Tuesday, 20 April 2010

BMW Drivers


99.9% of BMW drivers are selfish, speeding,
 tailgating cunts who shouldn't be allowed
to use a toy car, let alone fucking drive.

25 comments:

  1. I'd rather drive a good Mondeo than a rubbish BMW which turns most drivers into cunts, even when they wern't cunts already.

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  2. Great picture, fairly warmed the cockles of my heart to see a BMW trashed. All BMWs and their cunty drivers should end like this.

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  3. When you buy a bmw you stake a share in the fast lane on the autobahn!
    Even the germans hate the cunts?
    Wankers the lot of em
    BRICKBAT

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  4. Mondeo is the modern day DAGENHAM DUSTBIN LOL
    essex car ford capri
    BRICKBAT

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  5. interesting fact-
    the bmw is the only car made without indicators.

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  6. The election debate - 3 cunts for the price of one. Need I say more?

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  7. Interest fact:2
    The bmw is the only car with a built-in cunt and a bumper magnet!
    BRICKBAT

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  8. The shopfront in the pcture reminds me. Noddy; why does he have a bell on his hat? Coz he's a cunt.

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  9. I'd like to cunt the Daily Mail if that's possible. I consider it to be a hate-peddling, obnoxious, full-of-bullshit cunt of a newspaper.

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  10. Friends, the fucking shitiest pile of fucking shit sitcom that has every bloke projectile vomiting blood.

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  11. Oh and how the fucking hell did this cunt escape being cunted for so long? Nick Knowles the ubercunt.

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  12. I would like to counter-cunt Fidothedog's nomination by nominating Fidothedog himself for a cunting.

    He's Welsh, that's reason enough.

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  13. YorkshirePudding - The Sequel23 April 2010 at 13:25

    Can you cunt
    me again
    for being so boring and unfunny?

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  14. @Cuntshire Pudding

    Declined.
    Rule 2 applies.

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  15. @Anonnycunt 13:16

    Declined.
    Rule 1 applies.

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  16. Very judicial application of the rules if I might say so G.O.T.

    Sharon Shoesmith cunted herself at the appeals tribunal yesterday, 'rightly dismissed'.

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  17. G.O.T. is an increasingly fussy cunt when it comes to cunting cunts cunt.

    ;-)

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  18. TO ALL THE TERRY TURTLEHEAD POLITICAL BLOGGERS
    WHO HAVE ALL OF A SUDDEN OPENED UP THIER COMMENT BLOCKS FOR DEBATE!
    THEO SPARK AND HARRY HOOK (ANOTHER PAIR OF THE OF THE FANFARE)CUNTS?
    I AM A COMMON MAN?

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  19. They only open their legs every four years do yankwank and zulu but youvé got to be a member?CUNTS

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  20. @Snarky, that link doesn't work, and that nomination really needs the right visual to work...

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  21. If a BMW driver is up behind you, then you driver too damn slow and you need to get the mondeo in to the slow lane again. Simple logic really.

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  22. i think those middle class labour voting student minority arse licking no life experience anti global warming protest every 5 minute kids are cunts!

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  23. David is a cunt for buying a steel grey vw golf match...... PROPA CUNTER

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  24. From Hurling Dervish-

    Fucking laugh! anyone who buys a BMW must realize that as soon as they drive it from the showroom/garage, the fucking shitheaps depreciate in value by as much as 30%, just for driving it off the forecourt!!!
    Ha ha ha, you fucking slack bladdered, stupid, more money than sense cunts.
    Did you know that there are more BMW's per head in Slough than there are in any other town in the UK. Methinks that says it all really, fucking Polish drug dealers and Somalian pimps favor the fucking things!!
    Anyway, to all the wanker BMW drivers out there, please continue to drive like twats and eventually you'll end up on ANPR cameras up and down the land, just waiting for that Section 59 notice from the boys in blue. Fucking mugs!

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