Thursday, 24 November 2011

Jimmy Saville

Jimmy Savile is a dead disturbing cunt.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Mary, Queen of Scots

Mary, Queen of Scots: Queen of Cunts more like. Lacked morals by being another Jock cousin shagger and even married a bastard Frenchman.

Only the thick as fuck Jocks could think that a God bothering Swamp pig of a woman was a martyr.

Charles Dunstone

Charles Dunstone the chief executive of TalkTalk/Tiscrapi as a 110%, gold plated CUNT. I'm sick of his shite "communications" company throttling my bandwidth to sub dial-up speeds. And as for the jokingly called "tech support" - they couldn't diagnose a child's abacus.

I hope he dies a slow and painful death...
Nominated by microdave

Downton Abbey

The entire cast, crew and writers of that kaleidoscope of cunts that is 'Downton Abbey' for a Daily Mail sanctioned fucking upper class ridden pile of steaming fucking donkey turds.

A cavalcade of racist, sexist, ageist and just about any other 'ist' you can care to mention.
Nominated by HurlingDervish

Roscoe Conkling "Fatty" Arbuckle

Roscoe Conkling "Fatty" Arbuckle is a silent Film star type of Cunt. He was the original OJ; a fat, unfunny Yank and a murdering rapist who got off due to his fame and immense fucking gut.
Anyone with a name like Conkling deserves to be fucking Cunted. His parents were obviously a pair of typical American retards

Vince Cable [4]

The Cunishness of Vinnie "cunt of the coalition'" Cable knows no bounds. It appears that Her Majesty's secretary of State for Business does not know how to fill in a tax return. What a thieving cunt he is. Maybe he is actually Scottish as that might explain it.
Nominated by peter

David Sexton

David Sexton is a nasty, authoritarian, control freak of a cunt with such a phobia of seeing so much as a wisp of tobacco smoke, let alone a smoker enjoying themselves, that he wants to shit on private property and ban smoking in the car you own and the house you call home.

And then, because he's also a stupid cunt who hasn't thought about how happy it would make the smugglers, he wants to outlaw smoking altogether.

He's a cunt, did I mention that?
Nominated by Angry Exile

Paul Stewart

Strathclyde Fire and Rescue Service group commander Paul Stewart is a murdering cunt.

"The operation had a ‘successful outcome’"

Yeah, and the poor lady died, because a jumped up tosser started spouting 'Elf and Safety bollocks...
Nominated by Microdave