Chris Packham

Chris Packham is a smug bastard with a irritating lisp who thinks he knows it all, shame he does not know he is a right Cunt.

The Fucker even had the audacity to get Bill Oddie the boot thus renaming the show Cuntwatch. How about sorting out your flouncy fucking hair cut you sad cunting Tosser.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Countryfile

Countryfile (or is it Cuntriphile) is a boring, unnecessary programme about fields, tractors, beetroot, ducks, woods, farms, green-wellied conservation, sheep, more fields and general boring shit involving being out in wellies in the mud in grey, dismal, cold fields talking about cowsheds, hawks, combine harvesters, badgers, landrovers, plums, owls etc - as if Sundays weren't boring enough.

Makes you want to commit cuntricide.

This does not include John Craven though, he's just too boring a cunt to cunt.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Harry Redknapp [2]

Harry Redknapp is a rubber faced, dodgy as fuck, geriatric bedwetting type of Cunt.

Lets hope you go down for Tax Evasion you tight fisted old bastard as you will get a good few "Bungs" up the shitpipe once you get locked up.

See if you can sign your shit fucking son Jamie to play for HMP Pentonville X1 when you get there, after all you have signed him for most of your teams even when he has been a useless fucking cripple.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Simon Cowell [4]

Simon Cowell is a high trousered, man boobed, greedy Susan Boyle shagging cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

Carol McGiffin

Carol McGiffin. Do I need to say anymore. Just Carol McGiffin.

The thesaurus says...

"DOG UGLY MUNTER WITH FACIAL FEATURES LIKE A BULLDOGS ARSE HOLE.
WEEPING JAPS EYE.

A BROWN SMEAR OF A CUNT THAT SHOULD BE WIPED OFF ONE'S SHOE. FUCKING LICE RIDDEN.
TALENTLESS LEATHER FACED OLD BITCH.

AN URGE TO PUNCH A RANCID OLD MOUTHY GOBSHITE OVERPAID LUNCHTIME TV CUNT.
SUE POLLARDS RIGHT SIDE PISS FLAP.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ODOUR? - CAROL MCGIFFIN (SIC)

A TOTALLY ANCIENT AND JUSTIFIED NEW YEARS CUNT."

Does that cover it?

Nominated by HurlingDervish