tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14754862609999854692024-02-29T07:03:49.293+00:00. . . . is a cuntCuntishness is a passing phase.
Cuntitude remains deep in the bones.All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger1257125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-67577572192833180672012-06-20T07:16:00.004+01:002012-06-20T08:13:57.801+01:00Dan Penteado
Dan Penteado, Fake Biker, Benefit Blagger and Leather God presenter on Rogue Traders.
A screw you England fuckwit johnny foreigner type of cunt too dumb to realise that blagging housing benefit while appearing on national TV as a leather clad biker presenter is not a good idea.
If you do that then keep your helmet on cunt.
Have you learned nothing from the the rogue traders on Rogue All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-22493328165097306352012-06-14T12:35:00.000+01:002012-06-14T12:39:44.561+01:00IsACunt Redesign!
This is a Parish Notice. Shut up and listen.
The Grumpy Old Twat and TheEye are going to be screwing with website things today. And possibly tomorrow.
There will be downtime. It's what we call in the industry Random Shit Is Happening Come Back Later.
A new site will emerge; constructed from tinfoil, sticky tape and the tormented souls of the dead.
All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-65448011178214819302012-06-11T14:02:00.000+01:002012-06-11T14:03:09.918+01:00Gary Barlow
Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt.
Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee Concert for fucks sake.
Like the fucking Queen gives a shit about the square headed jug lugged slimy turdcunt Barlow and his wanky crooners.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-71751060798070320142012-06-11T10:29:00.000+01:002012-06-11T14:02:56.775+01:00The Jubilee
We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.
Where was the fucking balance?
We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.
Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?
60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.
60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.
A jubilee celebrating All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-25290918493412207452012-06-11T10:10:00.003+01:002012-06-11T14:03:30.829+01:00Dominic Littlewood
Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt.
Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us; Like a dwarf white knight on a fucking Donkey he trots to the rescue showering us in his puerile ramblings, get to fuck you annoying Cunt
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-28007691928947318872012-05-24T18:02:00.000+01:002012-05-24T18:10:24.598+01:00Dead Pool [4]
We have a winner!
The Dead Pool 3 has been won by Dioclese [a-fucking-gain]
who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket
... therefore becoming a dead cunt.
Here's his winning nomination :
This one could be too easy really -
but while we're on a roll with
Libyan bastards,
I nominate the Lockerbie bomber,
Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali
al-Megrahi.
Well done!
You have Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-50958141737171930022012-04-08T22:33:00.000+01:002012-04-08T22:33:00.440+01:00Phil Parkinson
Phil Parkinson the Bradford City football manager is a cunt of highest order.
He doesn't know his arse from his elbow, he drops players who are in form and brings in his own cunts who aren't up to the job.
He talks a constant stream of bullshit which most people seem to be taken in by but not me.
He's that full of shit one day he's going to burst.
It won't be pretty.
Nominated by Andy UAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-35946730188549928022012-04-08T09:30:00.000+01:002012-04-08T09:30:00.765+01:00John and Sally Bercow Bercow
John Bercow the Speaker of the House of Commons along with that cunt of a wife, a pair of cunts better suited to running a massage parlour.
Nominated by Viscount RectumAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-89871640805131209152012-04-07T21:27:00.000+01:002012-04-07T21:27:00.702+01:00Norovirus
Woke up this morning at 3am, rushed in panic to the bog where my sphincter absolutely exploded. However, the contents of my stomach also exploded out of my mouth at the same time, covering my pants, tshirt, toilet floor, hallway carpet and walls with pre digested spaghetti bolognese.
Spent 45 fucking minutes clearing that shit up, only for me to projectile vomit again (in the toilet this time)All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-56186370102542427622012-04-07T13:18:00.000+01:002012-04-07T13:18:00.185+01:00Tube Drivers
I'd like to nominate those lazy tunnel rat cunt tube drivers.
Greedy, lazy good for nothing scroungers.
£850 for working during the Olympics?
Fuck off you greedy cunts.
I along with everyone else will be getting fuck all extra for working during the Olympics.
You greedy, lazy fucking tunnel rat cunts.
Nominated by Bob Geldoffs WellingtonsAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-41192775794041713662012-04-07T09:12:00.000+01:002012-04-07T09:12:00.149+01:00Ken Bates
Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates is a tight arsed hotel building bearded cunt.
Nominated by KimAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-14247896976598566282012-04-06T21:11:00.000+01:002012-04-06T21:11:53.323+01:00British Police
I nominate the British Police 'Service'.
On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite rightly shoot the cunt dead, saving themselves the expense of a long winded trial and the cost of incarcerating the bacon dodging twat for life.
Meanwhile back in good old Blighty, 5 overweight All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-50679747763097404812012-04-06T20:21:00.000+01:002012-04-06T20:21:51.949+01:00Fuel Hoarders
All those fucking mong panic buying cunts who have caused mayhem at petrol stations up and down the Country.
What a fucking bunch of useless fucking pricks.
Would not like to see these cunts in a real crisis.
God help us as its now clear that there are hordes of these fuckers out there.
Nominated by The Country is full of idiotsAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-22150461833182298652012-03-12T10:00:00.000+00:002012-03-12T10:00:08.646+00:00Diane Abbott
I can't believe nobody has suggested Diane 'Hypocrite' cunt Abbott as a cunt of the day. "Vote for me if you hate those nasty whiteys". She'd have been better off just tweeting "dirty white cunts" and said what she meant.
However, I am not saying she's a cunt, and if you think that I am, then you must be obtuse and reading this out of cuntext!
Nominated by Attila the Cun(t) AKA George All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-52350822336599074422012-03-12T04:00:00.000+00:002012-03-12T04:00:06.907+00:00Kate Garraway
Hairy hamster faced Kate Garraway is an early morning cunt, with faux sincerity oozing from every pore. Get your arse off that settee you cunt, go and get a proper job.
Might I suggest Asda checkouts? Or maybe you'd rather be a hairy faced dinner lady? I'm not bothered, just fuck off our screens at breakfast time, makes me sick up a bit of toast.
Nominated by Cuntankerous HagAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-3950176737103986502012-03-11T22:00:00.000+00:002012-03-11T22:00:01.501+00:00QVC
QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc. Using silver tongued smarm merchants/salespeople to ramble endlessly about how this or that piece of tat is absolutely essential, what incredible value it is, how much you deserve it; think of theAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-44625095499081401412012-03-11T18:00:00.000+00:002012-03-11T18:00:00.087+00:00Sue Barker
Sue Barker. Gushing, stretched leather faced, finding stuff absolutely hilarious when it isnt (especially when its a quip on QoS from that cunt Tufnell or the stupid little fuckwit who played rugby and looks like Paul Daniels).
God she makes me fucking heave.
The worst female cunt on TV since Selena Scott or Anneka Rice.
Bet Cliff never went near her cunt...not because he's a gayer, but All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-56864029735843608892012-03-11T10:00:00.000+00:002012-03-11T10:00:00.729+00:00Jonathan Ross [4]
I can't believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here?
What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never conducted an even remotely interesting interview cos you need to take centre stage with purile jokes cunt of a cunt... what a cunt
Nominated by Corby the Northerner
Actually he is. Three All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-57679194393527038312012-03-11T09:00:00.000+00:002012-03-11T09:00:05.154+00:00Prince Charles
In honour of whatever fucking jubilee it is this time I nominate Prince Charles.
Hypercritical, organic, away with the fairies, homeopathic, parasitic, clueless, jug eared, married to a fucking horse, cunt.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubbleAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-86798496075262036132012-03-11T05:00:00.000+00:002012-03-11T05:00:03.984+00:00Al Roker
Al Roker is a talentless affirmative action cunt.
Nominated by AnonymousAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-8016999148246052542012-03-10T22:00:00.001+00:002012-03-10T22:00:01.687+00:00James McClean
James McClean, new found wonderboy at Sunderland is a contemptible cunt.
Happy to play for Northern Ireland at underage level, and avail of the opportunities to put himself in the shop window, this hateful little bollocks of a cunt gets his break and jumps ship to the Republic of Ireland.
..then abuses the IFA and the NI fans.
Fuck you, McClean, you slimy cunting load of dogshit.
(James in All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-28493709694479279122012-03-10T20:00:00.000+00:002012-03-10T20:00:04.234+00:00Ali Disaei [3]
Ali Disaei. Glad this smarmy, lying cunt has been sent back to jail.
They should never have let the cunt out in the first place.
There might be some justice after all.
This time don't let the cunt out
Nominated by Big AlAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-31601782525362932882012-03-10T13:00:00.000+00:002012-03-10T13:00:01.311+00:00Keith Martin
I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care.
The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and hasn't seen his tiny cock in a decade. Imagine having the onerous task of wiping this blubber mountain's arse crack after he's shat out his healthy breakfast of 8 hotdogs and sorting out his bed soresAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-86713519643615107462012-03-10T02:00:00.001+00:002012-03-10T02:00:01.507+00:00Sean Penn
I would like to publicly cunt the actor (meh) formerly known as Madonna's leech, Sean Penn. It's seems that Penn has declared himself a staunch ally of El Chupacabra, and is demanding that Britain negotiate the return of the Falklands and South Georgia to Argentina. That will be difficult, since the Args never owned the Falklands in the fucking first place. Though I can't really see what it has All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1475486260999985469.post-12031315801281810532012-03-09T08:00:00.002+00:002012-03-09T08:00:14.417+00:00Michael Parkinson [2]
You have got to be shitting me, there are no entries for that other cunt of cunts Michael Parkinson!!
There are not enough expletives or text in the world to adequately describe this cunt suffice to say he is a complete and utter cunt!
Nominated by Harveywankbanger
Actually, he has been nominated before here.
But it's a good nomination again so we'll post itAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.com13