Mark Clattenburg

Mark Clattenburg is a "couldn't referee a fucking game of 
conkers between two 5 year olds withough ballsing 
it up and making himself and the game look like shit" cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Alan Sugar [3]

Alan Sugar has in his own words been sacked, 
oh and is a cunt with his lips firmly around 
Gordon Brown's tiny jock cock the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Celebrity Juice

Celebrity Juice and the daft cunt who presents it. 
A bloke with a face that needs improving with a claw hammer, the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Jack Straw [4]

Jack Straw is an uber-opportunistic, flip flopping, 
unprincipled arse licker of a cunt.


His son is a prick as well.

Nominated by Anonymous
Seconded by Gillesboy

Helena Kennedy

Helena Kennedy is an opinionated snob 
who looks down her nose at the little people 
and who thinks we give a flying fuck what she has to say type of cunt!

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

Cheryl Cole [2]

Cheryl Cole is a talentless chav bimbo
who ought to have had her vocal cords cut at birth 
and should be banned from ever recording any 
of that pointless fucking ear-melting drivel she calls music, cunt. 

Nominated by Goblin Queen

Reece Kent

Reece Kent is a terminally-ill-grandfather-kicking
walking free thug of a cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron [7]

David Cameron is a "we'll be paying fuck all more to the EUSSR 
... oh sorry, have 2.9% and look how well I've done" cunt.

Nominated by Tweed


Seconded by HeadsonPoles


Shafting the nation like that displays cuntitude of an epic level.