Gary Barlow

Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt. Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee Concert for fucks sake.

Like the fucking Queen gives a shit about the square headed jug lugged slimy turdcunt Barlow and his wanky crooners.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

The Jubilee

We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.

 Where was the fucking balance?

We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.

Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?

60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.

60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.

A jubilee celebrating her majesty the cunt.

Fuck the lot of them. Cunts
.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

TheEye doesn't actually agree with this cunting but the site is an equal-opportunity Cunting Zone. 
This is a properly proposed Cunting so it goes up.

Dominic Littlewood

Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt. Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us; Like a dwarf white knight on a fucking Donkey he trots to the rescue showering us in his puerile ramblings, get to fuck you annoying Cunt

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD