Sunday, 31 October 2010

Neil Lennon

Neil Lennon is a Celtic managing, refs hate us, 
everyone's against us, ginger arsepiece of a cunt. 

Nominated by RantinRab

Fire Brigades Union

Fire Brigades Union (FBU) are a threatening to take strike action on Nov 5th 

.. traditionally, their busiest night of the year ..

putting the lives of the public at unnecessary risk for the 

sake of their own ends, greedy, selfish, uncaring cunts

Nominated by Captain Haddock
Seconded by HeadsonPoles

Lauren Booth

Lauren Booth is a greedy, grasping, Muzzie-loving, 
Islam-converting, jumping-on-the-money & power bandwagon, 
member of a family of fucking slimy, greedy, 
grasping fucking cunts, cunt, 
cunt, fucking cunt, fucking cunting cunt....... CUNT!!! 

Nominated by Barking Spider

Florence Anderson

Florence Anderson Deputy Leader of Sunderland City Council, 
is a nasty, vindictive, spiteful, New Labour, 
who deserves little else but ridicule and scorn, bitch of a cunt,

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Anne Diamond [2]

Anne Diamond is an only on TV because she's the office bike 
and a double bagger at that fucking patronising, 
moronic, opinionated, self-righteous cunt

Nominated by Michael J

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Graham Webb-Lee

Graham Webb-Lee is clearly a white libtard apologist guilt trip merchant,
professional complainer inventing problems about the smell of frying bacon,
listen to me I know best, Muzzie-loving, traitorous, anti-bacon cunt
Nominated by Banned, HeadsonPoles and Killemallletgodsortemout

Nadine Dorries

Nadine Dorries is an expenses-scamming, lying, two-faced,
neighbour-intimidating, spiteful, flatulent, arrogant cunt.
Nominated by The Goblin Queen

George Osborne [2] and David Cameron [6]

George "I've got a face only a mother could love" Osborne
and David "God, I am SO clever" Cameron
are a pair of useless thieving Robin-Hood-In-Reverse cunts.
Nominated by Caratacus

Rufus Hound

Rufus Hound is a mockney, mouthy,
unfunny as Lenny Henry, LibDem- supporting cunt.
Nominated by Killemallletgodsortemout

Sheikh Maulana Abu Sayeed

Sheikh Maulana Abu Sayeed,
president of the Islamic Sharia Council in Britain,
said men who rape their wives should not be prosecuted
because "sex is part of marriage" and many married women
who alleged rape were lying.

Cunts one and all.
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Emily Lomax

Emily Lomax is an 'uman rights legal bod and piss head of a cunt.
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Andrew Gatward [5]

Andrew Gateward is a caps lock using,
mad as a bunch of upset snakes CUNT.
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Neil Lees [2]

Neil Lees, UAF 'comrade', is without doubt the biggest cunt
on the entire internet, the cunt.
Nominated by Dazed and Confused

Claudia Winkelman

Claudia Winkelman is a Davina McCall-copying,
vacuous, airheaded bimbo of an irritating cunt.
Nominated by Killemallletgodsortemout

Mitch Benn

Mitch Benn is a left wing, arse-sucking,
typically-unfunny BBC 'comedian', beeboid loving cunt
Nominated by Microdave and Dontmakemelarf

George Gillett and Tom Hicks

George Gillett and Tom Hicks, uber-greedy,
buying up an English football club, running it into the ground
and still walk away with a profit, litigious Yank cunts.
Nominated by Blind Pugh

Friday, 15 October 2010

Sebastian Coe

Sebastian, Lord Coe is an Olympic sized cunt 

Nominated by Old Nick

2K Games

2K Games are a bunch of shit, good-for-nothing,
programmers who wouldn't know a non-buggy decent
bit of software if it crapped all over them from a
great height, timewasting, moneywasting, oxygenwasting

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Vince Cable

St Vince Cable is a leather-faced, corrupted by power,
"fuck the pledge I signed now that I can lord it over you daft fuckers"
 cunt who will never be taken seriously again and
who uses "progressive" to mean taxing us to pay for
idle, work-shy immigrant and indigenous scrotes cunt.

Nominated by Tweed 

Mark Byford

Mark Byford, is a soon to be ex-deputy director-general of the BBC
redundant Cunt with a big fat Golden Fuck Off from you Telly Tax suckers.
Nominated by banned

Irene Bishop

Dr. Irene Bishop "Executive" Head of St Michael's School in Camberwell.

Suspended a teacher for telling the truth that the education system in this country is fucked.

What a New Labour cock-sucking, elitist, cliterati cunt.

Andrew Marr [4]

Andrew Marr is a patonising jug eared cunt who thinks
" A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting. They are very angry people. OK – the country is full of very angry people. Many of us are angry people at times. Some of us are angry and drunk. But the so-called citizen journalism is the spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night."
Nominated by banned

Justin Beiber

Justin Bieber is a sissy cunt
Nominated by Jon Cuntington

BBC [10]

The BBC are a bunch of lefty cunts
Nominated by HeadsonPoles

The entire BBC are a bunch of biased, left wing cunts. How else do you explain lefty bullshit, 'comedy', like Mock the Week? However, I do find most, no, actually, ALL the breakfast team to be a bunch of braindead, pc, red as fuck, smug, drivel spouting cunts. Particularly the bird with the longish hair. I forget her name. The one who hosts that load of donkey bollocks at 10am on Sunday mornings.
But yeah, ole Charlie is the cunt of cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Russell Brand [3]

Russell Brand is an unfunny, needs fucking chinning,
 preferably by me, fucking horrible cunt of a nasal Essex
whiny voiced, untalented gold plated and
diamnond encrusted cunt of the first order cunt
Nominated by Houdini

Stephen Fry [2]

Stephen Fry is an unfunny, pretentious,
relied on Hugh Laurie, pompous and cock sucking
arse bandit cunt.
Nominated by Houdini

Phil Jupitus [3]

Phil Jupitus is a fat, useless, unfunny
and only kept in pies by the BBC, cunt.
Nominated by Houdini 

Angry Mob

The religious zealots who condemned Dioclese
just because he posted a video criticising the
Pope are all humourless cunts!
Nominated by Dioclese

Andrea Hill

Suffolk County Council boss Andrea Hill is an overpaid 'consult-speak' cunt!
No-one can understand a fucking thing she says, the cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Sunday, 10 October 2010

Kelly Marshall

Kelly Marshall .. benefit whore and all round slapper who deserves a
good shoeing to bring her into the real world.
What a feckless, brass-necked cunt .. 
Nominated by Captain Haddock

ITV [2]

ITV are a bunch of phone scamming, reality TV, Z-list celeb loving cunts

Nominated by Weed Smoking alcoholic cunt

Retired Teachers

Retired (never ex-) teachers are dogmatic, patronising, 
dismissive, educated but unintelligent, domineering,  
tediously boring, supercilious, dogma ridden cunts 
who say 'Yes?' at the end of every sentence, the cunts. Yes? 

Nominated by Dioclese


Oh, so much cuntitude, so much of it...

Franny Armstong is a smug hypocritical let-them-eat-cake elitist, 
bien-pensant Islington media-liberal, disconnected-from-joe-public's 
reality, ecomentalist cunt.

And so is Richard Curtis... but perhaps slightly less so.

Nominated by dontmakemelarf

Richard Curtis is a 10:10 climate gate global warming scaremonger 
blowing up kids in a shit alarmist lying film cunt of a cunt

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

...the entire totalitarian entourage of 10/10 twats need to be "Cunted", 
along with Tottenham Hotspur F.C. Gillian Anderson, 
The Guardian newspaper, the odious BBC for good measure too, 
as on a daily basis they're shown up as cunts 
and any other Global warming 
Stalinist entity known to mankind...

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Norman Wisdom

Sir Norman Wisdom is a taking so fucking long to die,
unfunny cunt. 

The fact Albanians thought he was God on earth 
tells you an awful lot about the unfunny dead cunt. 

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Charlie Stayt

BBC presenter Charlie Stayt is a biased, left wing, 
red socialist, commie, rude, self opinionated cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Bad Drivers [2]

Motorists in East Anglia are couldn't-drive-a-nail-into-wood, 
infuriating, no-fucking-idea-where-they-are-going, deaf, 
blind, stupid, incapable-of-parking, and s-o s-l-o-w 
they-would-be-late-for-their-own-fucking-funeral cunts.

Nominated by Dioclese

Carl Fletcher

Plymouth Argyle captain Carl Fletcher, who stormed out of court 
after a judge told him he was not famous enough to avoid jury duty, 
is a nonentity, wannabe celebrity cunt. 

Billy Graham

Billy Graham is an American big-mouth, 
holier-than-thou begging letter sending filthy 
greedy money grabbing Preacher-Cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Peter Tatchell

Peter Tatchell is an uber-cunt.

He just is.