Wednesday, 5 May 2010

ES UN CAPULLO



It had to happen.

The cult of IsACunt has spread,
and we've opened our first international branch.

Es Un Capullo will feature different cunts for our Spanish audience.
Anyone who thinks their Spanish is up to it can dive in there too!

Please give a warm welcome to our new Spanish
amigo over there: Cid Cunteador.

12 comments:

  1. Excellent, Is a cunt in Spain! Oh Ron "Badger" Davies needs a cunting for claiming he was out looking for badgers when he was doing something very different.

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  2. This is weird. Whenever I try to translate the stuff into English in any of the online translators, the word "capullo" comes out as "cocoon" instead of as "cunt.

    Oh well. Cid Cunteador will hopefully turn out to be a cunt that cunts cunts in the same way GrumpyOldTwat does.

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  3. Grim, that can indeed be a literal translation.

    A useful primer for Spanish sweary stuff can be found here.

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  4. Ta for the link Mr. Eye, "Concha" seems to fit the bill nicely.

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  5. Windows 7 and Bill Gates and indeed everyone at Microshaft need a cunting for being piss poor bug filled software producing cunts.

    http://techtalk.pcpitstop.com/2010/05/03/no-more-restore-points-for-windows7/?

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  6. Paulette north and tansy clarke for being indoctrinating MULTI-CULTI RED CUNTS
    BRISTOL TEACHER SPELLS OUT TO SIX FORMERS WHY THEY SHOULD NOT VOTE BNP?
    CUNTS
    BRICKBAT
    PS I´M A MODERATE CENTRIST

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  7. I´D like to add sooty and sweep for being brainwashing multi-culti cunts?
    and making me eat black jacks and robinsons marmalade?
    AND THAT GAY CUNT MATHEW CORBETT?
    BRICKBAT

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  8. Is cunting a country allowed? If so I would nominate Scotland since 44% of them voted Labour for fucks sake compared to 23% of not so cunty Englishpersons

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  9. Oh yes, David Cameron for failing to win the easiest election in years by alienating smoking Eurosceptics like me, the cunt.

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  10. I nominate Danny Dyer for his comments in Zoo magazine about cutting a woman's face as a way of getting revenge on an ex.

    He's been a very, very stupid cunt. And a cunt with one less job now too.

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  11. I nominate Michael Cole, Mohamed Al Fayed's spokesman. Fuck it, I nominate Al Fayed as well. Pair of nonce cunts. Harrods used to be a nice place to shop, now it's just full of cheap celebs who've been on Big Brother or X Factor or Trisha or Jeremy Kyle. And now Al Fayed goes and sells it to another bunch of Arabs. I'd cunt them as well if I knew how to spell their names.

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