Sunday, 27 February 2011

Jacqui Smith [4]

Jacqui Smith is a did feck all when she was Home Sec,
stick the porn on expenses an now wants the porn barons to pay for sex education;
the fat saggy arsed kabab munching cunt of a cunt
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Nick Clegg [5]

Nick Clegg is a stupid, fuckwitted, brainless, cretinous, moronic, Libtard, twat who doesn't even know when he's supposed to be "running" the fucking Country instead of swanning off on holiday, ffs, the gormless, bastard, idiotic CUNT!

Nominated by Barking Spider

Inmotion Hosting

Never trust your hosting to Inmotion, who are a bunch of useless, inept, lying, incompetent, hang-you-out-to-dry cunts.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

'Colonel' Gaddafi [2]

'Colonel' Gaddafi is a gruesome zombie of an undead cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Catherine Ashton [2]

What the fuck? Has the sun recently been emitting more cunta-rays, or have the boys at the Large Hadron Cuntfinder discovered and released the Cunt Particle? Where do all these cunts come from?
If we were all to get ourselves a big sharp stick and go hunting for those of the cuntic persuasion...where would be the best place be?

I would say the “Corridors of Cunts”...where the cunts who steal us blind and also pass endless useless or intrusive or downright barking legislation to burden and plague our lives are to be found. And where would the Mother Lode, the Death Star, the Holy of Cunting Holies be for those cunts? The cunting EU, that is where. And what would happen if those Eurocunts decided to have a poll amongst themselves to decide who was the biggest,floppiest, scary-hairiest , sloppiest, top-of-a-plasterer’s-welly-like cunt of them all?

Step forward and show your plug-ugly face.... Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland who came last in this survey.

This is, so far, the utter bathos of achievement for this ineffective, unelected, promoted-several- light-years-beyond-her-competence "laide ideal" of a pointless parasitical cunt of a office-seeker , who on the few occasions she can be cunted even to turn up to any vital meeting has no hesitation in spreading the legs of our poor homeland so it can get a good gang-kicking in the cunt by the rest of the EU. I could go on and on.

What a cunt!

Nominated by Jack Savage

Friday, 11 February 2011

Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza

His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza,the Mexican Ambassador to the UK, who managed to make himself look even more of a cunt than Jeremy Clarkson (a cunning stunt if ever there was one) by making a po-faced complaint to that hive-mind of cunts, the BBC, bringing about such a concaternational rat-king of cunts as to be in danger of creating a "Black Cunt-Hole" capable swallowing the whole universe is not just a cunt but a crapulous, flatulent, Hispanic, bone-idle bean-eating somnolescent of a cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Jim Devine

Jim Devine is an alcoholic, pavement-pizza-faced drunk driver and sex-pest who was such a "cunto di tutti cunti" that he managed to talk himself into a cell with big Vern on national TV.

This Scotch cunt is a utter triple-filtered, first-pressing, Supersize, five star cunt of the first water, the cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Thursday, 3 February 2011

Nick Clegg [4]

Deputy Prime Sinister, Nicholarse Clegg, who apparently can't work beyond 3pm, is a cunt. Must be the influence of his Dago wife, all them siestas and sangria means he's too exhausted to do a day's work. The lazy cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Michael MacIntyre

Michael MacIntyre is an unfunny, podgy, pasty faced, mummy's boy, child scaring cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Andy Murray [5]

Doesn't time fly? It's that time of year again to nominate the talentless, gurning couldn't-win-if-he-played-a-quadruple-amputee Andy Murray. Where does the British sporting establishment find these numpties?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

President Mubarak

Barry Mubarak is cunt of the year for clinging on despite it being obvious that he's been well and truly cunted by the gypos themselves.

Sending in his bullyboy thugs at the endgame is likely to get the cunt hung, Mussolini style, rather than a dignified retirement in Mecca, the cunt.

Nominated by banned

PCSO's [2]

PCSOs who won't go out after 8pm because it's dark.

Imagine what it might be like to have Inspector Andy Sullivan "leading" you on the front line in Afghanistan...

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Captain Haddock's nomination of Inspector Bollocks of Cambridgeshire Plod is hereby seconded.