Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is scarily odd deluded Scientologist cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Sebastian Coe

Seb Coe is a smug, self-promoting, Olympic-bid-milking cunt.

Nominated by .243 Win

David Monks

David Monks believes "The Cunting process cannot be treated as sacrosanct".
It is here, Cunt.

Nominated by Goodnight Vienna and banned

Salman Rushdie

Salman Rushdie is a pretentious, slovenly, shit book writing, midget cunt.

Nominated by Ayotollah Khomeini

Richard Bacon

Richard Bacon is a smarmy, spotty fifteen year old DJ cunt.

He is on the radio solely so blind people can find out what a cunt he is.

Nominated by Cunt Hater