Saturday, 4 September 2010

Cyril Smith

Cyril "Fat Cunt" Smith probably died of shame after watching 
Nick Clegg give William Hague a blow job. 
Either that or he choked on a bacon sandwich 
like Big Fat Mama Cass once did, the fat cunt. 

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Rehana Mohamed

Rehana Mohamed is a servant slapping cunt. 

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Stig

The Stig is a cunt and no-one gives a fuck about who 
he 'really is' except for various Radio 2 "DJ"s and newsreaders 
paid to big up the story like the cunts they are are too. 

Nominated by banned

Max Clifford

Max Clifford is a slimy, fishy, rotten 
stinking king (or queen) of all cunts! 

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Nick Lowles

Nick Lowles from Hate not Hope, who just spent a week 
in a top hotel in Bradford stirring up shite and hoping for a race riot,
is a huge fail prick, boasting he took 

1000 photos of patriots to 'out', cunt.

Nominated by caz

Harry Redknapp

Harry Redknapp is a twitchy, 
satchel faced, tax evading, Judas cunt of a cunt.

Nominated by El Lager

Cheryl Taylor

Cheryl Taylor, Controller of Comedy Commissioning at the the BBCuntingC, 
who decided to axe the world's longest-running soap opera 
Last of The Summer Wine, is a humourless
 and soul-less lefty cunt of the highest order. 

Old Holborn

Old Holborn is a killer and total criminal cunt 
money giving and raising cunt of the first order, 
and has his tongue right up his bum boys and object of 
homo sexual desire, Guido 'shit Staines' Fawkes's fucking 
ring-piece, arse-hole sniffing and, nibbling and licking, cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Alexander the Meerkat

Alexander the Meerkat is a fucking irritating, 
insurance advertising puppet with a 
hand up his jacksie cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese