Sunday, 11 March 2012

Jonathan Ross [4]

I can't believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here?

 What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never conducted an even remotely interesting interview cos you need to take centre stage with purile jokes cunt of a cunt... what a cunt

Nominated by Corby the Northerner

Actually he is. Three times already, the cunt.


  1. I want to nominate TOWIE. A program made by cunts for cunts and featuring the biggest and most useless cunts on the planet. Surely the cuntiest product ever created. You'd have to send a rocket ship to the planet of the cunts to find a bigger selection of complete and utter window licking fuckwit retards. Why is this fucking load of shite on tele anyway? In fact, if anyone disagrees with this nomination you must be a spastic of titanic fucking proportions.

  2. ...and OXFAM. They're cunts too. Parasites wanting you to send them money and your old shit that they can flog to other cunts - who get a sense of smug satisfaction from it, the cunts - so that they spunk the dosh on fucking adverts on tele about cunts starving in third world shit holes while I'm eating my tea. Try and guilt trip me would you you cunts? How much do the management at Oxfam get paid? Bet it's a fucking shed load, that's where the money goes. Oxfam? Oxcunt more like.

  3. David Icke is a make believe, bollocks spouting, conning, conniving, make-it-up-as-I-go-along, shite spewing, lizard spotting, WTF?ing, either loony or conman, wanky, turquoise wearing, son-of-god-my-arseing, weirdo, freaky, attention-seeking, philandering, shit-at-football-so-make-up-fucking-fairy-tales cunt .

    Makes me wish that lizard aliens did secretly run the world, coz then they might eat the dickhead.

    He really is like having sex with Aretha Franklin when her vagina has been filled with fibreglass i.e. fucking massive irritating cunt.

    Actually, fuck this, I nominate all the cunts who believe this cunt and buy his shit, thereby being guilty of funding fundamentalist cuntiness around the globe and allowing this fucking dildo to jism his bizarre brand of bollocks all over the place.

    Fucking fucktards.

    1. I'll second that. Dunno if he's a mad cunt or a lying cunt but do know that he is, most certainly, a complete cunt. And his "fucktards".