Anonycunts

Hugh Bonneville may or may not allegedly be a married-with-kid injunction-seeking sloppy seconds cunt.

David Threlfall who plays that bloke on Shameless. Really? Trousers, man. Zip.

Ewan McGregor is a cunt regardless of any added and alleged dick-waving activities.

On a totally unrelated point (for legal reasons), would you go with hooker Helen Wood after she's been with Wayne Rooney?

Okay, fair answer...

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Alan Shearer and Gabby Logan

Alan Shearer is a peanut-headed lucky cunt
and Gabby Logan is a cunt with no taste in men

Allegedly

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs is a lucky bastard of a cunt but we can't tell you why

Can't Imogen the reason?

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady