Monday, 11 June 2012

The Jubilee

We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.

 Where was the fucking balance?

We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.

Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?

60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.

60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.

A jubilee celebrating her majesty the cunt.

Fuck the lot of them. Cunts
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

TheEye doesn't actually agree with this cunting but the site is an equal-opportunity Cunting Zone. 
This is a properly proposed Cunting so it goes up.


  1. Can the Queen give me a rebate for all the sovereignty she's signed away to Brussels?

  2. cuntstable cuntbubble11 June 2012 at 19:17

    TheEye is an example of what was lacking everywhere during this Jubilee cringefest. Balance.
    Equal Opportunity Cunting is enshrined in Magna Carta and I thank him for agreeing to differ.

  3. from Hurling Dervish

    ...or will she let me walk across the millions of acres of crown estate that is currently out of bounds to cunts like us, because the thieving fucking Germanic cunts have seized it from the nation.
    I'm tempted to bring my St Bernard along for a in the hope it lays a massive fucking shit every quarter of a mile.
    Here you are your majesty, step in that you cunt!