Thursday, 8 July 2010

Sue Sim

Sue Sim, acting Chief Constable of Northumbria,
is a crap at running a police force,
holding a press conference or catching a psychotic fugitive,
spectacularly ugly and a fucking useless cunt.
Nominated by Gildas The Monk


  1. Fuck me, that's my wife Hayley. What's she doin' pretending to be a policewoman?

  2. Only under new liebour would such a waste of space be promoted.

  3. Captain Haddock9 July 2010 at 12:02

    She ain't the only one ..

    What about the knob-head who left this lying around ?

  4. I nominate Masha Bell, author, literacy researcher and now High Cuntess, who says "The complexity of the English spelling system is to blame for soaring levels of illiteracy among teenagers."

    Has it suddenly got harder? How did people cope in years past? Could it be they were taught properly and paid attention to what their teachers said?

  5. Would like to nominate the entire cuntry of Japan for this:

  6. Captain Haddock10 July 2010 at 11:36

    Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne is a sad, drunken, publicity-seeking fuckwit ...

    And the mad bastard Moat topped himself, sooner than admit to being "Gazza's" mate ...

  7. Sim lists on her biog that she was operational commander for the Ian Brady hunger strike. How hard can it be to manage a locked up person who's not eating?

  8. So at least this farago got the cunt exposed for the sorry failure that she is before she gets to do more than 'acting'.

  9. This cunt Sim epitomises the police "farce" as the next-to-fucking useless organisation that it is.

    Shit-scared of its own, self-inflicted, PC-ridden organisation, the police are now nothing more than social workers in fancy dress.

    Sim, my useless son-in-law of a copper and all the rest of the softly-softly, do-gooding, know-nothing cunts can fuck the fuck off.

  10. Excuse me, Ma'am? Side show Bob wants his hair back. You bug eyed incompetent cunt.

  11. I am a moaning fuckwit and say that copper Sue reminds me of the daft bird off the Dicker of Vibley!