Sunday, 11 March 2012


QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc. Using silver tongued smarm merchants/salespeople to ramble endlessly about how this or that piece of tat is absolutely essential, what incredible value it is, how much you deserve it; think of the thrill when you hear the creak of the gate, the tip tap of the postman's feet as he wends his way up your path, the sheer orgasmic moment as that parcel plops onto your dormat!!!!!! (pause to pant....).

But hurry, stocks are already limited.....there's a 10 minute queue on the phones.....if you don't want to wait you can use Q-Cunt......have your payment method at the ready.....have your credit card ready........QUICK, YOU OLD BAG, WE WANT YOUR FUCKING CARD DETAILS!!!!!!!!.....what's that? Only size 22 left in puce, and I wanted a 12? I'll have it!!! And relax........

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Sue Barker

Sue Barker. Gushing, stretched leather faced, finding stuff absolutely hilarious when it isnt (especially when its a quip on QoS from that cunt Tufnell or the stupid little fuckwit who played rugby and looks like Paul Daniels).

God she makes me fucking heave.

The worst female cunt on TV since Selena Scott or Anneka Rice.

Bet Cliff never went near her cunt...not because he's a gayer, but because it stunk of tennis racket handle

Nominated by dan

Jonathan Ross [4]

I can't believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here?

 What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never conducted an even remotely interesting interview cos you need to take centre stage with purile jokes cunt of a cunt... what a cunt

Nominated by Corby the Northerner

Actually he is. Three times already, the cunt.

Prince Charles

In honour of whatever fucking jubilee it is this time I nominate Prince Charles.

Hypercritical, organic, away with the fairies, homeopathic, parasitic, clueless, jug eared, married to a fucking horse, cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Al Roker

Al Roker is a talentless affirmative action cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous