Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Bad Drivers


'Drivers' who don't know the rules about Yellow Box Junctions are 

Yellow Box Junction Cunts!

You know the one, the cunt who hovers at the edge of the box 

while indicating 'right'; not realising that unless he/she moves 
into the centre of the box and activates the sensor 
the lights won't 'know' he/she is there and so 
won't trigger the "right turn only >"
 light and we'll all be there till half past fucking midnight.

As you catch his/her timid eye in his rear view mirror 

the little wanker is thinking  "OOh no! You're not going to bully me
 just because you have an un-eco-friendly humveee,
 I am right and have the law on my side"

No it isn't you CUNT, YOU are committing the 

offence of OBSTRUCTION, ie Of ME!

No matter how many times you blare your horn at 

his/her unlawful behaviour the wanker sits there until the 
lights turn amber then skootles across (ILLEGALLY!) 
leaving me, and the five drivers behind, looking like, 
well, some sort of cunts, actually.

Nominated by banned

3 comments:

  1. Ha Ha .. Love it ..

    Certainly a new take on "Ship to Shore" ...

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  2. PMSL banned! Spot on.

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