATION MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT

    Here is a copy of the last meeting announcement, where he taught men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    RAPE MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE

    Follow him on Twitter here:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S TWITTER

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    DIMITRI Intro I

    DIMITRI Intro II

    DIMITRI Metrosexuals I

    DIMITRI Metrosexuals II

    DIMITRI Feminism

    DIMITRI Dream Woman (NSFW)

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

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    1. What the fucks up with this cunt? You bizarre bollocks spouting twat. Fuck off.

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  11. Same era as Sayle.

    Ben Elton, loud, labour cock-sucking , unfunny, mouthy cunt. almost as unfunny as that cunt Lenny Henry. And, NO, it ain't becoz you is black. Cunt.

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  12. Alas,poor Yorik...I am a CUNT of the highest magnitude

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  13. Shadrs " Alas. poor Yorik..." LOL

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  14. heard him on the radio and he was a full-on, up your own arse smug cunt. Was dissing new wave comedians and was talking about how he is now in to book writing. THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A TOTAL UNFUNNY FUCKING CUNT!

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  15. Captain Cunt Fuck7 October 2010 at 02:41

    Linda Papadopoulos is a CUNT
    Wither her Orville The Duck face and her blaming all of society`s problems on hip hop videos

    Stupid greek cyproit canadian CUNT

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  16. Is that you do**a?
    This is c**d*n*l f**e.
    My neighbour is a fucking bloody cunt.
    Forgot the a*t*risk*

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  17. Its me boys the landlord Balofski from the young ones in 1983.
    I am still playing the same role nearly 30 years later, i am attempting to ride the gravy train of of one joke comics as long As freddie starr, only got another 10 years to go boys, ive just bealten Tommy just like fuckin thats record of 26years of doing the same act and not i am after starrs crown..
    Im rich, posh and a working class hero cunt who has never done a days graft in all his cunting life

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  18. It's motherfuckers like Alexi Sayle why Britain has a socialist problem today. He was never funny in any comic sketches... I don't give a fuck if he's a jew... he is a stupid socialist scouse-scum CUNT!

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  19. As Pete Said"There All Cunts Out There".

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  20. from HurlingDervish.

    Yeah, yawn, Sayle is a cunt, but the cunt's so fat he's an easy target really. And he's a fuckin' Scouser as well which triples the points. Oh, and the fat cunt now has a beard so he's a fat, bearded, scouse, unfunny cunt of a cunt! winner.
    While I'm here can I nominate that pretty boy ponce, fucking sheep shagging, Charlotte Church shaggin', non rugby playin' ugly cunt Gavin Henson?

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  21. I am a great fan of Richard Herring's Objective show on Radio 4. One of the few things that are funny and seriously probing. unfortunately he had smug Marxist cunt Sayle on tonight who totally ruined the show and diminished my admiration of Herring. Sayle obviously hasn't grown up since the 80's when any anti-Tory/establishment comment established you as a comic social commentator. Herring's interesting investigation into the Old School Tie got bogged down in flabby old cunt Sayle's atrophied prejudices which actually centred on Oxbridge rather than public schools which were the subject. Fuck off you stupid self-satisfied anal fungus of an ossified cunt.

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  22. One thing people don't know about Alexei Sayle is what a hypocrite he is posing as a man of the people.

    He actually lives in one of the most beautiful and expensive Georgian houses in the whole of Central London. I found this out as I walked past the house, one of the neighbours told me. They don't like him.

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  23. Sir Limply Stoke29 January 2012 at 00:00

    Met the humourless cunt once. Pleased to say the stalinist arse wipe is totally bald and what stubble there is in his in his slimey pate is chemotherapy gray. Oh and close up he smells like dosser shite.

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  24. Well he probably is one since my ex, who is a cunt, spent a lot of time with him. cunts of a feather, flock together so on that basis he has to be a cunt by virtue of association

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  25. Sir Limply Stoke11 March 2012 at 22:20

    If memory serves the cunt sniffed around Vanessa Redgrave at one point. Her brother Corin was still alive then and they were in some agit prop outfit together - they were the total membership - the WUCF (Workers United Cunt Front).

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  26. Sir Limply Stoke30 March 2012 at 00:36

    Cunt update. Just saw the commie cunt and stalinist shite on Question Time. Has aged mightily since I last clapped eyes on him. Now a fat old fuck and white haired wanker. Seemed lost on the show and do I detect agit-prop alzheimers creeping in?

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  27. Obviously a cunt (big, fat, baldy cunt) - Clarence Birdseye is another cunt (lesser spotted aquatic cunt)

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  28. ....cunts of a feather!!! Nice one centurion.

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