Saturday, 27 November 2010


Ireland is a green, tweedy, celtic tiger with it's arse ablaze, cunt
Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Gillian McKeith

Gillian McKeith, self-styled celebrity nutritionist,
agreeing to go on the unspeakable "Get Me Out Of Here" shite
and then acting like she is fainting and hearing voices.
The other "celebs" should slit her throat and eat her, the cunt
Nominated by Blind Pugh

Simon Cowell [3]

Simon Cowell is self-evidently a cunt.
Nominated by LSP

Wayne Sleep

Wayne Sleep is a faggy, fist up arse of a cunt.
Nominated by LSP

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a shrill, self-obsessed, humourless, 
sectarian muslim who screams "racist" to every criticism, fat, ugly, gargoyle of a cunt. 

She should fuck off back to Uganda if she doesn't like it here. 

Nominated by Tweed

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a humourless, bleating, hectoring, 
useless, nauseating, Lefty, MILF bitch, who wouldn't 
recognise a joke if it jumped up and bit her on her 
fucking fat arse and who should be stoned out of our fucking misery, CUNT! 

Nominated by Barking Spider

John Hirst [3]

John Hirst is a despicable, grandma-killing cunt. 

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

...and that dirty cunt John Hirst as well. 

Seconded by 

Abu Hamza [2]

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Abu Hamza, a fucking fat stateless cunt who should be blasted into space, the cunt!

Seconded by Dark Lochnagar

Friday, 5 November 2010

Mark Clattenburg

Mark Clattenburg is a "couldn't referee a fucking game of 
conkers between two 5 year olds withough ballsing 
it up and making himself and the game look like shit" cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Alan Sugar [3]

Alan Sugar has in his own words been sacked, 
oh and is a cunt with his lips firmly around 
Gordon Brown's tiny jock cock the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Celebrity Juice

Celebrity Juice and the daft cunt who presents it. 
A bloke with a face that needs improving with a claw hammer, the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Jack Straw [4]

Jack Straw is an uber-opportunistic, flip flopping, 
unprincipled arse licker of a cunt.

His son is a prick as well.

Nominated by Anonymous
Seconded by Gillesboy

Helena Kennedy

Helena Kennedy is an opinionated snob 
who looks down her nose at the little people 
and who thinks we give a flying fuck what she has to say type of cunt!

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

Cheryl Cole [2]

Cheryl Cole is a talentless chav bimbo
who ought to have had her vocal cords cut at birth 
and should be banned from ever recording any 
of that pointless fucking ear-melting drivel she calls music, cunt. 

Nominated by Goblin Queen

Reece Kent

Reece Kent is a terminally-ill-grandfather-kicking
walking free thug of a cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron [7]

David Cameron is a "we'll be paying fuck all more to the EUSSR 
... oh sorry, have 2.9% and look how well I've done" cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Seconded by HeadsonPoles

Shafting the nation like that displays cuntitude of an epic level.