Saturday, 31 October 2009

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is scarily odd deluded Scientologist cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Sebastian Coe

Seb Coe is a smug, self-promoting, Olympic-bid-milking cunt.

Nominated by .243 Win

David Monks

David Monks believes "The Cunting process cannot be treated as sacrosanct".
It is here, Cunt.

Nominated by Goodnight Vienna and banned

Salman Rushdie

Salman Rushdie is a pretentious, slovenly, shit book writing, midget cunt.

Nominated by Ayotollah Khomeini

Richard Bacon

Richard Bacon is a smarmy, spotty fifteen year old DJ cunt.

He is on the radio solely so blind people can find out what a cunt he is.

Nominated by Cunt Hater

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is an annoying cringeworthy cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Chris Evans

Chris Evans, "Male Superstar Of Tomorrow 2005" is a thick actor cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is an arrogant egotistical iCunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Roger Moore

Roger Moore, you're in the fucking Post Office you senile cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Norwich City Council

Norwich City Council are politically correct fuckwit granny-hating cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Monday, 26 October 2009

James Blunt [2]

James Blunt is a talentless media-whoring cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Bill Rammell

Bill Rammell is a TA misleading Liebour weapons grade cunt.

Nominated by Be Gone Gordon

Scottish Assembly

The Scottish Assembly ur a boorichie ay socialist cunts.

Nominated by Ullage

Anish Kapoor

Anish Kapoor is a red-wax-fetishist pretentious cunt.

Nominated by Ullage

Phil Jupitus [2]

Phil Jupitus is a fat, useless, always on the telly cunt.

Nominated by Screech

Michael Barrymore

Michael Barrymore is a whining, moaning, pool cleaning cunt.

Nominated by (and pic from) Fidothedog

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton is an annoying snug wannabe-celeb cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper and Fidothedog

Matthew Kelly

Matthew Kelly was a Game For A Laugh 'til they arrested him cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack MD

Sunday, 25 October 2009

Grayson Perry

Grayson Perry is a scarily odd cunt.

Boy George

Boy George is a bent, jailed and untalented cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Tony McNulty

Tony McNulty MP is a sleazy, grasping, dishonest cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr is a big-mouthed offensive cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Saturday, 24 October 2009


Postmen are always striking, always moaning, soon to be out of a job and replaced by TNT, cunts.

Nominated by Ruda Malpa

Italian Roads

This road is a Cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Friday, 23 October 2009

Jack Straw [3]

Jack Straw is a slippery evasive Question-Timing useless cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Frank Skinner

Frank Skinner is a druggie, untalented, Labour luvvy cock sucking, money wasting cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Paul Flynn [2]

Paul Flynn MP is an artwork-stealing ungrateful cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

Thanks to Paul Flynn for the crappy picture of his deformed arm
from his site, which is more credit than Gigits got! 

Daniel Levan and Stefan Sylvestre

Daniel Levan and Stefan Sylvestre are violent acid-throwing rapist scum cunts.
 (See the woman they attacked talk here)

Mick Hucknall

Mick Hucknall is a talentless ManU-supporting cunt.

Nominated by Elby the Beserk

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Ann Widdecombe

Ann Widdecombe is a fat ugly Tory fish-faced cunt

Nominated by AMW

Pete Doherty [3]

Pete Docherty is a talentless, drug-addled cunt

Stuart Bell

Stuart Bell MP is a clueless Labour cock-sucking first class cunt.

Nominated by TheBigYin

Jim Murphy

Jim Murphy MP is a Labour attack dog lying cunt

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Tim Berners Lee

Tim Berners Lee is a //'ing cunt.

Nominated by Gigits and banned

Aled Jones

Aled Jones is a racist, bad-losing, snowman-singing, holier-than-all-of-you, me and my family we're so great, all over the radio like a fucking virus I am, look you, isn't it, cunt of Cymru cunts.

Zoe Ball [2]

Zoe Ball is a loud-mouthed drunkard ladette cunt.

Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair is a patronising salt warning cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is a terrorist, murdering, commie faux nice bloke cunt.

Nominated by Houdini and Shades of Ansel

Wednesday, 14 October 2009


Bono is a smug hypocritical talentless gob-shite cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Barack Hussein Obama [4]

Barack Hussein Obama is a narcissistic tax-and-spend half-black Nobel Prize of a cunt.

Nominated by Dr.Dave

Gorbals Mick [2]

Gorbals Mick was a troughing Speaker and shit metal-working cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Jacqui Smith [3]

Jacqui Smith is a snout in the trough, lying, corrupt cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Huw Edwards

Huw Edwards is an autocue-reading, sneering, always on the telly news, Welsh cunt.

Wynne Evans

Wynne Evans is a Go Compare shite singing cunt.

Nominated by Screech and Barking Spider

Lord Paul

"Lord" Paul is a nauseating, lying, troughing cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Saturday, 10 October 2009

Bobby Ball

Bobby Ball is a talentless washed-out lazy cunt.

Nominated by Screech and Fidothedog

Thorbjorn Jagland

Thorbjorn Jagland, Chairman of the Nobel Prize Committee, is a Obama-loving cunt.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Friday, 9 October 2009

Brian Coleman

Political blogging isn't a "growing cancer" but
Brian Coleman is a growing cunt.