Saturday 31 October 2009

Tom Cruise


Tom Cruise is scarily odd deluded Scientologist cunt.


Nominated by Daniel

Sebastian Coe


Seb Coe is a smug, self-promoting, Olympic-bid-milking cunt.


Nominated by .243 Win

David Monks


David Monks believes "The Cunting process cannot be treated as sacrosanct".
It is here, Cunt.


Nominated by Goodnight Vienna and banned


Salman Rushdie


Salman Rushdie is a pretentious, slovenly, shit book writing, midget cunt.


Nominated by Ayotollah Khomeini

Richard Bacon


Richard Bacon is a smarmy, spotty fifteen year old DJ cunt.

He is on the radio solely so blind people can find out what a cunt he is.


Nominated by Cunt Hater