Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker is a prime time prime cunt

Nominated by King Binge

Steve Bruce

Steve Bruce, the poxed faced pissed up useless egotistical Mackem Bastard.
Spunked away Millions of Pounds for fuck all, what a total cunt

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Andrew Mitchell

Andrew Mitchell is a filthy rich cunt, who thinks it's great to throw taxpayers money on "Overseas Development"

Nominated by microdave

David Irving

David Irving is an odious, Toad Of Toad Hall looking, needs to keep his 'considered opinion as a historian' to himself, Holocaust denying cunt of epic proportions. Though he'd probably deny it, the cunt.

Nominated by Enjie

Eric Pickles

Eric Pickles is so fucking fat that if he carries on eating at his current rate he will need his own personalised motorised hoverboard to travel around Westminster, and that of course will be going right on the expense account along with the second home in the barren hinterland that is so far away from Parliament its just down the fucking road in Brentwood, you alright with that then taxpayers? And the fat cunt would also like a new pair of glasses as the current pair won't fit on his fat fucking head in two months time due to him being an ever expanding enormous bloated cunt chops. And that'll be another £450 ok?

Nominated by King Binge

Eric Pickles is indeed a fat odious cunt with a expanding baldy heed but not as fat as Mike (FatCunt) Ashley. They may well be brothers in cuntitude.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Barack Obama [10]

Barack Obama is a talking over our National anthem cause he thought it was providing excellent inspirational backing music as his speech reached it's climax like in some episode of the fucking West Wing Cunt!

Nominated by Cecil B De Vunt

Alan Carr [2]

Alan Carr..what does anyone find funny about this squealing camp cunt,"the chattyman"?..try "the cuntyman" you cunt

Nominated by arrymonk

Marcus Brigstocke [3]

Marcus Cunting Brigstocke - smug, smarmy, unfunny cunt of the first order. Wherever you look on the BBC, radio or TV, you get the same sort of up-my-own-cunt type of comedian of which Cuntstock is a prime example.And he's a 'Green' cunt - the worst type, the cunt!

Nominated by Anonymous