Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Ed Miliband [3]

Ed "lunkhead" Miliband is an applying for a job that 
he never thought he'd get, 
getting it via the unions 
then not having a fucking clue not 
only on where he is but what the hell to do next

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Barbara Windsor

Barbara Windsor is a bingo advertising, irritating laugh, 
mutton dressed as lamb, act your age for fuck sake, 
annoying old cunt..

Nominated by RantinRab

Terry Kelly [5]

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Charles Bean

Charles "Mr" Bean of the Bank of England is a 
quarter of a million quid a year, saver slagging, totally out of touch with reality, 
terminally stupid, and should be sacked cunt 

Nominated by Dioclese

Harriet Harman [8]

Harriet Harman is a "we shouldn't use the word cunt 
because it's derogatory towards women" cunt.

Nominated by Shob Gite

Seconded by HeadsonPoles

"...for not getting her tits out during the conference."

Bad Drivers

'Drivers' who don't know the rules about Yellow Box Junctions are 

Yellow Box Junction Cunts!

You know the one, the cunt who hovers at the edge of the box 

while indicating 'right'; not realising that unless he/she moves 
into the centre of the box and activates the sensor 
the lights won't 'know' he/she is there and so 
won't trigger the "right turn only >"
 light and we'll all be there till half past fucking midnight.

As you catch his/her timid eye in his rear view mirror 

the little wanker is thinking  "OOh no! You're not going to bully me
 just because you have an un-eco-friendly humveee,
 I am right and have the law on my side"

No it isn't you CUNT, YOU are committing the 

offence of OBSTRUCTION, ie Of ME!

No matter how many times you blare your horn at 

his/her unlawful behaviour the wanker sits there until the 
lights turn amber then skootles across (ILLEGALLY!) 
leaving me, and the five drivers behind, looking like, 
well, some sort of cunts, actually.

Nominated by banned

Carl Boulter

Carl Boulter is a sacked PCSO cunt 
who described his patch as a shithole

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Saturday, 25 September 2010

Stephen Fry

Stephen Fry is a faggy old fop of a luvvy no longer funny cunt

Nominated by LSP

Seconded by David Preiser (USA) a self-indulgent, feels so guilty about loving Wagner that 
he got the BBC to let him do a whole programme so he 
could justify it to himself and got a free ticket to Bayreuth in the process,
 and so self-absorbed and arrogant that he didn't know that he was 
holding his finger over the wrong fucking last note
 while a real musician was playing the piano, cunt.

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Pakistan Cricket Team

The Pakistan Cricket Team have finally fucked off home,
the lying, cheating, match fixing cunts.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Saturday, 18 September 2010

Bob Crow [3]

Bob Crow is a commie. celebrity status seeking, 
born in the posh bit just outside Epping, 
overpaid by about £133k including expenses, mockney, 
fat, Millwall supporting, "bet his parents wish they'd thrown
 away the baby and kept the afterbirth" 
dinosaur of a trade unionist cunt. 

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Friday, 17 September 2010

Saul Alinsky

Saul Alinsky: inspiration to Barry Soetoro, Hillary Clinton, 
Michelle Obama and assorted commies and fuckwit community organisers, 
was a troublemaking Chicago gangster admiring cunt.

Nominated by INCOMING!!!!!!!

Anthony Gawthrop

Anthony Gawthrop, who richly deserves a place at Cambridge University.... 
preferably in a jar of Formalin in a lab somewhere
is a shit criminal and a gormless cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Barack Hussein Obama [8]

Obama is a pansy assed fuckin gay asswipe 
shithead scum sucking cunt
Nominated by Amusing Bunni
(who can't be banned from the USA)

and is a goat-raping Kenyan cunt 
Nominated by Brew Wales

and the FBI and that prick in the White House are all humourless cunts
Nominated by Lawson Narse

Camille Paglia

Camille Paglia is a nasty old Ga-Ga envy, 
'abortion is a sacrament' dyke of a cunt.

But Lady Ga-Ga is still a pervy cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Viviane Reding

Viviane Reding (left!) is an interfering, EU money-grabbing, 
Roma pikey-loving shit cunt of the highest order.

Sarko is a top bloke for telling her to fuck 
the fuck off out of it, or to admit all the 
Roma pikeys to her beloved Luxembourg.

Vive La France. 


Badgers are TB spreading, striped, look at me I am really cute 
but in fact cost the UK farming industry millions a cunt; the cunts

Nominated by an AnonyCunt
seconded by Paul Goddard

Sunday, 12 September 2010


Monsanto are gene meddling, frankenfood food creating, 
disease riddled, world dominating, money grabbing 
evil cunts of the highest order.

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Police Sgt Mark Andrews

Police Sgt Mark Andrews is the Cuntiest of Police Cunts, 
who brings shame on himself, his family and the 
other sadistic, "Look at me! I'm just like Rambo" 
cunts in the Police Farce.

Let's just hope that someone bigger than him 

doesn't give his face a rub-down with a half-brick any time soon, 
the despicable cunt. 

Nicola Sturgeon

Nicola Sturgeon is a nannying, booze price increasing, 
I know best, SNP fuckwit, looks like a lezzer cunt.

Nominated by RantinRab

Michael O'Leary [2]

Ryanair's Michael O'Leary is a publicity seeking twat who suggested 
standing up accommodation in his planes, and now wants
 to do away with the second pilot to save money, the cunt.

Nominated by microdave

Traffic Wardens

London traffic wardens are sneaky, humourless, vindictive, 
opportunistic, £60 a go, just doing their jobs cuntish cunts.

(how have we missed that lot before now?)

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Martin Smith [2]

Martin Smith is a 
convicted violent criminal 
and old man of 'love racism hate music',
not so smug now when he's picking up dog 
shit out of parks every Sunday morning, cunt.

Nominated by caz

Dave Hartnett

Dave Hartnett, HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) 
Permanent Secretary responsible for tax sees no need to 
apologise let alone resign over the shambles he presides over, 
and is a weapons-grade utter cunt.

Nominated by banned

Guido [2]

Guido 'Shit Staines' Fawkes is a flogging a dead horse 
because he is a too fucking stupid and dumb Irish cunt
 to see he has made himself look a total cunt, cunt.

Nominated by Houdini.

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Cyril Smith

Cyril "Fat Cunt" Smith probably died of shame after watching 
Nick Clegg give William Hague a blow job. 
Either that or he choked on a bacon sandwich 
like Big Fat Mama Cass once did, the fat cunt. 

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Rehana Mohamed

Rehana Mohamed is a servant slapping cunt. 

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Stig

The Stig is a cunt and no-one gives a fuck about who 
he 'really is' except for various Radio 2 "DJ"s and newsreaders 
paid to big up the story like the cunts they are are too. 

Nominated by banned

Max Clifford

Max Clifford is a slimy, fishy, rotten 
stinking king (or queen) of all cunts! 

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Nick Lowles

Nick Lowles from Hate not Hope, who just spent a week 
in a top hotel in Bradford stirring up shite and hoping for a race riot,
is a huge fail prick, boasting he took 

1000 photos of patriots to 'out', cunt.

Nominated by caz

Harry Redknapp

Harry Redknapp is a twitchy, 
satchel faced, tax evading, Judas cunt of a cunt.

Nominated by El Lager

Cheryl Taylor

Cheryl Taylor, Controller of Comedy Commissioning at the the BBCuntingC, 
who decided to axe the world's longest-running soap opera 
Last of The Summer Wine, is a humourless
 and soul-less lefty cunt of the highest order. 

Old Holborn

Old Holborn is a killer and total criminal cunt 
money giving and raising cunt of the first order, 
and has his tongue right up his bum boys and object of 
homo sexual desire, Guido 'shit Staines' Fawkes's fucking 
ring-piece, arse-hole sniffing and, nibbling and licking, cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Alexander the Meerkat

Alexander the Meerkat is a fucking irritating, 
insurance advertising puppet with a 
hand up his jacksie cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese