Thursday, 16 June 2011

Brodie Clark

Brodie Clark, Jug Lugged lying smug shit-brained Civil servant with an index linked pension and now a Cunt of the British Empire. What a Cunt.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama is a publicity seeking, Marxist,totally unenlightened cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Andrew Withers

Andrew Withers is a greedy, Libertarian party fucking, self obsessed, incapable and totally incompetent cunt, of the utmost degree.

Nominated by Dazed and Confused

David Cameron [9]

David Cameron is a cunt.
So this is the deal.... I work and he forces me to pay tax or go to prison. Then he gives it to cunting Pakistan or India or some other 3rd world shithole. At the same time my town centre is a violent shithole cos there no money for police and we only get the comunity police cunts and the hospital stinks of piss and old people die cos the cunting nurses are too busy to give them water. Cunts.

Nominated by Sid

Bob Brown

Senator Bob Brown is a creepy, butler from Horror Castle resembling, global warming alarmist and senator cunt.

Nominated by funkybarfly

Mervyn King

Bank of England governor Mervyn King. Another millionaire, asleep at the wheel while the greedy banksters poured funny money into the pockets of those who couldn't afford to pay it back on the basis of unchecked 'liar loans', pushing house prices into the stratosphere and denying an entire generation the security of home ownership. The BoE's remit is to control inflation, which (in line with government plans to deflate away all the nasty debt),but Mervyn simply writes a letter to Number 10 every month (for the past EIGHTEEN months)saying how he has 'temporarily' failed to do this, eroding the wealth of savers and borrowers in a massive state sanctioned theft. For this he is given a Knighthood. Arise Sir Cunt!

Nominated by OxfordCunt

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley is a morbidly obese pie eating cockney cunt. The only bloke who has a Chinook as his personal helicopter due to his immense fatness and Mega Cuntitude. Hurry up and die you bastard.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

John Robb

John Robb is a self obsessed twat.
Only he can write a tribute to Polystyrene and manage to include two videos of himself!
Shameless cunt!

Nominated by Anonymous


Palestinians. Fascist, suicide bombing, teach your children to hate, hide behind your women
in schools and hospitals, professional victim, morally bankrupt,religion of peace following,
racist ethnic cleansers and genocidal Jew-hating cunts.

Nominated by Mike Hunt

Micheal McIntyre [2]

Micheal McIntyre is a posh, blusher wearing, floppy haired, dildo riding cunt.
Only cunts find his cunty jokes funny. Cunt!

Nominated by pillbill

Gordon Strachan

Gordon Strachan...bitter twisted unfunny rambling ginger midget of a man..but a colossus of a cunt

Nominated by arrymonk

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker is a prime time prime cunt

Nominated by King Binge

Steve Bruce

Steve Bruce, the poxed faced pissed up useless egotistical Mackem Bastard.
Spunked away Millions of Pounds for fuck all, what a total cunt

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Andrew Mitchell

Andrew Mitchell is a filthy rich cunt, who thinks it's great to throw taxpayers money on "Overseas Development"

Nominated by microdave

David Irving

David Irving is an odious, Toad Of Toad Hall looking, needs to keep his 'considered opinion as a historian' to himself, Holocaust denying cunt of epic proportions. Though he'd probably deny it, the cunt.

Nominated by Enjie

Eric Pickles

Eric Pickles is so fucking fat that if he carries on eating at his current rate he will need his own personalised motorised hoverboard to travel around Westminster, and that of course will be going right on the expense account along with the second home in the barren hinterland that is so far away from Parliament its just down the fucking road in Brentwood, you alright with that then taxpayers? And the fat cunt would also like a new pair of glasses as the current pair won't fit on his fat fucking head in two months time due to him being an ever expanding enormous bloated cunt chops. And that'll be another £450 ok?

Nominated by King Binge

Eric Pickles is indeed a fat odious cunt with a expanding baldy heed but not as fat as Mike (FatCunt) Ashley. They may well be brothers in cuntitude.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Barack Obama [10]

Barack Obama is a talking over our National anthem cause he thought it was providing excellent inspirational backing music as his speech reached it's climax like in some episode of the fucking West Wing Cunt!

Nominated by Cecil B De Vunt

Alan Carr [2]

Alan Carr..what does anyone find funny about this squealing camp cunt,"the chattyman"?..try "the cuntyman" you cunt

Nominated by arrymonk

Marcus Brigstocke [3]

Marcus Cunting Brigstocke - smug, smarmy, unfunny cunt of the first order. Wherever you look on the BBC, radio or TV, you get the same sort of up-my-own-cunt type of comedian of which Cuntstock is a prime example.And he's a 'Green' cunt - the worst type, the cunt!

Nominated by Anonymous