Chris Smith is a sweaty, fat faced, virus infected, shit stabbing cunt.
Nominated by danko18
Monday 26 April 2010
Sharon Shoesmith [3]
Sharon Shoesmith, who cunted herself at the appeals tribunal,
is a 'rightly dismissed' cunt.
Nominated by banned
Friends
'Friends', the fucking shitiest pile of fucking shit sitcom
that has every bloke projectile vomiting blood, is a cunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog
Gordon Brown [6]
Tuesday 20 April 2010
BMW Drivers
99.9% of BMW drivers are selfish, speeding,
tailgating cunts who shouldn't be allowed
to use a toy car, let alone fucking drive.
Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
The Man From The Ministry
The Man From The Ministry, who thinks he
knows best but doesn't because he's a cunt
Nominated by banned
Nick Robinson [4]
Nick "Toenails" Robinson is an odious,
New Labour supporting, Gordon Brown worshipping cunt.
Nominated by Dazed And Confused
Robert Peston [2]
BBC News Journalist Robert Peston is a slow speaking
over the top, annnoying, patronising over-pronunciative cunt.
Nominated by The Boggart
Ant and Dec
Ant and Dec a pair of uber cunts who
need an obvious cunting and putting to sleep, the cunts.
Nominated by Fidothedog
Cheeky Girls
The Cheeky Girls for doing the impossible and
making every one in their homeland feel like an utter cunt, the cunts.
Nominated by Fidothedog
Monday 19 April 2010
Nick Clegg [3]
Nick Clegg is a riding the crest of a temporary
popularity wave, I'll say anything for power, cunt.
Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout
Friday 16 April 2010
Stephen Pound
Stephen Pound is an ugly, Mr Punch lookalike,
lying, hypocritical, Brown cock-sucking, talentless cunt.
Andrew Neil
Andrew Neil, for the roasting he gave Devil's Kitchen,
is a cunt.
Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
although counter-cunted...
Devil's Kitchen, for being a
surrender monkeying prick of a cunt.
Thanks matey, for a Fanfare for the Common Man.
Nominated by Brickbat, seconded by Fidothedog
Wednesday 14 April 2010
Frankie Boyle
Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
but counter-cunted with:
Sharon Smith, the woman who complained, is a cunt.
"He makes jokes about loads of disabilities so if she find his
jokes funny enough to buy a ticket to his show then it's a
tad hypocritical to moan when the humour strikes close to home."
but counter-cunted with:
Sharon Smith, the woman who complained, is a cunt.
"He makes jokes about loads of disabilities so if she find his
jokes funny enough to buy a ticket to his show then it's a
tad hypocritical to moan when the humour strikes close to home."
Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.
Fuel Prices
The price of petrol and diesel is an absolute cunt at the moment.
A bloody expensive cunt too.
Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy Kyle is an overrated "ooh I look good on camera",
trounces on anyone he feels is lower than him,
fucking self-righteous gobshite, short arse, hypocritical cunt.
Nominated by ballhead
James Lovelock
"It may be necessary to put democracy on hold for a while"
Nominated by Daniel
Saturday 10 April 2010
Painter Decorators
Painter / Decorators are lying, thieving, rip-off merchant,
bellend, cock-sniffing, parasitic, lazy, useless,
on the run from the Police, signed on as unemployed
but still making shitloads more than everyone else in sight,
taking the piss, deliberately misquoting, twisting and deceiving,
screwing everything up, housewrecking, lowlife, moneygrabbing,
need to be boiled alive in their own bastard fat and
melted down to make cheap soap, fucking cunts.
That is all.
Nominated by AllSeeingEye
Friday 9 April 2010
Gordon Brown [5]
Gordon Brown tried here to start bringing down everyone,
including Jeremy Clarkson, who hates him - the cunt.
It's over, Gordon. Just fuck off.
Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
Lenny Henry [2] and Dawn French [2]
who deserve cunting for wasting paper and ink so the world
can be told via the tabloids that their marriage
has gone titsup. Who gives a galloping fuckety fuck?
Cunts.
Nominated by Blind Pugh
ToryBear
right to make their own rules for their own house,
the utter cock sucking illiberal cunt.
Nominated by Houdini
Jamie Oliver [2]
Nominated by Captain Haddock
Saturday 3 April 2010
Thursday 1 April 2010
Delroy Smellie [2]
Delroy Smellie is a baton-wielding, shameful,
cowardly, yet somehow above the law, cunt.
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