Pick Your Own

A dead farmer, a mad policeman and a herd of nervous cows.
Looking for a cunt? Take your pick.
The fireman's probably the only one who isn't.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Jon Venables

Jon Venables - once a cunt, always a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Strathclyde Fire and Rescue

Strathclyde Fire and 'Rescue' are leaving people to die
and using Health and Safety excuses cunts.

Nominated by RantinRab

BBC [8]

The BBC are pimpin', wimmim trafficking, diversity, foreign lingo lovin' cunts.

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Michael Foot [3]

Michael Foot was a fellow-travelling, rationing-loving, social control-supporting,
Spanish Civil War-interfering, scruffy, twitching,
bonkers, worst-hairdo-in-politics, useless
and now deceased so too late to make up for any of it cunt.

Nominated by ullage

Clarence Mitchell

Clarence Mitchell, spokesman for the McCanns, has become a Tory spin-doctor cunt.

He's gone from being paid to defend a couple of rich, devious,
spending-other-people's-money, uncaring, two-faced,
unemployable cunts who are going to disappoint millions
when they are exposed as frauds and liars...to....

Nominated by William