Jilly Goolden

Jilly "I've had a starching proppa facelift and parts of my vulva have been put on my fuckin' ugly old crone boat"' Goolden.

Pure rage courses through my veins whenever I catch this posh irritating voiced, self opinionated cunt on the telly. I have a homicidal urge to destroy. Anything.

I would enjoy putting my size 11 foot in her diseased fanny with extreme prejudice once and for all.

And if that other cunt John Burton Race got in the way, he'd fucking get it an all......

Nominated by Hurling Dervish

Michael Buble

Michael Buble is a perma grinned white toothed Canadian wank actor and shit singing type of Cunt.

When he does his poncy dancing he looks just like a spastic Troy Tempest.

Fuck off back to Canada you annoying Argie shagging bastard.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Cilla Black

Cilla fucking Black

What a fucking talentless harridan of a cunt.

Did anyone from Liverpool ever talk like that or is that what living in the home counties for 4 fucking decades does?

With a singing voice like finger nails scraping a blackboard and a face like a fucking gargoyle.

Worra cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Brian Blessed

Brian Blessed - what a big, blustery, bearded, bursting with baritone bollockiness, booming bastard he is.
Full of his own oh so clever, anecdotal fucking wind.
A cunt of the highest degree.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point