Monday 13 December 2010

Ed Miliband [4]


Ed Miliband is a boring, gormless, uninspired, wet behind the ears, useless twat with a lower lip that looks like it weighs about three hundredweight (and is about as manageable) cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Dominic Byrne


Dominic Byrne - why the fuck does he tell you he is halfway through Oddbox on BBC when it only lasts 2 minutes? Twatcunt.

Nominated by richpaulmorris 

David Beckham


David Beckham is a World Cup bid-losing cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Charlie Gilmour


Charlie Gilmour, "Champagne Socialist" wanker, has been arrested, and we fervently hope that if he's found guilty and sent down that some horrible, hairy, tattooed lag rogers his poor little rich-boy arse until it prolapses, the cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock