Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Catherine Ashton [2]


What the fuck? Has the sun recently been emitting more cunta-rays, or have the boys at the Large Hadron Cuntfinder discovered and released the Cunt Particle? Where do all these cunts come from?
If we were all to get ourselves a big sharp stick and go hunting for those of the cuntic persuasion...where would be the best place be?

I would say the “Corridors of Cunts”...where the cunts who steal us blind and also pass endless useless or intrusive or downright barking legislation to burden and plague our lives are to be found. And where would the Mother Lode, the Death Star, the Holy of Cunting Holies be for those cunts? The cunting EU, that is where. And what would happen if those Eurocunts decided to have a poll amongst themselves to decide who was the biggest,floppiest, scary-hairiest , sloppiest, top-of-a-plasterer’s-welly-like cunt of them all?

Step forward and show your plug-ugly face.... Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland who came last in this survey.

This is, so far, the utter bathos of achievement for this ineffective, unelected, promoted-several- light-years-beyond-her-competence "laide ideal" of a pointless parasitical cunt of a office-seeker , who on the few occasions she can be cunted even to turn up to any vital meeting has no hesitation in spreading the legs of our poor homeland so it can get a good gang-kicking in the cunt by the rest of the EU. I could go on and on.

What a cunt!

Nominated by Jack Savage

9 comments:

  1. I started on this cunt a while back but 'blogger' fucked me off; I'll be back, cunt.

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  2. What did you expect of someone appointed by an even bigger cunt - Gordon?

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  3. "Who do you think is the highest-paid female politician cunt in the world? Hillary Clinton, perhaps? Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany? Heaven forbid, could it even be the X-deputy leader of the Labour Party, Harriet Harman?

    No to all three. The answer is an obscure Labour quangocrat cunt , recently enshrined as the EU's first High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy. For these duties, Baroness Ashton, the cunt, is rewarded with a salary package of £328,000."
    UK Daily Mail.

    And where is she as North Africa decends into chaos while Brave Dave struts his stuff across the world stage? Fucking nowhere, that's where, dippy useless old cunt.

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  4. She's also so pig-ugly it looks as if she fell out of the ugly tree .. and hit every fucking branch on the way down ..

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  5. I nominate Jack Savage as "Top Cunter of The Year".

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  6. @killemallletgodsortemout 18.29

    Seconded **applause**

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  7. This is a hilarious post and I totally agree with every word you wrote. She is such a cunt and I even got to your page by writing: Fuck Catherine Ashton!
    She is now the Middle East expert releasing one statement after another on smart issues and countries she can't even point out on a map!
    What a cunt!

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  8. Secretary, Cathy Ashton Should Be Gassed Society6 June 2011 at 03:56

    Maybe her cunt is beautiful to make up for her having a face like a shaven, wrinkled old cunt.

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  9. Viscount Rectum18 March 2012 at 18:49

    O my god! is it human? thats the ugliest cunt in the solar system, whats it called? imagine having to lick its cunt. there should be a law against such ugliness,,,the EU must have one, on the other hand she makes one grateful for being a brown-hatter.

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