Monday, 26 April 2010

Chris Smith

Chris Smith is a sweaty, fat faced, virus infected, shit stabbing cunt.
Nominated by danko18

Sharon Shoesmith [3]

Sharon Shoesmith, who cunted herself at the appeals tribunal,
is a 'rightly dismissed' cunt.
Nominated by banned


'Friends', the fucking shitiest pile of fucking shit sitcom
that has every bloke projectile vomiting blood, is a cunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog

Gordon Brown [6]

Gordon Brown is a fucking desperate, brown nosing
I love Nick cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Daily Mail

The Daily Mail is a hate-peddling, obnoxious,
full-of-bullshit cunt of a newspaper.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

(picture hat-tip

Nick Knowles

Nick Knowles is an ubercunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog

Leaders' Debates


Three cunts for the price of one!
Nominated by Dioclese

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

BMW Drivers

99.9% of BMW drivers are selfish, speeding,
 tailgating cunts who shouldn't be allowed
to use a toy car, let alone fucking drive.

The Man From The Ministry

The Man From The Ministry, who thinks he
 knows best but doesn't because he's a cunt
Nominated by banned

Nick Robinson [4]

Nick "Toenails" Robinson is an odious,
New Labour supporting, Gordon Brown worshipping cunt.
Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson is a spouting complete shite, raving looney cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

David Cameron [3]

David Cameron is running his election campaign like a complete cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Robert Peston [2]

BBC News Journalist Robert Peston is a slow speaking
over the top, annnoying, patronising over-pronunciative cunt.
Nominated by The Boggart

Ant and Dec

Ant and Dec a pair of uber cunts who
need an obvious cunting and putting to sleep, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Cheeky Girls

The Cheeky Girls for doing the impossible and
making every one in their homeland feel like an utter cunt, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Jordan [3]

Jordan is a minging horse faced cunt.

Nominated by dianewoods

Monday, 19 April 2010

Nick Clegg [3]

Nick Clegg is a riding the crest of a temporary
popularity wave, I'll say anything for power, cunt.

Friday, 16 April 2010

Stephen Pound

Stephen Pound is an ugly, Mr Punch lookalike,
lying, hypocritical, Brown cock-sucking, talentless cunt.

Nominated by Sambo

Andrew Neil

Andrew Neil, for the roasting he gave Devil's Kitchen,
is a cunt.

although counter-cunted...

Devil's Kitchen, for being a 
surrender monkeying prick of a cunt.
Thanks matey, for a Fanfare for the Common Man.

Nominated by Brickbat, seconded by Fidothedog

J K Rowling [2]

J K Rowling, author of Harry Potter and other wizard books,
is a bad memory bleating cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Baroness Scotland [3]

Baroness Scotland is still an above the law cunt

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle is a Down's Syndrome insulting,
offensive cunt.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
but counter-cunted with:

Sharon Smith, the woman who complained, is a cunt.

"He makes jokes about loads of disabilities so if she find his
jokes funny enough to buy a ticket to his show then it's a
 tad hypocritical to moan when the humour strikes close to home."
Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Louis Walsh

Louis Walsh. It's just obvious why, the cunt.

How have we missed him for so long, eh?

Nominated by a comment from
Stuart MacLennan via The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper here.

Fuel Prices

The price of petrol and diesel is an absolute cunt at the moment.
A bloody expensive cunt too.

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle is an overrated "ooh I look good on camera",
trounces on anyone he feels is lower than him,
fucking self-righteous gobshite, short arse, hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by ballhead

James Lovelock

James Lovelock is a climate change bollox spouting cunt.

"It may be necessary to put democracy on hold for a while"

Nominated by Daniel

Brown's Cabinet

They're all toast now, the cunts.

Nominated here by Gordon Brown

Saturday, 10 April 2010

Painter Decorators

Painter / Decorators are lying, thieving, rip-off merchant,
bellend, cock-sniffing, parasitic, lazy, useless,
on the run from the Police, signed on as unemployed
but still making shitloads more than everyone else in sight,
taking the piss, deliberately misquoting, twisting and deceiving,
screwing everything up, housewrecking, lowlife, moneygrabbing,
need to be boiled alive in their own bastard fat and
melted down to make cheap soap, fucking cunts.

That is all.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Friday, 9 April 2010

Sid Waddell

Sid Waddell is an unintelligible, shouting,
Jossy's Giants writing, Geordie cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Gordon Brown [5]

Gordon Brown tried here to start bringing down everyone,
including Jeremy Clarkson, who hates him - the cunt.
It's over, Gordon. Just fuck off.

Craig Stevens

Craig Stevens, who presents that Challenge Jackpot
on late nite cable telly, is an irritating cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Lenny Henry [2] and Dawn French [2]

Lenny Henry and Dawn French are two obese talentless cunts
who deserve cunting for wasting paper and ink so the world
can be told via the tabloids that their marriage
has gone titsup. Who gives a galloping fuckety fuck?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Richard Dawkins [2]

Richard Dawkins is a leering old villain of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is a talentless cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Richard Branson [2]

Richard Branson is a Yes-signing spaceship of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP


Tory Bear is a cunt for trying to deny people the
right to make their own rules for their own house,
the utter cock sucking illiberal cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Jamie Oliver [2]

Jamie Oliver is a thick-lipped, lisping, estuary-English speaking cunt

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney is a dodgy tendon cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous here.

Imran Khan

Imran Khan is a former drunk cricketer and wannbe Jihadist cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Ian Botham

Sir Ian Botham is a breakfast selling, email idea stealing, cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Diane Abbott [2]

Diane Abbott is a typical New Labour
children indoctrinating junta cunt.

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Margaret Moran

Margaret "dry rot" Moran who is off suffering from stress, is a troughing cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog


For crimes against music, the cast of Glee are cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Jeremy Kyle's Audience

Everyone who has ever been on
the Jeremy Kyle Show is a cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Delroy Smellie [2]

Back by popular demand... 

Delroy Smellie is a baton-wielding, shameful,
cowardly, yet somehow above the law, cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout 
 banned Uncle Marvo and the rest of the planet.