English Football

English football supporters are under the ludicrous belief that their team should be at footballs top table when there is absolutely no fucking evidence to warrant this belief. Other than a home win in 1966 they have won fuck all of note before or since.

The true top table teams such as Brazil, Argemtina, Germany, Italy, France etc have won numerous world cups and european championships and thats the fucking difference.

To think otherwise makes you a deluded cunt and worthy of a good cunting on here. So it makes no difference which overated twat captains the team they will still be strictly second division. Overpaid cunts at that.

Nominated by Why English football needs a reality cunting

Chris Huhne [3]

Chris Huhne is a dirty lying cunt that even dragged his missus into his fucking evil web of lies !...

I hope the lying dirty bastard get's his just desserts when he goes in front of a jury....these fuckers are supposed to lead by example.....shoot the lot of them and let's make an' example of them and have a fresh start !!!

Nominated by EDDIE_F

Chris Huhne, MP for the cuntish town of Eastleigh (the abscess on the arse of the gorgeous county of Hampshire) is, indeed, a cunt. A shitehole of a town, perfect for a cunt called Chris. 

Seconded by Anonymous

Michael Barrymore [3]

Michael Barrymore is a bum-raping unfunny shit-stabbing killing bum-hole riding pervert Stuart Lubbock murdering gay-pool-party shithead cunt wanker tosser queer of the highest order.

It should be part of national service to drive a tank over his legs until his skull-pops open like a bag of peanuts. Then mince his body and feed it to his mother whilst kicking her cunt to a gory bloody mess for giving birth to such a closet bender shithead cunt.

Ahh I feel better now.

Nominated by Anonymous