Saturday, 7 August 2010

Theresa Bystram

Theresa Bystram, the tattooed, Chelsea "Head-Hunters" football shirt-wearing, 
benefit scrounging, unfit to be a parent slag from Weybridge 
who took three of her kids to the funeral of Raoul Moat 
because she thinks he was a "hero" & wanted to "pay her respects" 
is a brain-dead cretin and a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock


  1. Cunts like this are allowed to vote. And breed. For fucks sake.

  2. Captain Haddock7 August 2010 at 17:42

    And do so at our expense on fucking benefits ...

  3. Indeed Captain. £33,000 - I'll repeat that £33 fucking 000 - a year.

    Just a week after I wrote my second cheque to HMRC too.

    Not just a cunt but a fuckoff great stupid cunt. Of the first water.

  4. Very well cunted, Haddock.

    She should be in the Cuntitude Top Ten, interviewed and congratulated on the TeeVee for such an achievement, then publicly sterilised without anaesthetic in front of a live audience of Jeremy Kyle (now there's a right cunt) devotees.

  5. Captain Haddock8 August 2010 at 11:50

    Here's another died-in-the-wool cunt ..

    Ali Dizaei ... A man so bent he couldn't lay straight in bed ...

    Who played the "Race Card" for all his Police service, used it as a weapon to gain promotion .. and, having found that it worked .. is now "trying it on" yet again whilst in prison ...

    Leopards never change their spots & this sack of shit is no exception ..

  6. This gobshite of a bitch ought to stopped any benefits all together- she and her spawn (and there's plenty of 'em) are not fit to live in our society. They've about as much intelligence as a bottle of tomato sauce between them. The government should pay them a fart and two marbles a month! Perhaps the chummy Labourite arsehole Lord Prescott could help with the farts.
    I'm keeping an eye on this bag o'shite - I reside nearby.

  7. Seconded Captain.

    Ali Dezaei - more bent than a pig's dick. Apparently even the commendations wouldn't even hang straight on his office wall. The cunt.