'Colonel' Gaddafi [2]

'Colonel' Gaddafi is a gruesome zombie of an undead cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Catherine Ashton [2]

What the fuck? Has the sun recently been emitting more cunta-rays, or have the boys at the Large Hadron Cuntfinder discovered and released the Cunt Particle? Where do all these cunts come from?
If we were all to get ourselves a big sharp stick and go hunting for those of the cuntic persuasion...where would be the best place be?

I would say the “Corridors of Cunts”...where the cunts who steal us blind and also pass endless useless or intrusive or downright barking legislation to burden and plague our lives are to be found. And where would the Mother Lode, the Death Star, the Holy of Cunting Holies be for those cunts? The cunting EU, that is where. And what would happen if those Eurocunts decided to have a poll amongst themselves to decide who was the biggest,floppiest, scary-hairiest , sloppiest, top-of-a-plasterer’s-welly-like cunt of them all?

Step forward and show your plug-ugly face.... Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland who came last in this survey.

This is, so far, the utter bathos of achievement for this ineffective, unelected, promoted-several- light-years-beyond-her-competence "laide ideal" of a pointless parasitical cunt of a office-seeker , who on the few occasions she can be cunted even to turn up to any vital meeting has no hesitation in spreading the legs of our poor homeland so it can get a good gang-kicking in the cunt by the rest of the EU. I could go on and on.

What a cunt!

Nominated by Jack Savage

Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza

His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza,the Mexican Ambassador to the UK, who managed to make himself look even more of a cunt than Jeremy Clarkson (a cunning stunt if ever there was one) by making a po-faced complaint to that hive-mind of cunts, the BBC, bringing about such a concaternational rat-king of cunts as to be in danger of creating a "Black Cunt-Hole" capable swallowing the whole universe is not just a cunt but a crapulous, flatulent, Hispanic, bone-idle bean-eating somnolescent of a cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Jim Devine

Jim Devine is an alcoholic, pavement-pizza-faced drunk driver and sex-pest who was such a "cunto di tutti cunti" that he managed to talk himself into a cell with big Vern on national TV.

This Scotch cunt is a utter triple-filtered, first-pressing, Supersize, five star cunt of the first water, the cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Nick Clegg [4]

Deputy Prime Sinister, Nicholarse Clegg, who apparently can't work beyond 3pm, is a cunt. Must be the influence of his Dago wife, all them siestas and sangria means he's too exhausted to do a day's work. The lazy cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Michael MacIntyre

Michael MacIntyre is an unfunny, podgy, pasty faced, mummy's boy, child scaring cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Andy Murray [5]

Doesn't time fly? It's that time of year again to nominate the talentless, gurning couldn't-win-if-he-played-a-quadruple-amputee Andy Murray. Where does the British sporting establishment find these numpties?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

President Mubarak

Barry Mubarak is cunt of the year for clinging on despite it being obvious that he's been well and truly cunted by the gypos themselves.

Sending in his bullyboy thugs at the endgame is likely to get the cunt hung, Mussolini style, rather than a dignified retirement in Mecca, the cunt.

Nominated by banned

PCSO's [2]

PCSOs who won't go out after 8pm because it's dark.

Imagine what it might be like to have Inspector Andy Sullivan "leading" you on the front line in Afghanistan...

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Captain Haddock's nomination of Inspector Bollocks of Cambridgeshire Plod is hereby seconded.

Seconded by killemallletgodsortemout

Sir Paul Nurse

Having watched BBC's Horizon program ostensibly about the "lack of trust in science" but in fact a blatant propaganda piece for the the BBC's agenda of pushing catastrophic global warming Sir Paul Nurse is a scruffy would be man of the people but condescending cats-paw of a bastard fuck-cunt-fucker of a cunt, with a cunt chaser.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Judge Hale

For poking her nose in where its not required ..

For putting her own interpretation on what words set into Law mean
(though looking at her, one can possibly see why she's done so)..

For creating a situation where only her own kind (Lawyers) will be the beneficiaries ..

Lady Hale is a cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Andy Grey and Richard Keys

Andy Gray is a tubby, loud mouth, 3rd rate in his day who now thinks he's right about everything, sexist cunt.
And Richard Keys is a hairy sexist cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Ed Balls [4]

Ed Balls is a fat, bullying, deaf-to-reason, self-satisfied, LONG-overdue-for-a-smack-in-the-mouth gobshite of a moronic cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Alan Johnson [3]

Alan Johnson is an uneconomic cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Andrew Marr [5]

Andrew Marr is a Milipede loving, rampant leftie cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Ringo Starr

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Ringo Starr's best drumming,
the talentless cunt

Nominated by David James

Kenny Dalglish

Kenny Dalglish is an unintelligible, worse than Woy Hodgson, Scottish cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Michael Gove

Michael Gove is a horribly wispy ridiculously overprivileged Tory bumhole, who has spent 25 years in a narrow Scottish windtunnel to achieve his worn in weathered sallow complexion, typical of the type of odious weasly cunt who would decimate the whole British education system without having a fucking clue of the consequences because he is a silly clueless never-worked-a-day-in-his-life-in-the-real-fucking-world jug-eared weaseled face of a cunt

Nominated by deadlaa

Tamer Hassan

Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a 'do anything for a paycheck' while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a 'cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts' where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck's what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.

Nominated by deadlaa

Audley Harrison

So pisspoor excuse for a boxer Audley Harrison is going to be paid his purse from the David Haye fight.

Apparently he's delighted and said he will put it in his handbag along with his make-up and tampons, the useless wet cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye