PCSO's

PCSO's, each and every one of them is a pretend police officer, 
you can't film me, argue with me, 
photograph me as I make the fucking law up as I go along, 
spend all day fucking about, quote the fucking rules 
and piss the public off uber fucking cunt. 

Scrap the lot of them, the cunts.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Stephen Nolan

Stephen Nolan is a fat ugly say what his BBC bosses 
want media whore screw the taxpayer cunt of cunts

Nominated by A Taxpayer

Allison Fraser

Allison Fraser, Chief Executive of Sandwell Metropolitan Council, 
is an educated but unintelligent, nit-picking, 
little old lady bashing, not up to the job cunt

Nominated by Old Nick

James Naughtie [2] and Evan Davis [2]

James Naughtie and Evan "Tinseltits" Davis of Radio 4's Today 
programme are a pair of whining, Labour-raddled, 
can't get over the fact that Labour lost the election 
and that people actually think that the coalition might be alright, 
smug cunts.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Ban Ki Moon

Ban Ki Moon is a twat of a UN-paid quangocrat, 
whining that the world isn't doing enough to help the space-raced, 
nuclear-armed, £64 million better-off thanks to the UK Government Pakistanis, 
when the Pakistanis are intent on killing every 
fucker in the western world, 
up-on-his-soapbox, not of the real world cunt. 

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Billy Connolly

"Big Yin" aka Billy Connolly is to be given the freedom of the city of Glasgow. 
I'd rather he was given a kick in the cunt by every citizen of Glasgow, 
one after the other, till he bleeds and dies, the unfunny patronising cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Tony Blair [3]

Tony treacherous, war criminal, war monger, 
sixpence-half-a-crown arsed, bastard Blair is a cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson is a whiny, self-important, 
"my opinions matter", up-her-own-arse, champagne socialist, 
Labour luvvie, faux-Scotch cunt. 


The fucker named her daughter "Gaia", for fucks sake. Case closed.

Nominated by Tweed

David Miliband [4]

By day, a meek mild mannered gobshite spouting politician... 


David Miliband is, in fact, Bananaman - the cunt!

Nominated by Dioclese

William Hague

William Hague is a Muslim cock-sucking, 
Ramadan-loving, lunatic-supporting, 
blinkered, baldy, foetid cunt of the highest order. 

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

John Barrowman

John Barrowman seems like a 
thoroughly nice boy and a very good all-round entertainer.

Shame he's a shit-stabbing, queer-as-a-nine-bob-note cunt. 

Nominated by Nan Taylor

Kirsty Wark [2]

Kirsty Wark is a Common Purpose cunt.

Nominated by INCOMING!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking [2]

Stephen Hawken is a superior, smart arsed, 
Davros the Dalek lookalike cunt.

Nominated by Old Nick

Mr Justice Eady

Mr Justice Eady (who outed NightJack) is an injunction-granting cunt. 

Nominated by an Anonycunt

Davina McCall [2]

Davina McCall as a irritating, empty headed, 
droning on and on, overhyped vacuous cunt 
who hosts the Big Brother house full of total cunts.

Nominated by Dioclese

Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren is a fucking shitty useless actress, 
initially only famous for sucking on Labour 
and IRA cock and getting her tits and twat out, 
vastly overrated cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

John "Jailhouselawyer" Hirst

John "Jailhouselawyer" Hirst is a should be fucking dead by hanging, 
unrepentant utter scumbag criminal murdering cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Gio Compario [3]

Gio Compario is a stupid fat bastard 
curly moustachioed amazingly irritating singing cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Mick Giannasi

Mick Giannasi is a self-righteous, supercilious, fine-addicted,
overdue-for-impecunious-retirement cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Ali Dizaei [3]

Ali Dizaei, a man so bent he can't lay straight in bed,
 who played the "Race Card" in the Police force, 
used it as a weapon to gain promotion
 and, having found that it worked, is now "trying it on" yet again 
whilst in prison, is a cunt. 

Nominated by Captain Haddock
Seconded by Caratacus