Saturday, 7 August 2010

Theresa Bystram

Theresa Bystram, the tattooed, Chelsea "Head-Hunters" football shirt-wearing, 
benefit scrounging, unfit to be a parent slag from Weybridge 
who took three of her kids to the funeral of Raoul Moat 
because she thinks he was a "hero" & wanted to "pay her respects" 
is a brain-dead cretin and a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Robert Peston [3]

Robert Peston is back in from the BBC wilderness, 
and is driving killemallletgodsortemout up the fucking wall 
with his cuntitudinousness, the cunt.

Leslie Blanchard

Leslie Blanchard: According to the Daily Mail: "An edifying man he is not. 
Arrested for downloading vile pornographic images of children, 
as well as attempting to arrange sex with a 12-year-old child, 
lanchard was convicted last October for his ghastly crimes. 
He pleaded guilty to possessing, making and distributing indecent images of children"
is a complete cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Masha Bell

Has English suddenly got harder? How did people cope in years past? 
Could it be they were taught properly and paid attention to what their teachers said?

Masha Bell, author, literacy researcher and now High Cuntess, 
who says "The complexity of the English spelling system 
is to blame for soaring levels of illiteracy among teenagers"
is a cunt.
Nominated by Blind Pugh

David Cameron [5]

David Cameron is a dhimmi, Israel-hating, Obama-lite cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Whites Car Park Solutions

Whites Car Park Solutions are greedy, shameless, grasping cunts

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

David Miliband [3]

David Miliband is, according to Mr Eugenides, an "utter, utter, utter cunt". 
Devil's Kitchen was really onto something when he made David "Batshit" Miliband 
his Biggest Cunt In The World a few years ago. 

David Miliband is a hypocritical, shameless, lying cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Ian Huntley

Ian Cuntley Huntley, wickedness and 
cuntitude in one foul skin, is a complete cunt.

Prison Reform Trust

Having listened to Mrs Minge of the Prison Reform Trust trying to justify a 
fucking payout for Ian Huntley after the cunt was stabbed in prison,
the do-gooders on the Prison Reform Trust are cunts.

Boatang & Demetriou [2]

Boatang & Demetriou are whining little cunts.

But they won't care that everyone thinks they're whining little cunts. 

Nominated by The Grim Reaper