Cuntishness is a passing phase.
Cuntitude remains deep in the bones.
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
Russell Brand [3]
Russell Brand is an unfunny, needs fucking chinning,
preferably by me, fucking horrible cunt of a nasal Essex
whiny voiced, untalented gold plated and
diamnond encrusted cunt of the first order cunt
Not this cunt again. I can't be arsed to cunt the cunt again but Top Marks to Houdini for splendid cuntification. If I may be permitted to quote. "unfunny, needs fucking chinning, preferably by me, fucking horrible cunt of a nasal Essex whiny voiced, untalented gold plated and diamond encrusted cunt of the first order cunt ".
See Andy Marr: jug eared cunt. Cunted into paying for a bastard sprog that isn't even yours "socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting". Better journalism than anything you ever came up with, you cunt.
The ultimate fucking nightmare BBC panel - Marcus Brigstocke, Jeremy "IRA-cocksucker" Hardy, Mark Steel, and Sandy Toksvig. Chaired by Stephen Fry and with a musical interlude by Billy Bragg.
Wow do i hate this cunt??!!!! he looks like a fucked up nigella lawson with aids. He is as funny as bollock rot. A mad haired unfunny mad faced cunty cunt cunt. A cunt of almost mythical proportions.
so unfunny middle class lovin safe funnin, comic cuntin, not worth fuckin not so funny, safe safe, sexless feeling, he is so gay, useless cocksuckin, no cock stirring not suckin my cockin, not suckin his. no sex please were middle class safe fuckin sex hating fuck em.
I am a moaning fuckwith and say that Russell Brand is the worst electric jug kettle I've ever bought. Another thing, that bloke who advertises them looks like h'es doing an impression of Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow - only just got out of bed!
I'm sorry, but who the FUCK is this prick? I never ever heard of a RUSSELL BRAND until a year ago or so when I was roughly avoid the showbiz section of the daily mail.... what made him so special in showbiz???, rather than being an absolute cunt (which sadly seems to attract showbiz cunts) ??? What a cunt!
Not this cunt again. I can't be arsed to cunt the cunt again but Top Marks to Houdini for splendid cuntification. If I may be permitted to quote.
ReplyDelete"unfunny, needs fucking chinning,
preferably by me, fucking horrible cunt of a nasal Essex
whiny voiced, untalented gold plated and
diamond encrusted cunt of the first order cunt
".
See Andy Marr: jug eared cunt. Cunted into paying for a bastard sprog that isn't even yours
"socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting". Better journalism than anything you ever came up with, you cunt.
The ultimate fucking nightmare BBC panel - Marcus Brigstocke, Jeremy "IRA-cocksucker" Hardy, Mark Steel, and Sandy Toksvig. Chaired by Stephen Fry and with a musical interlude by Billy Bragg.
ReplyDeleteBeat that cunters.
Wow do i hate this cunt??!!!! he looks like a fucked up nigella lawson with aids. He is as funny as bollock rot. A mad haired unfunny mad faced cunty cunt cunt. A cunt of almost mythical proportions.
ReplyDeleteI would like to cut this cunt's face off. The filthy fucking heroin addicted piece of shit. He probably has AIDS the dirty cunt.
ReplyDeleteso unfunny middle class lovin safe funnin, comic cuntin, not worth fuckin not so funny, safe safe, sexless feeling, he is so gay, useless cocksuckin, no cock stirring not suckin my cockin, not suckin his. no sex please were middle class safe fuckin sex hating fuck em.
ReplyDeleteI am a moaning fuckwith and say that Russell Brand is the worst electric jug kettle I've ever bought. Another thing, that bloke who advertises them looks like h'es doing an impression of Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow - only just got out of bed!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but who the FUCK is this prick? I never ever heard of a RUSSELL BRAND until a year ago or so when I was roughly avoid the showbiz section of the daily mail.... what made him so special in showbiz???, rather than being an absolute cunt (which sadly seems to attract showbiz cunts) ??? What a cunt!
ReplyDelete