Sir Norman Wisdom is a taking so fucking long to die,
unfunny cunt.
The fact Albanians thought he was God on earth
tells you an awful lot about the unfunny dead cunt.
BBC presenter Charlie Stayt is a biased, left wing,
red socialist, commie, rude, self opinionated cunt
Motorists in East Anglia are couldn't-drive-a-nail-into-wood,
infuriating, no-fucking-idea-where-they-are-going, deaf,
blind, stupid, incapable-of-parking, and s-o s-l-o-w
they-would-be-late-for-their-own-fucking-funeral cunts.
Plymouth Argyle captain Carl Fletcher, who stormed out of court
after a judge told him he was not famous enough to avoid jury duty,
is a nonentity, wannabe celebrity cunt.
Billy Graham is an American big-mouth,
holier-than-thou begging letter sending filthy
greedy money grabbing Preacher-Cunt.
Nominated by Anonymous
Peter Tatchell is an uber-cunt.
He just is.