Thursday, 7 July 2011

David Haye

David Haye is a Sarf Lahhndan big mouth cunt.

Should be called David Gaye.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Juan Sheet

Juan Sheet from the annoying 'Plenty' ads is an annoying cunt who should cunt back off to whatever cunting country he comes from and therefore preventing me from cunting my telly whenever the cunt appears on it.

Nominated by Fireman Fred's Cat

Kia Abdullah

Kia Abdullah ? .. Not exactly one of your average Anglo-Saxon or Celtic names, indigenous to these islands, is it? With a name like hers, she should be grateful to be living in a country which permits such cuntish twatterings from a member of her gender ..

If she enjoys laughing at people with double-barrelled names .. perhaps she'd care to visit Saudia Arabia and have a chuckle at Abdul-Rahman bin Abdul-Aziz ..

No ... thought not ... fucking waste of DNA ..

Nominated by Captain Haddock

I second the cunting of Kia Abdullah.....How many more of these self promoting vain pricks do we need clogging up the internet? Yes she looks like a ladyboy, yes she lists riding a horse as one of her wishes for this year on her blog (forgive me Lord, for I have given it the time of day), yes she is just wanton in trying to get her name (and her ridiculous pouting chops) in the public eye, and yes, probably most importantly of all, she has got literally fucking nothing of any worth to say to justify her twatting tweets being picked up by the likes of the fucking Daily bloody Mail in the first place. And she's a cunt.

Nominated by King Binge

Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova is a grunt of a cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Ticket Touts

Ticket Touts. Can you imagine a more ropey bunch of fucking cunts in your face on a Sunday just before you attempt to get into that gig/concert/show? Talk about selling your grandmother for a bag of smack....they'd sell on your grandmother, your tickets to the show, a bag of 'magic' beans, and a bit of shit hash for £200 and call you a massive cunt for the trouble! They look like failed market traders, they are failed market traders. Look at the fucking state of them! They need rounding up and bundled into a fucking enormous police meatwagon and driven off the white cliffs of Dover the cunts.

Nominated by King Binge