Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Walter Smith

Walter Smith is a blue nose hun cunt.

Nominated by AMW

Roman Polanski

Roman Polanski is a drug'em and rape'em kiddie fiddling cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Monday, 28 September 2009

Lord Digby Jones

Lord Digby Jones is a fat hypocritical all-mouth-and-no-action cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Wednesday, 23 September 2009


The Sugababes are talentless chav cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Nick Clegg [2]

Remind us again, who is this cunt?

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Dale Winton

Dale Winton is a camp take it up the cunt cunt.

Nominated by AMW

Jeremy Paxman

Jeremy Paxman is an arrogant confrontational first class cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

Flavio Briatore

Flavio Briatore is a fat bang-to-rights cheating cunt.

Nominated by Be gone Gordon

Monday, 21 September 2009

Spike Lee

Spike Lee is a chip-on-his-shoulder racist cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

James Macintyre

James Macintyre is a despicable Witchfinder General of a cunt.

Nominated by Dazed and Confused

Craig Revel Horwood

Craig Revel Horwood  is a smug arrogant Strictly Cunt, Dancing.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper and Fidothedog

Derren Brown

Derren Brown already knows that he's an 18-carat cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Friday, 18 September 2009

Dan Brown

Dan Brown is a paranoid ignorant cunt who writes crap books.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Baroness Scotland

Baroness Scotland is an illegal immigrant employing hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard is a Labour luvvy willy chomping boz-eyed cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Terry Nation

Terry Nation was a BBC script writing dystopian nightmare blueprint creating cunt.

Nominated by : perineum

Caster Semenya

Caster Semenya is biologically NOT a complete cunt.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye and Image by Gigits

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Robbie Williams [2]

If you could Cunt an album, then Robbie William's new album would be an irritating cunt.

Nominated by : a rant from Gigits

Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams is a smug, useless, chimp faced cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

Michael Parkinson

Michael Parkinson is a greedy, insurance selling, wrinkly faced, Yorkshire cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Monday, 14 September 2009

Katherine Ragsdale

Katherine Ragsdale is a nasty hypocritical spiteful two-faced cunt.

Nominated by LSP
(this is one for our U.S. readers mostly)

Howard Brown [2]

Howard Brown is a talentless cringeworthy bald nobody of a cunt.

Nominated by Screech

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo is a wee baldy headed square headed blind cunt

Nominated by AMW


The BBC are Muslim arse-licking "of course you can come and Islamify and Talibanise our country" multicuntural leftie brainwashing cunts.

Nominated by Bring On The Revolution

Bruce Forsyth

Bruce Forsyth is a big chinned, rug wearing, coffin dodging cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Derek Hatton

Derek Hatton is a champagne socialist property tycoon hypocritical Scouse cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

John Denham

John Denham is a patronising self-centered snout in the trough nobody cunt.

Nominated by lilith and Fidothedog

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Chris Hoy

Chris Hoy is a breakfast-that-tastes-like-shit selling cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Friday, 11 September 2009

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant is a foppish talentless "Girlie Rom Com" one trick pony cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

David Sullivan

David Sullivan is a fat porn-selling ugly midget cunt.

Nominated by Frosty

Matt Frei

Matt Frei is Grade-A BBC Obama arse-licking cunt.

Nominated by : Be Gone Gordon

Thursday, 10 September 2009

George Foulkes [2]

George Foulkes is a sleazy expense troughing Hearts-supporting fat cunt.

Nominated by AMW

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Jordan [2] and Peter Andre [2]

Jordan and Peter Andre are talentless publicity-seeking media-whoring divorced cunts.

Nominated by FidotheDog

Jade Goody

Jade Goody is a fat dead turning-in-her-grave cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Adam Boulton

Adam Boulton is a spineless arse-licking Labour-lovin' cunt.

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Van Jones

Van Jones is a racist unemployed eco-cunt.

Robert Winston

Professor Robert Winston is a mustachioed cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Alex Ferguson [3]

Alex Ferguson is a grumpy bacon-faced old cunt.

Nominated by Elby The Beserk

Zac Goldsmith

Zac Goldsmith is a smug, egotistical cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper