Friday, 28 May 2010

Christine Dean

Christine Dean, Clerk of the Court, at Blackburn Magistrates Court (pic)
is an evil, lefty, mouthy, interfering, needs to be taught a lesson
after almost causing a decent man to lose his job, cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Ali Bongo

Ali Bongo is a bankrupt third world country president who wastes millions cunt.
Nominated by Houdini

Derek Simpson and Tony Woodley

Derek Simpson and Tony Woodley are
holiday wrecking, socialist dinosaur, striking cunts.
Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Gordon Brown [8]

Gordon Brown is a let's sneak off back to Scotland
with my tail between my legs now I've wrecked the country
and write so really fucking boring books
that no-one wants to read, cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

Harriet Harman [7]

Harriet Harman is a let's-sit-on-the-fence-and-see-who-gets-elected
-so-I-can-brown-nose-the-new-leader cunt
Nominated by Dioclese

Anthony Newley

Anthony Newley's singing on the radio spoilt a good drive to work
by Blind Pugh, which makes him a cunt.
Nominated by Blind Pugh

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Nicky Campbell [2]

Nicky Campbell, Radio 5 Live presenter,
is a bumptious self satisfied smug patronising cunt 

Nominated by partyhat

The Miliband Brothers

David Miliband is a big cunt and 
Ed Miliband is a little cunt and together they are a Double Cunt. 

Nominated by FX Man

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Liam Byrne

Liam Byrne is a thick-as-shit, nasty, 
one-line-letter-writing, stupidly arrogant 
but thinks he's funny, Lefty cunt.

Nominated by Barking Spider

Monday, 17 May 2010

Charlie Falconer

Lord "Charlie" Falconer is a greedy unelected pompous cunt

Nominated by partyhat

Billy Bragg [2]

Billy Bragg is an extremely irritating, 
Power 2010, PR-campaigning, communist cunt. 

Nominated by Barking Spider

Mehdi Hasan

Mehdi Hasan is a Question Time-dominating,
 Christian-hating, vile bile-spouting, 
Labour-voting, radical Muslim cunt. 

Nominated by Barking Spider

Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage is the Rudolf Hess
of British politics, the daft cunt.

Nominated by Brickbat

Andrew Gatward [3]

Andrew Gatward as a sneaking around old blogposts 
posting abusively as an Anonymong as his 
benefits are about to be slashed and he's 
petrified about it, fat, useless, fake 
company creating, failed wrestler of a cunt. 

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite 

Sting [2]

Sting is a tree-hugging douche of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Paul McCartney

"Sir" Paul McCartney is a jowly, saggy faced 
Mull of Kintyre, pot-head of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Alistair Campbell

Alistair Campbell is a smug cunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog

Olly Smith

Olly Smith, the presenter of Iron Chef UK
 is an incredibly irritating, extravagant, shouty cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Caroline Lucas

Caroline Lucas is an eco-loony, rabid, 
dig-up-all-the roads, prattling non-stop, 
sandal-wearing, ET lookalike, cunt.

Jack Dromey

Jack Dromey - seen him on TV a couple of times in past few days, 
and out of all the multitude of cunts on display, he sticks in my mind as an uttermost cunt.

Weasel-mouthed, nevergiveastraightanswetoasimplequestion, cunt of the supremest order.

What fucking reality-distorting drugs is he on to believe that anyone believes his dissembling shite? 

Nominated by dontmakemelarf 

Lembit Opik

Lembit Opik is a wonky faced Liberal loser of a cunt.
Nominated by Sambo

Mohammed Al Fayed and Michael Cole

I nominate Michael Cole, Mohamed Al Fayed's spokesman.
Fuck it, I nominate Al Fayed as well. Pair of nonce cunts.
Harrods used to be a nice place to shop, now it's just full
of cheap celebs who've been on Big Brother or
X Factor or Trisha or Jeremy Kyle.
And now Al Fayed goes and sells it to another bunch of Arabs.
I'd cunt them as well if I knew how to spell their names.
Nominated by Blind Pugh

Danny Dyer [2]

Danny Dyer, who commented in Zoo magazine
about cutting a woman's face as a way of getting
revenge on an ex, is a cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper


Scotland  - since 44% of them voted Labour for fucks sake
compared to 23% of the not so cunty English.
Nominated by banned

David Cameron [4]

David Cameron is a failing to win the easiest election in years
by alienating smoking Eurosceptics like me, cunt.
Nominated by banned


Windows 7 and Bill Gates and indeed everyone at
Microshaft are piss poor bug filled software producing cunts.
Nominated by Fidothedog

Ron Davies

Ron "Badger" Davies, who claimed he was out looking for badgers
when he was doing something very different, is a cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Wednesday, 5 May 2010


It had to happen.

The cult of IsACunt has spread,
and we've opened our first international branch.

Es Un Capullo will feature different cunts for our Spanish audience.
Anyone who thinks their Spanish is up to it can dive in there too!

Please give a warm welcome to our new Spanish
amigo over there: Cid Cunteador.

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Yemi Sawyerr

Yemi Sawyerr is a Challenge Jackpot late night crap TV,
annoying, dive for the fucking remote
and get this grinning twat off the
telly box as fast as possible cunt, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog


Gordon Brown and his cunt party are
about to get cunted by 75% of the
whole adult fucking population.
Nominated by banned

Labour Voters

Anyone who votes Labour on 6th May is a cunt
Nominated by Dioclese

UAF [3]

UAF are retarded, Communist, smelly, hypocritical,
unwashed morons, who shout abuse at kids and
mums on a family St. Georges Day parade in Brighton, cunts.

Nominated by caz

Tim Ireland [2]

Tim Ireland (aka Manic) of Bloggerheads
is a Labour cock sucking acolyte fucking cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Gordon Brown [7]

Gordon Brown is a pensioner harrassing, two-faced, vindictive, childish, pill-popping, psychopathic prime minister of a cunt, who has just been cunted with his own cuntishness.
Nominated by Dr. Cunt

The Cunt du Jour HAS to be the one-eyed wonk
who called a pensioner "bigoted".
Brown - what a weapons grade cunt. 

Brian May [2]

Brian May is a champagne quaffing,
up his own arse, New Labour cunt.

Kerry McCarthy [4]

Kerry McCarthy may or may not be a law-breaker -
but she is without doubt a stupid cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Iain Dale [3]

Mrs Iain Dale is an illiberal, free speech
and thought denying, Homo Nazi cunt.
Nominated by Houdini

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Anne Diamond

Anne Diamond is a hawking her self on
some annoying ad for postal gold cunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog