Sunday, 29 May 2011

Max Clifford

In a story all about cunts (Imogen Thomas + Sun journalists) Max Clifford's cuntish smell rose from the screen unmistakably. Sure enough she has 'taken advice' from the loveable uncle shoulder to cry on cunt!! Sigh. Cunt.

Nominated by Anonycunt

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Menzies Campbell

Menzies Campbell is a how come it's pronounced Mingus but the popular high street stationary store is commonly pronounced Menzeez thus showing confusion and inconsistency on the part of the general population on how the fuck it should be pronounced type of cunt.

Nominated by Anonycunt

Menzies Campbell, currently appearing as a 'walker' on The Walking Dead, is a decrepid old cuntbag of a boring cunt who needs to know when to call it a day. And that day is today.

Nominated by King Arthur

David Charlton

David Charlton of ITV1's Strangeways documentary is a prime example. He is a lazy, fat, obnoxious, dirty protesting, needs to 'fuck off', Geordie cunt. Product of society maybe, massive cunt most definitely.

Nominated by Enjie

Lars Von Trier

Lars Von Trier is a shit film making, big mouth running, Danish cunt

Nominated by DerickClive

Andy Murray

Andy Murray is a charisma bypassed, racket wielding useless cunt of a cunt. He should be shot in the head, live on television, by Sue Barker if he loses at Wimbledon this year, which he will. Sue, get your gun licence application in now.

Nominated by baldgingerbloke.

Made In Chelsea

The entire cast of Made in Chelsea are a cuntcophany of absolute cunts. Especially the two poncewit blokes with the long hair who probably get it on off camera in a secret gay tryst involving Roman Centurian outfits, whips, oils and a borrowed stallion from one of daddy's stables in Buckinghamshire. Obviously the horse wasn't consenting, but I'm cunting him too for being involved in the whole sordid business.

Nominated by King Binge

Mark Hammond

Mark Hammond (EX PCS President) is a lying two faced snidy fucking cunt. Useless tosser with a fucktarded haircut, total cunt.
So is his sidekick Sue (FatMong)Kendal, a right cunty old fucking boiler cunt

Nominated by Harry The Bastard


Mahatma Gandhi was a non-cooperative cunt.

Nominated by Angus McShagnasty

Che Guevara

Che Guevara is a murderous commie dead cunt. It doesn't matter what your fucking t-shirt says you student communist cunts.

Nominated by Angus McShagnasty

David Dickinson

David Dickinson is a proper orange, with his cunty cheap chips, walnut faced cunt

Nominated by hateyourface

Sunny Hundal

Sunny Hundal is a lefty cuntbag

Nominated by Anonymous

Harold Camping

Harold Camping, the daft auld Americunt evangelical broadcaster who predicted that last Saturday would be Judgement Day and who now says he miscalculated and Armageddon will be upon the Face of the Earth on 21st October 2011 which is TWO DAYS BEFORE MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY you daft auld loon. I have laid in caviare and champagne and pre-paid whores and everything at great expense so if he is right I'm going to sue the daft auld cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Harold Camping is a cheating,lying, mountebank, who steals the money of
religiously deluded American simpletons with his so called mathematical analysis
of the holey babble.
He's now fucked up twice already with his cuntish calculations.
And still silly Americans have not the ability to recognise him as a dyed in the wool cunt

Seconded by hellosnackbar

Mark Owen

Mark Owen..smack!..take that you trilby wearing,tongue up William's arsehole, wear a turd if you thought it was fashionable, smug cunt..what a cunt!

Nominated by arrymonk

Mehdi Hasan [2]

Mehdi Hasan is a goat loving, lunatic ranting, lefty, all non muslims are animals claiming, New Statesmen editing, stupid facial haired fucktarded loudmouthed cunt.

Nominated by Kissmycunt

Barack Obama [9]

Barack Obama is a Brown nosing, 'like you when I need you' lanky cunt with a too low to the ground cunt of a car

Nominated by Kissmycunt

...and whoever didn't check the underside clearance leaving the US embassy in Dublin resulting in the president's limo getting stuck at the gate and everybody looking like a pack of silly cunts is a cunt.

Nominated by Angry Exile

Tuesday, 17 May 2011


Those Fucking Incompetent Fraudulent Assholes (F.I.F.A) are top-of-the-class, thieving, horrible, pocket-lining, take-any-bribe, 100%, robbing-us-of-a-world-cup, our-fucking-game-anyway, giving-it-to-those-qatari-cunt-sand-dwellers, french-led
C U N T S!

Fuckin 8.9 on the cunter scale.

Nominated by adz williams

Marco Simmoncelli

Marco Simmoncelli is a big cunt for causing Dani Pedrosa's accident!
What a fucking cunt!

Nominated by Dani Pedrosa's Mum

Osama Bin Laden [2]

Osama Bin Laden is a dead cunt.

Nominated by InspectorGadget

Kerry Katona [2]

Kerry Katona is a smelly cunt.

Nominated by Vandoot

Vince Cable [3]

What nasty, little weasel cunt Vince Cable is.
So today he thinks that Tories are ruthless, calculating and tribal. What a display of deep and abiding Cuntitude. Weasel Cunt Cable could not calculate that he could not afford university tutition fees before the last election and if the Tories are such nasty cunts why the fuck did he climb into bed with them. Because he is just another cunt of a politician who loves the sound of his own voice and who gets even more expenses as a cabinet minister.

Cuntitude drips from every pore of his body, the cunt.

Nominated by Peter


Q. What do you call a woman with two Cunts

That's my nomination: the shit music making chav Cunts,
especially that stupid hat wearing King of Cunts Dappy, Nappy or whatever his stupid cunting name is!

Nominated by Youngwombat

Sarah Ferguson

Sarah "ToeSucker" Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah's TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn't send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.

What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn't invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world's population. She'd probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Spanish Footballers

I'll tell you who are a whole bunch of cunts! Spanish footballers, or should I say footballers in Spain, trophy dropping, silly haired, namby-pamby roll about on the floor, diving cunts. And the team managers, especially that Jose 'I'm a picked on victim' Mourhino. But he's a Portugese cunt. Still a massive cunt though.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Katie Couric

Katie Couric as a massive cunt in a cuntish little midget cunt body.
Over-paid cunt. Astonishingly stupid cunt, leftist progressive hypocrite cunt (see Astonishingly stupid cunt). And all round miserable little know-all bikers moll mega cunt.
What a cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Andrew Marr [6]

Andrew Marr is a jug-eared, can't keep his cock in his trousers, BBC-apparatchik, hypocritical, gobshite ubercunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Al Gore [4]

Al Gore is an money grubbing outed cunt for anyone with half a brain which obviously excludes Charles, Prince of Shit For Brains

Nominated by banned

Monday, 16 May 2011

Nick Clegg [6]

Nick Clegg has been as effectively shafted as Sara Stewart by David Cameron and will now have to be the bumboy for the entire cabinet (if he wasn't that already). Serves the creeping cunt right for wanting to be "The Spokesman For The Coalition", the public saw him and shot him down in flames. I hope his arse is nipping in anticipation of the rogering to come, the cunt

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Russell Howard [2]

Russell Howard - so called "comedian" - is the most un-funny cunt I have ever turned off my telly for.
Everyone who thinks he's funny is a cunt too

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Paddy McGuinness

Paddy McGuinness is a loud unfunny cunt who is nothing but a cunt without a Peter Kay script, cunt.

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Konnie Huq

Konnie Huq is a retarded, Ken Livingstone-supporting-while-working-at-the-BBC cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

CJ de Mooi

CJ de Mooi from Eggheads
also known as Cock Jockey de Mooi is a smug,eye rolling,
not as clever as he likes to think he is, shit stabbing cunt

Nominated by G.O.T.

Muhammad [2]

Muhammad was a pedophile, a misogynist,a terrorist, founder of the world's most intolerant religion and a truly an evil cunt.

Nominated by Harry the Bastard

Sunday, 15 May 2011

David Laws

David Laws is a lying two faced thieving cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Gordon Ramsay [2]

Gordon Ramsay is not a cunt.
He's not a shagging Sara Stewart cunt.
He's not an upsetting father-in-law Chris Hutcheson cunt.
He's not a getting-a-superinjunction cunt.
He's not a sexually-harassing cunt.
He's not a randomly sacking staff cunt.

In fact, completely offshore blogger AllSeeingEye wants to make clear that Gordon Ramsay is just a completely random no hidden motive cunt.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Al Gore [3]

Al Gore is a lying, multiple mansion owning, Convenient bullshit peddling, the sky is falling, ten cheese burger eating, Damian Thorn incarnate, belching fat carbon footprint cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Adrian Chiles [2]

Adrian Chiles is a moon faced irritating arse licking black country cunt who is a lot more cuntish than his twin brother Ray Mears

Nominated by phil

Ken Livingstone

Ken Livingstone is a turd who has worked very hard to endorse his reputation as a universal cunt

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Catherine Zeta Jones [2]

Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas is a miserable moaning super cunt who is only happy when she's filling our ears with minding numbing bollocks about how fucking rich she is and how a million is fuck all to her, the total bitch whore of a cunt

Nominated by Anonymous*

Oi, you cunt. Pay attention to Rule#1
A chance to post some totty was the only reason this got through
Next time make up a name or something.

Eddie Mair

Eddie Mair is a fucking dumbing down, arsewipe BBC cunt with his soft cuntish scottish attitude. What a cunting patronising turnoff. Bring back the serious cunts with real intellectual ability.

Nominated by brendan

Prince William

Prince William is a buck-toothed balding, in-bred looking royal cunt. He is already primed to be the biggest ever over-hyped-cunt of 2011. What a cunt.

Nominated by mabus