Thursday 27 January 2011

Sir Paul Nurse


Having watched BBC's Horizon program ostensibly about the "lack of trust in science" but in fact a blatant propaganda piece for the the BBC's agenda of pushing catastrophic global warming Sir Paul Nurse is a scruffy would be man of the people but condescending cats-paw of a bastard fuck-cunt-fucker of a cunt, with a cunt chaser.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Judge Hale


For poking her nose in where its not required ..

For putting her own interpretation on what words set into Law mean
(though looking at her, one can possibly see why she's done so)..

For creating a situation where only her own kind (Lawyers) will be the beneficiaries ..

Lady Hale is a cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Wednesday 26 January 2011

Andy Grey and Richard Keys


Andy Gray is a tubby, loud mouth, 3rd rate in his day who now thinks he's right about everything, sexist cunt.
And Richard Keys is a hairy sexist cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Friday 21 January 2011

Ed Balls [4]


Ed Balls is a fat, bullying, deaf-to-reason, self-satisfied, LONG-overdue-for-a-smack-in-the-mouth gobshite of a moronic cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Alan Johnson [3]


Alan Johnson is an uneconomic cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Sunday 16 January 2011

Andrew Marr [5]


Andrew Marr is a Milipede loving, rampant leftie cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Ringo Starr


- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Ringo Starr's best drumming,
the talentless cunt

Nominated by David James

Kenny Dalglish


Kenny Dalglish is an unintelligible, worse than Woy Hodgson, Scottish cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Friday 14 January 2011

Michael Gove


Michael Gove is a horribly wispy ridiculously overprivileged Tory bumhole, who has spent 25 years in a narrow Scottish windtunnel to achieve his worn in weathered sallow complexion, typical of the type of odious weasly cunt who would decimate the whole British education system without having a fucking clue of the consequences because he is a silly clueless never-worked-a-day-in-his-life-in-the-real-fucking-world jug-eared weaseled face of a cunt

Nominated by deadlaa

Tamer Hassan


Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a 'do anything for a paycheck' while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a 'cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts' where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck's what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.

Nominated by deadlaa

Thursday 13 January 2011

Audley Harrison


So pisspoor excuse for a boxer Audley Harrison is going to be paid his purse from the David Haye fight.

Apparently he's delighted and said he will put it in his handbag along with his make-up and tampons, the useless wet cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Saturday 8 January 2011

Roy Hodgson


Roy Hodgson, the worst 'pool manager since Michael Barrymore,
is a sacked today useless cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Wednesday 5 January 2011

Phillip Hughes


Phillip Hughes is a weak willed, cricket cheating, Aussie cunt.


Nominated by G.O.T.