Saturday, 31 October 2009

Tom Cruise


Tom Cruise is scarily odd deluded Scientologist cunt.


Nominated by Daniel

Sebastian Coe


Seb Coe is a smug, self-promoting, Olympic-bid-milking cunt.


Nominated by .243 Win

David Monks


David Monks believes "The Cunting process cannot be treated as sacrosanct".
It is here, Cunt.


Nominated by Goodnight Vienna and banned


Salman Rushdie


Salman Rushdie is a pretentious, slovenly, shit book writing, midget cunt.


Nominated by Ayotollah Khomeini

Richard Bacon


Richard Bacon is a smarmy, spotty fifteen year old DJ cunt.

He is on the radio solely so blind people can find out what a cunt he is.


Nominated by Cunt Hater

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Chris Evans


Chris Evans is an annoying cringeworthy cunt.


Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Chris Evans


Chris Evans, "Male Superstar Of Tomorrow 2005" is a thick actor cunt.


Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is an arrogant egotistical iCunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Roger Moore


Roger Moore, you're in the fucking Post Office you senile cunt.


Nominated by Fidothedog

Norwich City Council


Norwich City Council are politically correct fuckwit granny-hating cunts.


Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Monday, 26 October 2009

James Blunt [2]


James Blunt is a talentless media-whoring cunt.


Nominated by Daniel

Bill Rammell


Bill Rammell is a TA misleading Liebour weapons grade cunt.


Nominated by Be Gone Gordon

Scottish Assembly


The Scottish Assembly ur a boorichie ay socialist cunts.


Nominated by Ullage

Anish Kapoor


Anish Kapoor is a red-wax-fetishist pretentious cunt.


Nominated by Ullage

Phil Jupitus [2]


Phil Jupitus is a fat, useless, always on the telly cunt.


Nominated by Screech

Michael Barrymore


Michael Barrymore is a whining, moaning, pool cleaning cunt.


Nominated by (and pic from) Fidothedog

Perez Hilton


Perez Hilton is an annoying snug wannabe-celeb cunt.


Nominated by The Grim Reaper and Fidothedog

Matthew Kelly


Matthew Kelly was a Game For A Laugh 'til they arrested him cunt.


Nominated by Norman Spack MD

Sunday, 25 October 2009

Grayson Perry


Grayson Perry is a scarily odd cunt.


Boy George


Boy George is a bent, jailed and untalented cunt.


Nominated by Houdini

Tony McNulty


Tony McNulty MP is a sleazy, grasping, dishonest cunt.


Nominated by Tweed

Jimmy Carr


Jimmy Carr is a big-mouthed offensive cunt.


Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Saturday, 24 October 2009

Postmen


Postmen are always striking, always moaning, soon to be out of a job and replaced by TNT, cunts.


Nominated by Ruda Malpa

Italian Roads


This road is a Cunt.


Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Friday, 23 October 2009

Jack Straw [3]


Jack Straw is a slippery evasive Question-Timing useless cunt.


Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Frank Skinner


Frank Skinner is a druggie, untalented, Labour luvvy cock sucking, money wasting cunt.


Nominated by Houdini

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Paul Flynn [2]



Paul Flynn MP is an artwork-stealing ungrateful cunt.


Nominated by Gigits


Thanks to Paul Flynn for the crappy picture of his deformed arm
from his site, which is more credit than Gigits got! 



Daniel Levan and Stefan Sylvestre


Daniel Levan and Stefan Sylvestre are violent acid-throwing rapist scum cunts.
 (See the woman they attacked talk here)


Mick Hucknall


Mick Hucknall is a talentless ManU-supporting cunt.


Nominated by Elby the Beserk

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Ann Widdecombe


Ann Widdecombe is a fat ugly Tory fish-faced cunt


Nominated by AMW

Pete Doherty [3]


Pete Docherty is a talentless, drug-addled cunt


Stuart Bell


Stuart Bell MP is a clueless Labour cock-sucking first class cunt.


Nominated by TheBigYin

Jim Murphy


Jim Murphy MP is a Labour attack dog lying cunt


Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Tim Berners Lee


Tim Berners Lee is a //'ing cunt.


Nominated by Gigits and banned

Aled Jones


Aled Jones is a racist, bad-losing, snowman-singing, holier-than-all-of-you, me and my family we're so great, all over the radio like a fucking virus I am, look you, isn't it, cunt of Cymru cunts.

Zoe Ball [2]


Zoe Ball is a loud-mouthed drunkard ladette cunt.


Jenny Eclair


Jenny Eclair is a patronising salt warning cunt.


Nominated by Fidothedog

Nelson Mandela


Nelson Mandela is a terrorist, murdering, commie faux nice bloke cunt.

Nominated by Houdini and Shades of Ansel

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Bono


Bono is a smug hypocritical talentless gob-shite cunt.


Nominated by Daniel

Barack Hussein Obama [4]

Barack Hussein Obama is a narcissistic tax-and-spend half-black Nobel Prize of a cunt.

Nominated by Dr.Dave

Gorbals Mick [2]


Gorbals Mick was a troughing Speaker and shit metal-working cunt.


Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Jacqui Smith [3]


Jacqui Smith is a snout in the trough, lying, corrupt cunt.


Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Huw Edwards


Huw Edwards is an autocue-reading, sneering, always on the telly news, Welsh cunt.


Wynne Evans

Wynne Evans is a Go Compare shite singing cunt.

Nominated by Screech and Barking Spider

Lord Paul


"Lord" Paul is a nauseating, lying, troughing cunt.


Nominated by Tweed

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Saturday, 10 October 2009

Bobby Ball

Bobby Ball is a talentless washed-out lazy cunt.

Nominated by Screech and Fidothedog

Thorbjorn Jagland


Thorbjorn Jagland, Chairman of the Nobel Prize Committee, is a Obama-loving cunt.


Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Friday, 9 October 2009

Brian Coleman


Political blogging isn't a "growing cancer" but
Brian Coleman is a growing cunt.