Friday, 30 July 2010

Piers Morgan [3]

Piers Morgan is a cunt of olympiad standards.
If God had broadband he would nominate the cunt.
For publishing fake torture pictures he should have been locked
in the Tower for treason but instead the pompous fat cunt
is leering at the nation on some cuntfest TV programme, the cunt.
Nominated by Nullus Aequum


The RSPCA are a bunch of authoritarian,
up-to-their-neck-in-politics, bullying cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Jonathan Ross [2]

Jonathan Ross is an out-of-work, juvenile,
scumbag thankfully no longer polluting Friday nights on the BBC
but now lurking on ITV cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Saturday, 24 July 2010

Financial Services Authority

The FSA are a bunch of heads up their collective arses
who could not regulate a bowel movement in the toilet cunts.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Prisoner

The remake of The Prisoner is a cocked up disaster
rehash of what was originally a great story about fighting for liberty.

Everyone in it, associated with it or who enjoyed
watching it are weapons-grade cunts.
All of 'em.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye
after a nudge from Corrugated Soundbite

Terry Kelly [4]

Councillor Terry Kelly is a useless, pathetic,
dictator-arse-kissing cunt of a politician cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Justin McKeating [2]

Justin McKeating (Chicken Yoghurt) is a chew on anything that looks
even remotely like a Labour cock while pretending not to cunt..
Nominated by Houdini

British Bankers' Association

British Bankers' Association are a
bunch of defending-the-indefensible cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Fiona Phillips [2]

Fiona Phillips of TVshite in the morning,
far too fucking happy and annoying cunt of a cunt; the cunt.
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Adam Ingram

Adam Ingram thinks that relatives of dead
servicemen are whingers, the cunt.
Nominated by Gildas the Monk

Sunday, 18 July 2010

Tim Ireland [4]

Tim Ireland is an about-to-be-voted-the-biggest-twat-in-the-blogosphere
 in the Blog Twats Poll, cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Friday, 16 July 2010

Paul Gascoigne [2]

Paul Gazza Gascoigne is a sad, drunken, publicity seeking,
Raoul Moat topped himself rather than speak to him, fuckwit of a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Monday, 12 July 2010

Peter Dow

Peter Dow is a dropped on the head as a baby
care in the community nutter cunt.

(Warning: serious linky mongitute)

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Thursday, 8 July 2010

Sue Sim

Sue Sim, acting Chief Constable of Northumbria,
is a crap at running a police force,
holding a press conference or catching a psychotic fugitive,
spectacularly ugly and a fucking useless cunt.
Nominated by Gildas The Monk

Raoul Moat

Raoul Moat is a solid-from-the-neck-up, brainless, fuckwitted,
evil, soon-to-be-dead cunt, cunt
Nominated by Barking Spider

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Terry Kelly [3]

Terry Kelly is an exposed, thuggish, brute of a commie cunt.

Tim Ireland [3]

Tim Ireland is accused of trying to replace the word cunt
with "cloaca" and is therefore a cloaca of epic proportions, the cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Kerry McCarthy [6]

Kerry McCarthy is an electoral frauding, MP twatting wanker of a cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese


Camilla is an ugly, Prince Charles fuck piece,
that looks like a fucking horse with bad teeth and breath cunt
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Richard Bacon [2]

Richard Bacon is a 5 Live, shouty, annoying, piss poor,
radio presenting, coke head of a cunt.
Nominated by Gildas The Monk

Is A Cunt

Is A Cunt is a stat porn issuing blog full of cunts, cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Barack Obama [7]

Barack Obama and everyone that voted for him, are all cunts.

England Football Team [2]

The England Football Team are all overpaid, talentless cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

G.O.T. Note:
Which is why I've show a pic of my fantasy football team instead ;-)

Trade Union Chiefs

Trade Union Chiefs are money grabbing, hypocritical, six figured salaried cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Tom Harris [2]

Tom Harris is a rant about the IPSA every hour,
complaining, whining and especially petulant cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Stat Porn

Anyone that issues stat porn on their blog is a cunt.
Nominated by G.O.T.

ISAC is one year old today!
In that time over 76,000 visitors have stopped by to nominate and/or check out the 800+ cunts, that have been cunted by the cunters, at an average of 1500 visits per week.

The top 10 most used adjectives to describe a cunt have been:
lying (26)
talentless (22)
labour cock sucking (18)
dead cunt (17)
commie (15)
fat (15)
annoying (13)
thieving (13)
useless (13)
hypocrite (11)

The top 10 most cunted cunts were:
Gordon Brown (9)
BBC (9)
Harriet Harman (7)
Bob Ainsworth (6)
Barack Obama (6)
Kerry McCarthy (5)
Andy Murray (4)
Baroness Scotland (4)
David Cameron (4)
Diane Abbott (4)

The top 10 most voted for cunts were:
Alexi Sayle (34)
The BBC (31)
Ben Elton (29)
George Galloway [3] (29)
Harriet Harman [5] (27)
Keith Vaz (26)
Harriet Harman [6] (24)
Jacqui Smith [3] (22)
Frank Skinner (22)
Harriet Harman [4] (22)

The top 5 cunt nationalities were:
UK (607)
USA (63)
Europe (10)
Australia (5)
South Africa (3) 

The top 5 most cunted bloggers were:
Iain Dale (4)
Paul Flynn (3)
Devils Kitchen (2)
Grumpy Old Twat (2)
Tim Ireland (2)

The first 20 cunts to be cunted on  "..... is a cunt" were,
in reverse order:
Al Gore
Kevin Maguire
Nick Robinson
Nancy Pelosi
Bernie Ecclestone
Rowan Williams
Keith Vaz
Andy Murray
David Miliband
Ed Balls
Cherie Blair
Jacqui Smith
Alan Johnson
Peter Mandelson
Nicolas Sarcozy
Harriet Harman
Jonathon Ross
Gordon Brown
Barrack Obama

Thanks go to my fellow cunter, ASE, and to everyone who has taken the time and trouble to nominate, or comment on, any of the cunts that have been cunted during ISAC's first year of cuntishness.

Keep up the cuntitude, yer cunts!

Saturday, 3 July 2010

Andy Murray [4]

Andy Murray is a useless Scottish cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Sepp Blatter

Sepp Blatter is a dictatorial cunt.
Nominated by Independent Opinion