Tracey Emin

Tracey Emin; that 'princess' artist of the art world (whose so-called cunt 'art' - my blind 20 year old Labrador could fuckin' make in about 20 minutes flat if I gave it a load of newspaper cuttings and crayons) and 'who do you think you are' starring flapping 'mockney' apples and pairs geezer, cunting fucking rich wanking cunt.

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Norman Cook

Norman Cook ... his crap music has been sludging up our airwaves for the last 15 fucking years the big eared Techno cunt.

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Bill Gates [2]

Bill Gates...a cybercunt and fucking machiavellian proportioned cunt if ever there was one...

Nominated by HurlingDervish

George Osborne

Gideon arse-nose Osborne is a sneaky vacuous deceitful elitist cokehead job-raping arrogant scum sucking cheesy-fingered Cunt-faced Cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

Bruce Forsyth [2]

Bruce Forsyth has been a cunt for as long as I can remember.

Now Sir Bruce for services to mediocrity.

What a camp, talentless, consistent cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Chris Martin

That hippy, tinnitus inducing cunt Chris Martin from Cuntplay.

Fancy calling your poor kid 'Apple' for cunts sake! What kind of barnstorming, grandstanding mung bean munching Alfalfa wearing pasty wey faced cunt of person does that?

Good God man, do you have no boundaries of cuntishness?

Nominated by HurlingDervish

John Torode and Greg Wallace

Those two TV cooking cunts John 'g'day mate' Torode and his trusty bald speccy cunt of a sidekick Greg 'cooking doesn't get much tougher than this' Wallace.

It doesn't get much tougher than having to look at your fucking ugly bald pate you former greengrocer midget little leathery cunt. As for Torode, he is just a universal Aussie cunt paste who should have fucked off back over there years ago.

What a fine pair of useless talentless cooking cunts!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Liam Fox

Ok That's it, I can't delay any longer. After weeks of cunts at Political Party Arselicking "conferences", uber cunt Liam Fox wins the prize of the month.

He's flick flacking all ways, the cunt, and doesn't seem to know his arse from his elbow. He's resigned at last, but I bet someone had to ram a red hot poker up his arse to get him to go. He really is a total and utter cunt - for getting into the mess to begin with, then not doing the decent thing when he was caught with his cabin boy.

What a useless cunt. And he did a crap job, look at the state of our armed forces now. The cunt.

Nominated by Big Al

Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin is the sort of cunt who would claim that he was robbed in his own home by some dodgy geezer who came to his door asking to use his toilet at 5am in the morning like you fucking do. Yes I wouldn't put it past Letwin to come away with that story one day, the cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous