Andy Murray [5]

Doesn't time fly? It's that time of year again to nominate the talentless, gurning couldn't-win-if-he-played-a-quadruple-amputee Andy Murray. Where does the British sporting establishment find these numpties?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

President Mubarak

Barry Mubarak is cunt of the year for clinging on despite it being obvious that he's been well and truly cunted by the gypos themselves.

Sending in his bullyboy thugs at the endgame is likely to get the cunt hung, Mussolini style, rather than a dignified retirement in Mecca, the cunt.

Nominated by banned

PCSO's [2]

PCSOs who won't go out after 8pm because it's dark.

Imagine what it might be like to have Inspector Andy Sullivan "leading" you on the front line in Afghanistan...

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Captain Haddock's nomination of Inspector Bollocks of Cambridgeshire Plod is hereby seconded.

Seconded by killemallletgodsortemout

Sir Paul Nurse

Having watched BBC's Horizon program ostensibly about the "lack of trust in science" but in fact a blatant propaganda piece for the the BBC's agenda of pushing catastrophic global warming Sir Paul Nurse is a scruffy would be man of the people but condescending cats-paw of a bastard fuck-cunt-fucker of a cunt, with a cunt chaser.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Judge Hale

For poking her nose in where its not required ..

For putting her own interpretation on what words set into Law mean
(though looking at her, one can possibly see why she's done so)..

For creating a situation where only her own kind (Lawyers) will be the beneficiaries ..

Lady Hale is a cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Andy Grey and Richard Keys

Andy Gray is a tubby, loud mouth, 3rd rate in his day who now thinks he's right about everything, sexist cunt.
And Richard Keys is a hairy sexist cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Ed Balls [4]

Ed Balls is a fat, bullying, deaf-to-reason, self-satisfied, LONG-overdue-for-a-smack-in-the-mouth gobshite of a moronic cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Alan Johnson [3]

Alan Johnson is an uneconomic cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Andrew Marr [5]

Andrew Marr is a Milipede loving, rampant leftie cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Ringo Starr

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Ringo Starr's best drumming,
the talentless cunt

Nominated by David James

Kenny Dalglish

Kenny Dalglish is an unintelligible, worse than Woy Hodgson, Scottish cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Michael Gove

Michael Gove is a horribly wispy ridiculously overprivileged Tory bumhole, who has spent 25 years in a narrow Scottish windtunnel to achieve his worn in weathered sallow complexion, typical of the type of odious weasly cunt who would decimate the whole British education system without having a fucking clue of the consequences because he is a silly clueless never-worked-a-day-in-his-life-in-the-real-fucking-world jug-eared weaseled face of a cunt

Nominated by deadlaa

Tamer Hassan

Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a 'do anything for a paycheck' while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a 'cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts' where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck's what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.

Nominated by deadlaa

Audley Harrison

So pisspoor excuse for a boxer Audley Harrison is going to be paid his purse from the David Haye fight.

Apparently he's delighted and said he will put it in his handbag along with his make-up and tampons, the useless wet cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Roy Hodgson

Roy Hodgson, the worst 'pool manager since Michael Barrymore,
is a sacked today useless cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Phillip Hughes

Phillip Hughes is a weak willed, cricket cheating, Aussie cunt.

Nominated by G.O.T.

Ricky Ponting

Ricky Pointing is a gobby, gum chewing, finger-pointing, umpire disputing cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

Australian Cricket Team

The Australian cricket team are all out for 98 useless cunts.

I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate
and she moaned and she groaned
as she took it up the billabong
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Vince Cable [2]

Vince Cable, erstwhile Secretariat Of BusyBodyNess and now shunted to the Sidings Of Shame is a naive cunt who is now saying the sting by the Telegraph has done "great damage" to the relationship between MPs and their constituents. 


No Vince, you are the one who has undermined any vestigial trace of trust between us commoners and you Great And Worthy Whores Who Will Do Anything For A Shilling, you cheap cunt. 

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Aso Mohammed Ibrahim

Read Quick Draw McGraw's lengthy and excellent cunt-nominating rant here.
A masterpiece of clinical analysis and abuse.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Seconded.
An unspeakable cunt.
And the cunt of a lawyer who represented this piece of shit.

Seconded by Caratacus

....and the cunt has been done yet again for driving while banned after murdering Amy Houston the piss taking cunt.

Seconded by banned