Monday, 24 October 2011

Sir Reginald Sheffield

Sir Reginald Sheffield, Cameron's father in law, is a greedy fat pig of a cunt who wants to inflict turbines on all those who live near his estate as long as they are nowhere near his residence.
The in-bred, subsidised troughing cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Moira Pearce

Moira Pearce sits on her loathsome spotty behind in her 4 bedroomed house in Kent with her jobess toy boy and her 10 bastard children and the cunt has the cheek to say that she can't 'support her lifestyle' on £31,200 a year in taxpayers' handouts and has the unmitigated gall to tout herself round local charities looking for handouts, the worthless greedy scrounging lazy fucking cunt!!!

And I pay taxes to keep useless cunts like this!!

Nominated by Dioclese

Melanie Phillips

Melanie Phillips, what a fucking rat faced cunt. Probably has a jet powered broomstick to fly into her hovel in the Daily Mail towers every day, all the way cackling at the immigrants and the proles the fucking old harridan witch cunt. Needs to fucking do one, piss off to Afghanistan and moan about the state of that nation on your expense account if you don't like it here you cunting moose.

Nominated by King Binge

Victoria Beckham [2]

Posh Spice or whatever her bloody name is, y'know the 'ol prayin' mantis features herself Bekham's missus. What fucking purpose does she fulfill? apart from wandering around pouting like a puckered arse hole wearing dead animal skins. She'd probably end up wearing a pair of shoes made out of her cunt flaps one day. Fucking boob. Mind you he's as much of a fucking twonk for putting up with her shit. Can you imagine putting up with her fucking droning mouth all day long? *retch* Just fucking slap the cunt you twat David!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Katherine Jenkins

To be fair Katherine Jenkins has a nice pair of tits on her but she is a right smug fucking cunt.
Stick to singing and stop flashing your norks you sad tart.


AllSeeingEye: Okay, I'm putting this up as a valid nomination, but honestly I'd smash her like an abandoned caravan so I'm not voting for it.

Eamonn Holmes [2]

Eamonn Holmes (on the evidence of this photograph) is a bottom scratching, finger sniffing cunt
Nominated by Ashtrayhead

David Starkey

David Starkey is a typical BBC Old Boy who thinks his opinions matter and whatever he says comes straight from the Mouth of God!

The old fucker should just piss off and give us all a break, the smug arrogant old cunt!

Nominated by EDDIE-F

Alex Salmond [2]

I hate that cunt Alex "cunt of the fucking English speaking universe" Salmond, because he is a fucking racist English hating bastard.

Alex "scotch cunt of the century" thinks scrote-land is better off without "they english bastards". Fuck off you cunt. There are 8 million cunts in scrote-land and 90% of them are either on the sick or on the dole. That would be the sick and the dole paid by the 60 odd million English who work and pay taxes. Taxes that go to the unworthy, racist, lazy sick bastard cunt Scottish. Fuck off Salmond. Time for the English to kick you cunts into touch, you fucking ungrateful, whinging, Scottish Cunt!

I had the misfortune to not be represented at Westminster by that Racist Cunt, while I lived in Aberdeenshire doing a job not Scot could be fucked doing. Salmond is a cunt. The SNP are complete cunts, and Scotland is full of of cunts who live off the the English, who they hate. Fuck those cunts. Get those cunts out of the UK. They need to be disunited, the total cunts. Fuck off you ungrateful scotish bastard cunts

Nominated by peter

Bonnie Prince Charlie

Bonnie Prince Charlie was a sad useless inbred cunt. A fine hero of the Scots though due to his tendency to shag his cousins and get his arse kicked off the English. Fuckwitted Jacobite cunt of the first order.


Thursday, 20 October 2011

Dead Pool [3]

.....aaaaaand we have a winner!

The Dead Pool has been scooped by Dioclese who correctly guessed:

Col Gaddaffi 
I nominate Col Gaddaffi if NATO ever get their fucking finger out!

Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.

The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Monday, 17 October 2011

Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon? A cunt.
Nominated by LSP

Amanda Knox

Amanda Foxy Knox is an "innocent as OJ", rich enough to buy her own verdict, American cunt.
Nominated by Peter

Rowan Williams [3]

Rowan Williams is the Archcunt of Canterbury. He is legitimising that murderous cunt Mugabe because he is concerned that one of his bishop cunts has reverted to type and joined the rest of the corrupt murderous bastards in that god forsaken cuntdom.

The pathetic, Sharia endorsing, bearded trendy loon of a pointless cunt.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Gavin Henson

Gavin Henson is a pretty boy ponce, fucking sheep shagging, Charlotte Church shaggin', non rugby playin' ugly cunt
Nominated by HurlingDervish

Sunday, 16 October 2011

Tracey Emin

Tracey Emin; that 'princess' artist of the art world (whose so-called cunt 'art' - my blind 20 year old Labrador could fuckin' make in about 20 minutes flat if I gave it a load of newspaper cuttings and crayons) and 'who do you think you are' starring flapping 'mockney' apples and pairs geezer, cunting fucking rich wanking cunt.
Nominated by HurlingDervish

Norman Cook

Norman Cook ... his crap music has been sludging up our airwaves for the last 15 fucking years the big eared Techno cunt.
Nominated by HurlingDervish

Bill Gates [2]

Bill Gates...a cybercunt and fucking machiavellian proportioned cunt if ever there was one...
Nominated by HurlingDervish

George Osborne

Gideon arse-nose Osborne is a sneaky vacuous deceitful elitist cokehead job-raping arrogant scum sucking cheesy-fingered Cunt-faced Cunt
Nominated by Anonymous

Bruce Forsyth [2]

Bruce Forsyth has been a cunt for as long as I can remember.

Now Sir Bruce for services to mediocrity.

What a camp, talentless, consistent cunt.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Chris Martin

That hippy, tinnitus inducing cunt Chris Martin from Cuntplay.

Fancy calling your poor kid 'Apple' for cunts sake! What kind of barnstorming, grandstanding mung bean munching Alfalfa wearing pasty wey faced cunt of person does that?

Good God man, do you have no boundaries of cuntishness?
Nominated by HurlingDervish

John Torode and Greg Wallace

Those two TV cooking cunts John 'g'day mate' Torode and his trusty bald speccy cunt of a sidekick Greg 'cooking doesn't get much tougher than this' Wallace.

It doesn't get much tougher than having to look at your fucking ugly bald pate you former greengrocer midget little leathery cunt. As for Torode, he is just a universal Aussie cunt paste who should have fucked off back over there years ago.

What a fine pair of useless talentless cooking cunts!
Nominated by HurlingDervish

Liam Fox

Ok That's it, I can't delay any longer. After weeks of cunts at Political Party Arselicking "conferences", uber cunt Liam Fox wins the prize of the month.

He's flick flacking all ways, the cunt, and doesn't seem to know his arse from his elbow. He's resigned at last, but I bet someone had to ram a red hot poker up his arse to get him to go. He really is a total and utter cunt - for getting into the mess to begin with, then not doing the decent thing when he was caught with his cabin boy.

What a useless cunt. And he did a crap job, look at the state of our armed forces now. The cunt.
Nominated by Big Al

Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin is the sort of cunt who would claim that he was robbed in his own home by some dodgy geezer who came to his door asking to use his toilet at 5am in the morning like you fucking do. Yes I wouldn't put it past Letwin to come away with that story one day, the cunt.
Nominated by Anonymous