Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Andy Murray [5]

Doesn't time fly? It's that time of year again to nominate the talentless, gurning couldn't-win-if-he-played-a-quadruple-amputee Andy Murray. Where does the British sporting establishment find these numpties?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

President Mubarak

Barry Mubarak is cunt of the year for clinging on despite it being obvious that he's been well and truly cunted by the gypos themselves.

Sending in his bullyboy thugs at the endgame is likely to get the cunt hung, Mussolini style, rather than a dignified retirement in Mecca, the cunt.

Nominated by banned

PCSO's [2]

PCSOs who won't go out after 8pm because it's dark.

Imagine what it might be like to have Inspector Andy Sullivan "leading" you on the front line in Afghanistan...

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Captain Haddock's nomination of Inspector Bollocks of Cambridgeshire Plod is hereby seconded.