Friday, 30 July 2010

Piers Morgan [3]

Piers Morgan is a cunt of olympiad standards.
If God had broadband he would nominate the cunt.
For publishing fake torture pictures he should have been locked
in the Tower for treason but instead the pompous fat cunt
is leering at the nation on some cuntfest TV programme, the cunt.
Nominated by Nullus Aequum


  1. I don't think I could ever have phrased that better. Wonderful use of the English language there.

    My latest nomination is for Leslie Blanchard. According to the Daily Mail: "An edifying man he is not. Arrested for downloading vile pornographic images of children, as well as attempting to arrange sex with a 12-year-old child, Blanchard was convicted last October for his ghastly crimes. He pleaded guilty to possessing, making and distributing indecent images of children."

    Sounds an utterly evil cunt to me. Gotty or AllSeeingEye, feel free to use a better way of wording this if you wish.

  2. Having listened to Mrs Minge of the Prison Reform Trust trying to justify a fucking payout for Ian Huntley after the cunt was stabbed in prison, I wish to nominate:

    a) the cunts who are the do-gooders on the Prison Reform Trust (what fucking planet do these cunts live on?)and,

    b) Ian Cuntley Huntley. Wickedness and cuntitude in one foul skin.

    If the cunt really MUST be imprisoned rather than swing at the end of a rope, may he die a slow and painful death after a lonely and thoroughly miserable existence.

  3. Whites Car Park Solutions are greedy, shameless, grasping cunts. Here is some evidence for that:

  4. Whilst I'm here, I might as well nominate an old favourite of ...Is A Cunt. Though amazingly, he has only been cunted twice up to now, and one was a joint cunting with his brother.

    David Miliband is, according to Mr Eugenides, an "utter, utter, utter cunt". I totally agree. He's a hypocritical, shameless, lying cunt. As I commented over at the Greek one's blog "Devil's Kitchen was really onto something when he made David "Batshit" Miliband his Biggest Cunt In The World a few years ago. Our Dave's clearly still got cuntishness in his bones."

  5. Mrs Slocum's pussy is a cunt.

    "Slocum", FFS, The shit they could get away with in those days.

  6. Captain Haddock6 August 2010 at 18:34

    IS A CUNT .....

    Theresa Bystram .. the tattooed, Chelsea "Head-Hunters" football shirt-wearing, benefit scrounging, unfit to be a parent slag from Weybridge who took three of her kids to the funeral of Raoul Moat .. because she thinks he was a "hero" & wanted to "pay her respects" ..

    This brain-dead cretin totally fails to comprehend the meaning of the word respect, as she so obviously has no self-respect, for starters ...

  7. Captain Haddock6 August 2010 at 18:38

  8. I know that Haddock has nominated the world's biggest cunt in Theresa Bystram, but the shouty, doom and gloom monger that is Robert Peston is back in from the BBC wilderness, and is driving me up the fucking wall with his cuntitudinousness.

    I should like to nominate the cunt for a good cunting.

  9. On the basis of Piers Morgan being a Cunt of biblical proportions, I think we might of forgotten an even bigger one that has never been nominated on a cunt.
    That slimy, fishy rotten stinking cunt is MAX CLIFFORD King (or queen) of all cunts!

  10. Thumbs up to the person who said Huntley was a cunt. A bigger cunt there has never been. Piers cunt faced wank pod Morgan with his pig fuck face and wanky voice is number 2 though .... My most hated cunt at the moment he is.