Saturday, 10 March 2012

James McClean

James McClean, new found wonderboy at Sunderland is a contemptible cunt.
Happy to play for Northern Ireland at underage level, and avail of the opportunities to put himself in the shop window, this hateful little bollocks of a cunt gets his break and jumps ship to the Republic of Ireland.
..then abuses the IFA and the NI fans.

Fuck you, McClean, you slimy cunting load of dogshit.

(James in the kit he happily wore before he discovered his new found love for another country.)

Nominated by Jackie F

Ali Disaei [3]

Ali Disaei. Glad this smarmy, lying cunt has been sent back to jail.
They should never have let the cunt out in the first place.
There might be some justice after all.

This time don't let the cunt out

Nominated by Big Al

Keith Martin

I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care.

The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and hasn't seen his tiny cock in a decade. Imagine having the onerous task of wiping this blubber mountain's arse crack after he's shat out his healthy breakfast of 8 hotdogs and sorting out his bed sores the size of a dinner plate. They probably us a pressure washer on the fat fucker.

All his over eating he informs us is because he's sad that his parents split up when he was young. Fucking boo hoo! He should get rendered down and the tallow created used to heat OAPs homes this winter!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Sean Penn

I would like to publicly cunt the actor (meh) formerly known as Madonna's leech, Sean Penn. It's seems that Penn has declared himself a staunch ally of El Chupacabra, and is demanding that Britain negotiate the return of the Falklands and South Georgia to Argentina. That will be difficult, since the Args never owned the Falklands in the fucking first place. Though I can't really see what it has to do with this cunt anyway.

The silly cunt couldn't even pronounce the name of the islands correctly, he used 'Malvinas'. He also called Britain 'Colonialist, ludricrous, and archaic'. I assume then that after this outburst, Penn will be calling on Obama to grant Puerto Rico its indepence from American colonialist rule. And Hawaii for that matter. I'd call him a dumb yank, but I happen to be half American, so that's not gonna happen.

Now, Penn's outburst just happens to fall into a category I like to call, 'none of your fucking business'. I very much doubt that this numbnuts will be volunteering to enlist in the Argentinian army (hah) anytime soon, and he certainly won't profit from the FALKLANDS. So my only conclusion is that Penn's outburst is the result of him being a racist cunt. It seems Penn misses having to live inside his former spouses vagina, and has now taken up residence somewhere between El Chupacabra's uterus and cervix. A bit that like that South American fish in the Amazon. And just as much of a parasite.

I've been looking at dipshit's filmography. Apart from Taps and Dead Man Walking, his acting career has been almost universally shite. He even did an episode of Little House on the Prairie for fucks sake! I'd be most grateful therefore, if you could cunt this cunt as soon as possible. Both for being a racist cunt who can't keep his nose out of other people's business, and for having the acting ability of a spoon. Sean Penn, what a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Will Sean Penn also be calling for the citizens of The United States Of America to return their cou try to the Native American tribes ? No will he fuck because he's a stupd cunt.

Nominated by Sean Penis more like, the cunt !

I must also second or third or fourth that total cunt Sean Penn.
1. Hes a fucking leech of a cunt
2. Hes a fucking ugly cunt
3. He is clueless about the Falklands cunt
4. Its none of his business so keep your god shut cunt
5. He is American so if 1 country has no room to talk about taking land that is not theirs and enslaving people, invading other contries, impossing its will on others its his ............ the hypocrital cunt

The cunt needs and under cunting

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Sean Penn is a gormless, ideas well above his station, millionaire communist, thinks people actually care about the constant stream of shit that comes out of his gob cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous